What are some good ways to fuck with someone without them knowing?

What are some good ways to fuck with someone without them knowing?

Bump I wanna know

bumping for interrest

killing the family members of said individual. one by one.

Ill dump some memes to bump

Also, how do you live a double life?

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

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Thats a bit conspicuous but thanks anyways

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Talk to me. I can help you.

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Sign them up to have Mormons come to their house. You can have free bibles sent to them too.

is this a fucking national cash register joke

braaap

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I can help you but not here.

Thats pretty good thanks bud

get on VPN, sign yourself up for free gay porn catalogs, boxes, samples, etc.

What kind of car is on bottom right?

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blast them with piss while wearing a mask

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I've been getting spam in my actual mail since 2007. The COD4 match I'll never forget. I don't know how it keeps coming because I've told the post office what happened but they can't do anything. I seriously upset this guy.

Any idea how he did it

Probably just got my IP. It was xbox live. My mailbox is full of coffin coupons and life insurance bullshit.

Ok thanks

Pineapples.

he doxxed you

I liek deez cars

me 3

spark plug shards through windows

drill into their head before they know whats going on? win?

>Dont

ae86

tie yoder

I found a dead squirrel in the street one day. Nailed it to a small cross like the Romans did and put it in this one guy's front yard because he tripped me in the halls.
He tripped me again later but he did admit finding the cross was unnerving. I should have done it 2 or 3 more times to really freak him out.

I have thought of a way to.improve upon this, but it's probably illegal where you live. If the family has any pets that go outside regularly, crucify them. It's heartless and cruel but it will definitely mess with people. Even better of they move because of it, the financial burden will still cause them hardship.

Put a sample of your stool underneath their mattress while they are away. They will not discover the poop until you have long been gone.

Pizzas. Lots of Pizzas.