Waifu something threadamajig

Waifu something threadamajig

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing. Fuck you, merchant
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind.
>Seriously, you look like cringelords
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original and frequent
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Traps are gay.
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, no

Rory-sama claimed

Assam

Why are there fake rules? It's not like they are enforceable.

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Its more shows of disdain for breaking really. In a place where pretty much anything goes its a sign of strength to show restraint.

Bump

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L-lewd!

vali

More cute than lewd

Who /LoL/ here?

Hi!

It's lewd, user! LEWD!

No its not. Get your priorities right.

How is you?

>Get your priorities right.
But I don't wanna...

Sleepy... How are you, user?

What time is it? You should get some rest
I'm sleepy

It's almost 10am... I should sleep better...

It's almost 2am, I think I'm just gonna stay up till 5 and go for a walk then sleep

Ah, you have the day free?

Yes, do you?

No. Have uni until 3pm...

Sounds fun. What do you study?

Computer Science.

Cool, I hope you enjoy it

It has its days... just like life, heh?

Life has a lot of days, I'm having a day right now

So which of you faggots will let me pound their boy pussy?

You

Re-l

I'm curious user, who is your waifu?

That was an interesting anime... weird, but I enjoyed it.

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I am far too tired for today

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Go back to sleep.

Stop talking to yourself.

It's less go back to sleep and more go to sleep. I'm mostly nocturnal now, but I had things to do today.

You're not the boss of me.

What did you do? Go sleep, then.

I could be though. Want to be my maid?

Cute.

Today only?

Pass.

Yes, vali is

Well I'll be, Didn't think I'd see someone claim from guilty gear, especially from Overture

How unfortunate. Feeling well today?

Awfully sick, actually.
You?

Sorry to hear it, just a cold? It's rather late here but I couldn't sleep when I laid down earlier so I decided to get up for a bit.

If you were my maid I could pamper you, just throwing that out there.

I had a medical appointment to attend. It was a thing.

Nah just in general.

Respiratory issues.
Not sure how long it'll last but it's pretty bad.
The medicine they have me taking makes it hard to sleep, so I understand that.

I'm not on that side of the slash, just throwing that out there.

That sounds super exciting. Give me some of your sleepies so I can go to sleep.

Hm I see, sounds rough. Hopefully it will clear up sooner rather than later.

I'm not sure if this is a gender reference or a dom/sub one. Don't take me seriously, I don't.

I hope so, too.
Here's hoping you can get to sleep if you want it, as well.

Dom/sub one.
Don't worry, I wasn't.

How kind.

I feel like I've gained some insight into your sexual preferences now.

That's because you have.
No big secret, though.

The only redeemable thing about that giant mess, other than the OST. Also, Valentine is best girl.

Post more of that blue haired cutie!

I'm on my phone, maybe in a bit, in tired but I'm trying not to fall asleep

I almost said something that I didn't need to. :^)

Think I'm gonna head off for now, take care.

Aight user. I sure am tired too... just want to lie down and sleep... just for a bit...

Okay. Goodnight.

These times are hard
What part of the world are you in?

Western Europe.

I should slep too
You should slep

Southwest America

I only liked the final battle, seeing a 3D Guilty Gear got my attention but the whole RTS-like gameplay instantly turned meh

Isn't it getting summer in there?

The boss fights were decent. I really liked That Man's fight, and the Valentine ones where good too. The RTS component was really a hit-miss scenario. There was 2 or 3 missions that I found really fun to play, the others were abhorrent... And the game as a whole felt like bunch of other games stitched together in an incoherent way... And I played it on PC, so it was borderline unplayable due to control problems and bad porting. It was just a mess. But, of course, it was worth it for Valentine alone.

Its October so nah, winter is next and its my least favorite

Right, I'm dumb. I read that as South America...

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My priority is to get that birb

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I've never been there. Rarely leave my house, especially never leave my continent

I've been on Brazil before... you're not missing much.

Guess I'll claim best chuuni

What happened to her eye?

Hi.

She wears the eyepatch to seal away the power of the demon lord known as the Tyrant's Eye, with whom she has made a dark contract with.

[spoiler] It's a yellow contact [/spoiler]

Come to Brazil. I'm going now, goodnight

Chocolat = Doki Doki

Huh, that's neat. Thanks for explaining.

No. Good night, darling.

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Hello everyone~

Hello cutie! How's your day so far?

I'm so glad it's over...
You're new around here~
Tell me about yourself/your waifu!

I'm not really new...just inconsistent.
This is Valentine. She's a confusing character from an obscure video game.
Sad that your day didn't go so well, but remember - tomorrow is special, yesterday was not!

Mm, I understand that. I am too, which is probably why I haven't seen you. I've been posting here for almost a year now, so it's odd I haven't seen you~
Oh man, guilty gear. I kinda wanna play that series, actually, but I'm poor. Like, 7$ in my checking account right now poor.
Mmh, I'm excited about the day after tomorrow more, it's my one day off the week.

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Goodnight everyone

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walk was nice

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Ouch... Being that tight on money must be tough...
Still, if you want to try then, wait for Halloween. Keep an eye on kinguin and steam for sales. Or, you know, get a cracked version of it.
Any plans for your day off? Or are you just going to chill all day?

There's a whole lot of shitty waifus itt
Also taiga > Louise