Quote goes in the yearbook,I want it to be retarted but nothing vulgar just really dumb. I need it by toomorow!

Quote goes in the yearbook,I want it to be retarted but nothing vulgar just really dumb. I need it by toomorow!

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Gotta Go Fast

Did Somebody Ring The Dinkster?

I have the power of God and anime on my side.

I am an huge faggit.

I'm just as surprised that I didn't shoot this place up as you are.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

I came here as a boy, I leave here coming into boys.
Thank you Jesus.

Mrs. looks like Jenny Craig and Lane Bryant got in a knife fight. I mean really, has eaten just one of anything.

Drop me off at the top

Its 2018

Nothin' personal kid

"Skate fast, eat ass."

"I like men now."

"Anything is possible if you lie"

Fucking this hahahaha

Stephen Paddock was framed

It don't hurt till the bone shows

Dogs are forever in a pushup position.

This one

It's as easy is as easy does

Alright now look. Call Stephen Paddock a murderer all you want but you gotta give it to him.. He's a damn legend as far as I'm concerned. When's the last time you went in on roulette and shot over a 30?

>pen pineapple apple pen

this

If you got a problem, YO I'll solve it, check out the hook while my DJ revolved it.

Why does the microwave go from 100 to 59?

you masturbated so hard, your leg kicked up and hit the bottom of your desk

61 > 100
-microwave

I'll come back.
- The Terminator

"They don't think it'd be like it is but it do"

"fap after sleep"

BADDA BING, BADDA BOOM.

Fonger - Mom's car

"My name jeff, 21 heheh am I right guys?"

What do you call a potato that wears sunglasses? A spec'TATER

"Do the harlem shake"
People will scream at that

>They don't think it beblike it is, but it do.

Bonus for wearing an afro wig.

*tips fedora*

/treeeeth

kek

Haha memes xD

Later nerds

Guess which teacher I banged this year?

Make America Groot Again

"Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

you are not people

groot doesnt even count as a character ok? what a shitty movie

...

>ready fo mah gradee'ashun gas cocktail #YOLO

BEST ONE so far.

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Alucard is Dracula backwards

alah ackbar

rollan

gotta go fast - sanic

It ain't worth doin if you ain't gonna not do it right

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you potato.

One thing I like about Hitler is that he didn't take any shit from magicians

"I want it to be retarted"

Bustin makes me feel good - Ray parker jr

Ay Luigi?

Fucking this. A million times this.

Never don’t give up