Things are getting boring in the bedroom. what should my GF and I try?

things are getting boring in the bedroom. what should my GF and I try?

rough sex? pee? rimjobs? what else?

Cervical sounding

Abstinence.

starp on

Charity

Do you have a dog...?

Chock her assd out and remove her eye befoire she wakes.

Other people.

I second this. It helps getting back to enjoying sex more. Just trying out stuff doesn't help if you don't find it sexy in the first place.
Also don't watch porn, it makes real sex seem less exciting.

If you're not the head of a family already, just get rid of her. You'll never find satisfaction in each other and always long for more, up to the point where she'll either cheat or suggest to cuck you.
You were supposed to create a structure for a family, not sucking validation from each other til you die.

Rape her, kill her, then rape her again.

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Try bdsm and toys

at least your wants to have sex with you. my wife wont have sex with me unless cocaine is involved. and even then its not a for sure thing. i bought two eight balls within the last two days, and she still wasnt interested in sex.

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it just reinforces her want to not put out and makes you more and more used to no sexual contact, but yea, go ahead and (not) give it a shot

>married and still doing coke.

Grow up.

role play IT

Literally shove her face in your ass and take a shit on her. If she stays with you, she loves you, if she leaves then she’s a cheating whore anyway.

a mini beret on your wang

are you saying op should get his friends to run a train on his wife

Facesitting, pegging, brawling to the death in the thunderdome, roleplaying, weird positions.

if he's down I suppose so

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Shibari/kinbaku
Tantra
Anal
Bondage
Sex in public
Get /fit/ together and objectify each others’ bodies as you get more attractive together. Fetishize the act of working out and doing meal prep.

Anyone got a fix for premature ejaculation?

yeah, don't let anyone touch your dick