Is there an recovering from this or have I fucked myself here?
Her profile reads:
>I've learnt men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If I see you without an erection, I'll make you a sandwich.
Almost seems to be too good to be true. And slutty too. Think she'd want to make a 35 year old neckbeard a sandwich?
best of luck. Can't see any recovery from this.
might as well just ask for nudes straight up at this point
"What's a place like you doing in a girl like this?"
If that doesnt work, you're fucked.
I've done cringier shit. Meh.
You're good. Bitches love the hokey pokey.
Yeah it's nothing to worry about, if she finds it funny then good job, if not then it's whatever. There are over 3 billion women I'm sure at least 1 will fuck you and make you a sandwich
Well, that's plan B.
So've I, but I really wanted to fuck. And a goddamn sandwich!
How big is your dick?
don't click on "her" links
Thank you. I feel like I should feel better now, but truthfully I don't.
This crossed my mind too. It's just a gmail address, and I haven't messaged it.
When I use Tinder I just open the shit and like every girl until I run out of likes. Then I wait for a response from anyone, and start the picky choosey from there. You beta fucks that go messaging these bitches and taking time to get to know them first need some realignment.
Fourty-four of truth
Eleven of righteousness
Well OP, dubs is all you needed to hear.
Attempt number two.
All you need is dubs,
all you need is dubs,
all you need is dubs dubs...
Dubs is all you need.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Yea time to call it.
I assume her email is just gonna be some craigslist tier "just verify yourself through this quick and easy site....blah blah"
Nice grandpa jokes oldfag
newfag
You'll get there someday, son. I've already forgotten more useful shit than you're likely to ever know, fam.
Tubgirl because tubgirl