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Fuck seattle

hokkei were

xeattle is never, ever getting a team

finally a good OP

Wild will win cup
Finland will win whc and olympics

truth

Good pup, good team, good digits, good flag, good poster

What are things that wont happen for 500?
Too close to vancouver desu

Pengwins

9th for Ilves cup

>no D
First round exit desu.
>unless croshit injures everyone

Why are Canadians so autistic?

how can such a smol critter be so smuk?

I'm new to hockey, who are the good guys, who are the bad guys?

>no D

They've been resting since the all star break and still have more points than every team except the tryhard craps.

So theyll be rusty and shit the bed

Pens and hawks are easily bad guys

Is there a game today?
I want to put all my money for Ilves
Karri Kivi on hieno mies
T. Karri

Bad Guys:
>Bombston
>Pens
>Reddithawks
Good guys:
>Literally anyone else

Doubt it. This team has been a machine since Sully took over.

Crosby is a rat
Finns mean you no harm
You need to hate the leafs

Huomenna

St Louis Blues are the closest team to my location, should I root for them?
Or should I bandwagon some meme team

forgot >rags and kongs in the bad guys

Actually i have them going to the ECF i just like to talk shit and argue

You should fuck off we're full

Blose are cool guys but be ready for heartbreak.

Tomorrow. And yes, based Gary Stone is taking us to the promised land. >We almost stole the second game too.

Root for blose as long as you dont mind middling regular seasons and first or 2nd round exits

Hey man fuck you!

>What are things that wont happen for 500?
chicago gets past the preds

Iktfb

those teams are non-threats though

I genuinely believe this
Shut up no you dont :^)

>there are literal retards coaching in NHL for millions of dollars while this genius is coaching in Liiga
travesty

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they won't desu
nashville plays chippy as shit, i wouldn't wanna play them.

>implying the rags won't shitstomp the atlantic and go into the ECF fresh against a battered Pongs/Craps

Dubs for Crosby beheaded in next game.

Iktf

>make scf
>swept in 5 as usual
kekekekek like i said, not an issue

I'm a Tapparam miäs myself but i gotta admit Kivi is one heck of a coach

>tfw pic related is the Antti Raanta of this year

Ai juu
Juu, likellä oli. Kuuntelin Yle Puheelta ottelun.
Karri eli Ilves voittaa koko paskan kunhan Tapparan hoitavat pois alta

>yfw the only modern dynasty belongs to the oilers

>Matthews has 9 more goals/first assists with a goalie in net than Laine
>Matthews only has 7 5v5 first assists because he plays with stonehanded muckers
>Matthews would have 30+ more points than Laine if Matthews played with Scheifele and Laine played with Hyman
>Matthews plays a harder position
>Matthews' team is likely to make the playoffs, Laine's is virtually eliminated

Calder Trophy race is officially over.

fuck the nhl

I love the fact that, when God makes Finns, He's content with eyes, a nose, and a mouth that are just generally in the right place.

>turn on pens game
>crysby is lying on the ice crying while the refs are consoling him
>buffalo gets several match penalties
>crosby skates to the bench and starts throwing a tantrum in the tunnel
>kessel starts breastfeeding him to calm him down
>he comes back as the crowd goes wild
>nhl awards him a hat trick
>as this is going on lemuiex is preparing crosbys intermission meal of pablum and pureed carrots
how do you people watch pens games? this is embarrassing to see

-Oscar in Omaha

Is Aho the next Backstrom? Very productive guy that will be overlooked his entire career?

O M A H A

t. Ted from Akron

bad guys:
>Teams from California and New York (including Devils)
>Flyers
>All Canadian teams except Senators

everyone else is good

GOOD post.

Anyone else really want a Laffs collapse?

I am fucking sick and tired of people calling Laine a bust. He has scored more points than that faggot Matthews. He is also doing it against MEN not some limp wristed soft poofters in the Atlantic. I cannot wait for Matthews to crumb under the retarded toxic shitronto media while Laine is perfectly content to play vidya and bang his long time GF. So next time you think to call Laine a bust just know I have an army of Finns that will track you down and make your life a living hell.

>turn on Pens game
>mute it immediately, narrowly avoiding Steigerwald/Errey-induced brain rot
>even though muted, still hear shitty, regurgitated Mike Lange calls
>Crosby is skating around violently slashing everything he can make contact with
>Slashes the ref
>Play immediately blown dead by the second official
>Ref penalized for instigating
>Crosby gets as many penalty shots as it takes to score
>It's just one, matching the number of legitimate Cups he's won
>Refs made the opponent pull their goalie for the shot
>Still no Calder
>Still no legitimate Conn Smythe

Bad guys include Shitcongo, Frogtreal, Edmemeton, Vanpooper, Pissburgh, Laffs, >rags, Kongs, and Jests. Any maybe Shorks. Everyone elese is breddy gud

>All Canadian teams except Senators


Commies coming in with the quality posts.

t. Ted from Akron

Tfw not on the list

Me with the replica cup btw

pretty good one

Marian Hossa update: now 35th all-time in goals scored, one behind Bryan Trottier.

Can't boss the Hoss.

Ducks are cool guys, >we can both relate to >our teams being hated

>t. bombston

>win a sweepstakes to go with a few penguins players to a local hospital to visit kids
>it was a lot of fun the kids were so happy
>before we leave Bonino says he needs to make a final stop and asks me to stay in the hallway
>curious I glance into the door before he closes it
>Letang is laying their, hooked up to a respirator
>his wife is sleeping in a chair next to his bed
>after Bonino comes back out he isn't nearly as cheerful as he was with the kids

Do we want Sens v Leafs or Habs v Leafs in r1?

The only bawston team i hate are the patricucks. The sox and broons are ok. Celtics are meh.

>making fun of a guy with a hole in his heart

Only Ted from Akron could be so malevolent.

hockey is faggots

devils suck

bad post

Who is the best team to not make playoffs?

(You)

Canes

Do you live your life in fear of this "ted" character? Do you need some Lithium? My family in Chile export massive amounts of it, I could get you a deal.
-Emmanuel in El Paso

Tampa

At least they have good chicken tendies

>Halak starting tonight vs Pens

boston

They will squeeze in desu

Canes will make it tho

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no

N E V E R E V E R

Epic

no, they will choke, I just know it
Canes can make it though

>tfw going to game one and two of the london knights round one tonight and sunday

Thoughts on this man Anton Slepyshev??

Some say he is the future winger to play with Connor McDavid

if Seattle ever gets a team they should buy the Thunderbirds trademark tbH
and Uncle Gary should make Vancouver revert to their old colors so they don't have white blue green twice in the pacific of course

>crosby hacks a mans finger to death
>no penalty no suspension
>marchand slew foots player after player
>no penalty no suspension
hmm really makes you think....

why does nhl love the metro so much?

because bettman rigs the league

3rd line player

Nobody gives a shit Evan

stream where

I saw Sidney Crosby at a grocery store in Pittsburgh yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly, then slashed our hands. The cashier and I both received penalties.

Was he ever considered a top player in the KHL? He put up good point totals and shot metrics.

pls no bully brad, he dindu nufin

>Was he ever considered a top player in the KHL?
Not really.