I have a 100 word essay due tomorrow and I can't stop procrastinating

I have a 100 word essay due tomorrow and I can't stop procrastinating

Thats easy u bitch

what the fuck is wrong with you that's easy as fuck

>100 word

That's not an essay that's a fucking paragraph, barely.

Nigga thats like 2 paragraphs. You must suck in school.

>100 words

Try writing about how much of a lazy pussy you are. I bet you can easily come up with at least 1,000,000 words on that topic

Not even a lot dumbass, get too it. What's it on

ill do it for 10 or 15 bucks

I have 7 replies to respond to I cannot find time any more

100 word essay? That is the easiest thing I've heard. I could write that in 10 minutes.
I write as a hobby though, but that is just ridiculous OP...

kek

What's the topic of the essay anyway?

>Describe kinetic molecular theory in 100 words in a way a kindergartener could understand

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

gasses are made up of tiny particles called molecules. these molecules are constantly moving very fast and bounce off the walls of what ever they are in. how often these molecules hit the walls is basically the pressure. the hotter it is, the more excited they get, bouncing more often. this is why your head starts to hurt when you get upset.

"100 word essay due tomorrow"
That's not a fucking essay, that's hardly a paragraph. Fuck off and suck it up, 6th grader.

Are you in third grade? 100 words?

LOL super funny

Oh shit sorry that was last weeks, tomorrows is
>write a 100 word essay on nuclear fusion without any verbs

Am I stupid or is the meme here that someone posts a ridiculously small amount of work and other people react incredulously as a meme.

>100 words
4th grade?

>100 words
>100
>That's literally 5 - 10 fucking minutes of effort
At least when I procrastinate it's because I have a shit ton to do.

Whoops, fucked up again, tomorrows is
>write a 100 word essay on the chemical makeup of semen that a knuckle-dragging mongoloid like OP can understand

My college English II class was 30 pages final essay. You can put 100 words in a text message.

100 words is so many words i'm really sorry op. take my advice, just end it, there's no way you can succeed

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>100 word essay
And I though I was retarded

"100 words"

Basically, Kinetic Molecular theory is about how the the molecules, or particles, of a gas move around in a container. This particles are like really really tiny marbles that bounce around in the container, and they bounce off of each other and the walls of the container constantly. When the particles are heated up, the heat adds energy to them, and they move around and bounce around faster. Because they bounce around so much and don't stick together, you can find out how much energy each particle has if you know how hot the gas is, because of a hotter gas will always have more energy than a colder one, and if a gas gets to cold it stops being a gas, because the particles don't bounce around any more. This means that there is a direct relationship between the temperature of the gas and molecules of the gas.

I am writing on behalf of some random stranger I curiously met online. I still don’t know his name, nor do I know his whereabouts, but he did present some legitimate concerns about your most recent assignment which he has had some difficulty completing. While this would otherwise be a very simple task, our anonymous user is having a considerable difficulty in concentrating and finishing his homework. He has instead resorted to online distractions on a website known as Sup Forums. I would like to request an extension until our mutual friend has cured his autism and had a good fapping.

There.

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there you go

149 you fucking dumpster baby. took me 5 minutes

I feel like this is bait, because we get these kinds of threads all the time now

lolol

A+

are you fucking autistic, that 5 minutes of effort, grow the fuck up b8 fag

Just 100 words? Come on faggot, that's nothing.

bullshit like this is what keeps the normies off Sup Forums, just embrace it

Everything that we know is made up of particles. These particles are called atoms. Atoms are so small, that you cannot see them, even with a microscope! Atoms are basically the building blocks of all the stuff in the universe. Atoms may sometimes join together into structures which are known as molecules. Throughout the universe, there is also energy. Some things, like the sun, have a lot of energy! However, because even the darkest and coldest places known in the universe have some form of energy, molecules and atoms are in constant motion in states known as solids, liquids, gases, and plasma.

>everyday when i get home from applied physics, i go on Sup Forums to look for child porn and self loathing

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