New Zealand just had a horse elected prime minister

New Zealand just had a horse elected prime minister

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Neeeeeigh pwwhaahahqbbbqhahwhwhwbbblll gimme some oats bitch.

Incitatus or no, what's she like on policy?

Average left wing socialist. Nothing special, useful, or radical.

leftist piece of trash god help our economy

Sigh... goodbye nationals hard work at reducing nzs debt and gaining a surplus...

>NZ Labour
>worked in Tony Blair’s cabinet office
sounds potentially pretty right-wing to me

Like fuck, Tony Blair was as left as England ever got.

Jesus christ mate i wish she was

Just going to have to work more to cover my loss of earnings so useless cunts can sit on the dole forever, but with ""dignity"", while i continue working forever only to die early.

Thanks Jacinda Ardern, for further taking away my right to live with dignity.

Cultural liberalism or conservatism is irrelevant. He was a neoliberal, which is center-right at least.
Follow the money. The culture war is a jewish trick and you should ignore it.

well at least we know she winnies like one

Hear hear!

Centre is centre. Centre left, or centre right is irrelevant.

Nice.

The age of National is over.

The time of dole bludging and making hard workers pay for it has begun.

Are the greens the biggest cucks in this?

would still fuck

I'd much rather fuck an actual horse

Yes. Also, checked.

>implying that not only is there not a spectrum, there are exactly three teams
Center on the libertarian/authoritarian scale, extreme right on the collective/individual scale. Are you dumb or just playing?

post nudes already

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trips demands it

wow that are some ugly tittens.

Doesn't surprise me that a bunch of sheltered teens living with their upper-middle class parents who have no idea about how the real world works would be against labour but the reality is, labour is literally at it's core for the normal everyday person, you're not rich you're not a higher up who runs the world and you won't benefit from the way national runs their governement, fucking sheltered dumbasses run by the media

she hides her tittons always.
pic related is her 14 yrs old
there gotta be something guys. really disappointing.

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most revealing to find.

>labour is literally at it's core for the normal everyday person
Corbyn's Labour, maybe. I don't trust anyone who's worked for that war criminal.

srsly guys I really want to see her wear that Cartman shirt to Parliament one day

I'd like a blowjob from a long tooth woman. What's it like? Seems like it'd be cute

I'm from nz's bigger stricter fatter brother, Australia and I feel bad for nz. They've elected a muppet who'll ruin all their shit.

They really are just like us

Depends on mouth-to-dick ratio and how lazy she is.
If its all good, its like any other blowjob.
If things go bad, you may as well just rub your dick with a cheese grater.

Fuuuck off cunt, im a middle wage sorta guy, smashing 40hrs a week every week. Only thing thats going to happen to me is more tax. No benefits. Just more fucking tax, to pay for useless cunts, while i just sort of scrape by.

Oh god. Any sexy pics of her? Would fuck her so hard

Your position and political views absolutely contradict each other, learn what each parties policies are before you say stupid shit, labour will absolutely be more beneficial for you than national

Don't be retarded you make the rest of our nation look bad.

her and her bf

If she's a neoliberal, and her experience working for that war criminal is not promising, sad to say he might be right.

what does your baseless speculation add to this topic?

she kinda cute desu

I admit to not really knowing much about the NZ scene, but I know Key was a shite.
My speculation is based upon her having worked for Tony Bliar, the neoliberal shit ball, the ponce Thatcher. I'd be happy to entertain better evidence to the contrary.

me atm

I will literally get taxed more, while earning the same before tax. Its a literal loss. She wants to increase minimum wages, and tax farmers/primary industrys and commodity prices will go up as a result. The country will hemorrage money. We will not be better off. I will not be better off.

Thats all i really need to know.

>upset she's a horse
>not upset she's a communist

Good. This should stem the damage National has done.

>le edgy helicopter meme

It'll improve?

I'd ram her hard

You're an idiot.

Because fuck public services for 10 a week amirite?

ITT: retards aka National voters.

lol so whats your excuse OP?

Run out out of sheep?

Honestly, where's Ronnie when we need him the most??

Exactly. Fuck all you other cunts. I only care about myself and my own.

Kill yourself, neoliberal.

>t.jew
You should have been gassed.

It's long debate, but fun to watch Hitch destroy Tony Blair in this debate. And I'm pretty right wing.

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xray?

You need cream and dairy fats, those tits are screaming out for nutrients. And oats.

Of course. Why not fuck off to America then? You and everyone who thinks like you is nothing but a drain on the country.

Pretty much time for the US to annex NZ. Manifest Destiny does not stop on the beaches of California.

Funny, on account my great grandfather was a guard at Buchenwalde.

Youre just another subhuman gib-me-dat that exists in this system, do everyone else a favour, and kill yourself.

disgusting

I will gladly trade places with that solipsist.
t.amerigommie

>They havn't said anything about increasing tax for the middle class
>She wants to increase minimum wages, and tax farmers/primary industrys

farmers should be accountable for the damage they're doing to the environment, someone has to foot the bill for it, Id rather it be them, every farmer I know is well above the average income, I literally don't know a single farm owner who doesn't have atleast a huge boat boat + 3 cars and takes month long holidays throughout the year.


>commodity prices will go up as a result

commodity prices are already higher than they've ever been and they literally can't go much higher or they won't be purchased, you think butter will keep going up? it's gonna get to 20->50>100$? no it won't

>other baseless slogans national convinced you of

Well don't worry it's out of your hands, luckily the majority of NZ weren't short sighted/self serving fuckwits who fell for fearmongering like you this time around and you're about to be proven wrong.

Great the greens get their chance to clean up the environment. Their rabbit Marxist factions won't be taken seriously.

Nz first is the handbrake on labors cheque book.

You know what's disgusting? Insisting someone else pay for your defense.

The US does not defend New Zealand. We are not allies, and for approx 30 years not a single US ship was allowed to enter New Zealand waters due to our ban on nuclear powered vessels.

i don't even wish i cared about your irrelevant country

37%. Yeah nah.
#NotMyPrimeMinister

Only in NZ can the second place getter win the race because they courted someone who won 7% of the total vote.

Democracy sucks.

The only farmers who will be hurt are the extremely intensive dairy guys.

Putting down too much supplementary feeds and running higher stock numbers is causing nitrogen runoff.

A little less intensive, grow your own fucking hay and silage, buy local grain feed not palm kernel from indonesian precious rainforest.

And a few riparian plantings will help. Winston will help farmers by playing currency wars and trade protectionism.

Or in Germany, Bolivia, Lesotho, Scotland, or Wales.

Fucking try wanker

50.5>44.4 or am I missing something here?

You know those cringeworthy hilary supporters who complain about her winning the popular vote? You're 10x worse than them because you don't even have a point to be a sore loser about

>The US does not defend New Zealand

Sure thing.

Are they going to try and introduce GST over there?

We are allies and best buddies. We are part of military alliance and fought many wars together. That does not get forgotten over some stupid hippie nuke protest.

Nz needs nukes for cheap power. Our power bills are fucking stupidly expensive.

Its either USA or China. I suggest you go look at a China thread on Sup Forums.

US is not the world police. Just the worlds biggest assholes.

where? NZ? had it for years.

Hopefully the homeless guys who sleep in the alley outside my house, shit in the street and blow each other behind a dumpster can finally fuck off to a paid-for house somewhere.

So what's the consensus?

Jacinda is our glorious beautiful leader?

NZ will initially become an unincorporated territory of the US. After a suitable period to allow for a proper settlement of the land, Statehood is a possibility.

thats a woman. fucking incels i s2g they havent ever seen one.

Wow, lucky you. In the US they have to take a second job.

>US, the creepy boyfriend who keeps grabbing your ass

Kill yourself, jew.

It's just a relief to not be represented by a goofy fucking embarrassment like we have been for the last 9 years.

Most Americans are Protestants. But we really don't think about religion very much, even when taking out hajis.

USA is great under trump. We should expand ties.

Let's have another war in middle east.

Let's go do Saudi Arabia. Actually a good target unlike the last two, or anything obongo did for that matter.

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The ingratitude, selfishness and lack of cooperation from your 'country' has not gone unnoticed. You have forfeited your right to self-determination.

>Most Americans are Protestants
literally fake Jews

as long as the tablecloth heads don't survive, I'm cautiously for it
though, really, if we just let off Iran, they would be more than glad to slap down Saudi sissy ISIS faggots for the good of all

The whole world wants you to fuck off back to your containment borders

Ok. You just jump on that little red phone and give Trump the heads up that he needs to go blast NZ off the map. We'll wait.

>The whole world wants

kek

NZ is pretty much irrelevant - in the middle of nowhere and anyone of even modest talent flees to the US or at least Australia.

But still, it's a physically beautiful country with massive potential. The lack of ambition demonstrated by its current population is remarkable.

Fuck you sound autistic

>the US can incorporate a well-off country as a state
>when even shitty states like Texas and Florida are thinking of leaving