Assumptions thread. Post your picture and write assumptions/first impressions about other people. I'll start

Assumptions thread. Post your picture and write assumptions/first impressions about other people. I'll start

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You look 12

Lmao, you work in retail at some gaming place and lvie with your mother

Id rub and smack your belly

You look like you're into stomach growling.

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What the heck haha. Why?

Never heard of stomach growling lol, what is it?
You look like you're maybe 18 years old, first year at university and you have two part time jobs

You look like you edit your photos because your overly self concious about what people on Sup Forums think

holdmyfries
You look like you are an exhibitionist who gets off on guys telling him he is fat. Most likely gay.

You got that right but I work just one part time job.
It was a snapchat filter at some point.

You look like you intentionally used an incredibly unflattering picture of yourself and are basically begging people to shit on you. Guessing you’re into some sort of cuckoldry

you have the weirdest face, it may be the filter but it looks like your facial structure is all wrong

Lost 150 lbs so could b my bone structure is fucked from growing into a huge ass face n then me losing all the fat. Could b the pic too tho

Skinny but still has high puffy cheeks, I can see it. Makes sense, atleast your not fat tho kek

Mick asshole

m00t+g00k=(you)

Am>I>Pretty?

can't see your face

you look like a gayer version of Conan O'Brian.

You're a virgin

Look>Closer.
Look>Into>Nothing.
Look>Into>Destiny.

I have heard that one before

Nope, I am not

ITT: faggots ignoring the rule of the game due to being scared of posting their degenerate faces but talking shit

Wow a darkened photo of a cg rendering of a mans face, spoopy

Why>[?]>Does>It>Think>It>Is>'CG'

why tf do you keep typing like that

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weird kid

Look>Closer

im so fucking tired of seeing your fucking face every fucking day.

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Button your shit up bro.

try hard half chad detected

kid with a beard

regular consumer of tranny porn

nu male. Has reddit, makes unironic jokes about sjws. faps to tranny porn. Hard core Rick and Morty Fan.

Pink nipples!

I assume you're a man. HOLY SHIT, I JUST ASSUMED YOUR GENDER!

Also, stale pasta is stale.

fucking kek reported for underage. you need to be at least 18 to post here

good-looking, but you're likely a manlet

pls no bully

Omg this user needs to fuck off. He gets off on people insulting him.

He's posted so many times. GTFO

You look like your name is Dominic

why is everyone a manlet

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u look like u would have a vapor wave wall paper

You look like a young sheldon except more cancer

nope, Hispanic Name
I am vapor wave lel

Get off Sup Forums and get on a treadmill

Ye

behold "skinny-fat"

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>chekt
You look like every Subaru driver ever

look like fag, listens to gay music. constantly contemplating to go full HRT

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You look like you run a very successful Youtube channel and often get in trouble for not being politically correct.

I listen to clio and shit so you're right on that
I hate trans people tho so

you look like you still cry when youre told to finish your green beans

You look like you work at a gas station and smoke a lot of weed

Thanks bro

I laughed too hard at this

>post in assumption thread
>nobody ever assumes correctly

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You look like a mixture of PJW and Leo DiCaprio
You look like Lou Reed's illegitimate son
You look like a big guy
Don't take this the wrong way, but are you a lesbian?

I'll take both of these as pretty good compliments lol. Politically incorrect in my head i just don't say any of it.

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I was saying you look like PewdiePie m8

A big guy yes
>6'3
A big guy who listens to the gayest fucking music lmao
youtu.be/-3QHpUVjuK4

Nah, just regular ugly.

Damn you right, his nose is bigger though.

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You look really depressed, unless that's just the filter

latest pic of my dumb mug

you look like some kind of high level admin of some software company.

not an assumption, more like a truth really:

you're an attention whore

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You're the kind of person who doesn't know how to draw his own conclusions, but lets memes decide his whole life.

Wannabe Bad Boy, probably listens to gangster rap while driving his dads convertible to the Taco Bell and back

It's been at least 2 years since you got laid.

Conan O'Brian?

what are your assumptions annon, or is it too hard to see?

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obvious CringeWeeb is obvious

Gross as fuck. I'd rather fuck Trump.

thank you man,spot on

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>get abs
>find trap to fuck
>?
>profit

You would be so attractive if you were /fit/ you would be pimping dawg

Less than a week since last time, sorry.

Theater geek, probably gay, even if you don't realize it yet.

You listen to alien ant farm

Incorrect.

Wanna take another stab?

You like to make the same thread every day, in hope of finding another sad faggot like yourself... That was ez.

You want to die

No, I'm pretty happy with my life as it is now.

Third times the charm?

You like my attention

Yesss there we go.

- Snorts Crushed Ceiling Popcorn
- Sucks his dick while he forms a line for you

Fuck you all

bump

You look like a fat autistic Gordon Ramsey