My mom thinks I’m a drug addict, when all I do I smoke weed.
Yesterday I bought a bong and I tried it out in my house because my mom was out for a few hours and I ended up getting caught due to the smell, I managed to hide the bong but I spilled the water and that shit was stinky, anyway when I came back from walking my friend to the bus stop she said “I don’t want that junkie in my house again “ and accused me of smoking “Yak” whatever tf that is. She thinks this because I’ve been been stealing lightbulbs from around the house because that’s how yaks smoked apparently. Lightbulbs keep blowing around the house for some reason and I’ve been replacing them with lightbulbs from other rooms. This shit is really playing with me and I don’t know what to do, and what tf is yak?
My mom thinks I’m a drug addict, when all I do I smoke weed
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I think you need to lay off the yak and stop hanging out with fucking junkies. Accept that you are powerless over yak and let the healing begin.
hey don't drag me into your bullshit
Fuck u junkie
Shit..... I have a problem
Yaks too powerful nowadays
Just grow up and stop using drugs until you move out of your parent's house.
Op here
Would like to add that she also smokes weed
Op here
Would like to add that I also found lightbulbs covered in yak in her panty drawer
Op here
Ignore me here
Op here
please don't tell my mom I actually touched her yak
Op here
Stfu
Stop fucking smoking then. Just realize that you're addicted. I smoked too some years ago and I just ended up wasting so much time. It turns you into a sloth. Just fucking quit, you'll be happy about it in a few months, trust me.
OP here, I was just sneaking around my moms room and found her phone. After reading some of her messages it turns out that she has a side thing with my "junkie" friend. Guess she can't stay away from the yak either
srs u guys OP here, come on i am srsly you guys manbearpig is for really real
The only solution for you to yak in peace is to get rid of your mom
Get a job, move out. Problem solved.
yak addict here
if you dont roll your fatty after, it isnt even really yakking it
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Now go fk yourself OP
Op here
I read I can still feel the power of the ganja by boofing it... how much anal preparation is require and what toys do I need?
"yak" is coke, i really don't know how weed translated to coke or if you even smoke coke but there's the lingo for ya
This thread descended into chaos quickly
YAK ATTACK
real OP here, preparing my anus for full penetration will return once complete
real OP here
Just killed my mom to steal her yak
alright OP here, i have returned with a giant dick
inserted fully into my rectal cavity, awaiting further instructions..
op here, I actually have gay sex for my yak and the thing is (I secretly enjoy it)
OP's mom here I always knew my son was a little faggot