Ask a 34 year old virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old virgin anything.

how much can you press?

how many times have you tried to kill yourself?

140 - 150 lbs at 8 reps depending on day. Not impressive, I know.

Never.

Why?

Expected worse tbh

Socially retarded.

I go to the gym regularly though.

Dude, I've never had sex without drugs or booze. To some degree I'm virgin too. I'm athletic (Muay Thai), competitive, intelligent.. but also a sexist and cold asshole. Unless I'm drunk.

This shit is depressing too. I can be really charming and funny, but most of the time I give people shit.

Socializing is so fucking annoying, when you don't click with the people right from the start. Same goes for dating. If she makes a pic of her food for her insta, I would like to knock her out tbh. In public. Right there.

Are you into any weird and debased pornography or self-mutilation?

>I can be really charming and funny

I can't.

What's your deal? Which funny shows do you like? It lightens the mood to get some nerdy vibes from time to time. My nerdy stuff is all mugs, so it's acceptable for women. But a Office or Parks & Rec reference always makes me happy tbh.

What do you find funny/interesting?

No Sir.

Parks & Rec is fine. I also like Arrested Development, Bojack, Archer etc.

You have good taste, user. The problem is: most women don't.

Well, it's not that this is some ultra-rare taste.

Point taken, but ultra-rare taste is the last you want, if you already have problems socializing, no?

>I can be really charming and funny, but most of the time I give people shit.
Same. How do I become less of an asshole Sup Forums? I'm sure this is the right place to ask.

This is the place that made me an asshole in the first place. Years of b and two weeks in pol fucking ruined me.

Have you ever declined sex before? If so then why

Haha, no. Never even got close.

Do you have friends at all?

Not anymore.

Do u got enough money for an escort? Go that route

Are you decent looking op? Do you shower at least once daily? Are you in the US? I've always wanted to deflower a virgin! But, I have to be into you for you to get the full effect. Bonus: I absolutely love going down on a guy who's never had his cock properly sucked. The reaction is what I live for :D

>Are you decent looking op?

No. Below average face, okay body.

Do you shower at least once daily?

Yes.

>Are you in the US?

No. Germany.

How big's your dick?

Have you ever considered not being a little bitch? Perhaps that might help your god awful plight. Also just kill yourself german scum

Average. Pic related.

Ooo half my family is from Germany. Is your cock a decent size? If I was rich I'd fly and take your flower. Oh well.. Good luck op.

Ever thought about going gay (top) just to get your dick in something warm?

Wait, this is you? Tasty. You'll get laid, you just gotta be assertive. Women are just people. Talk to them about anything. Be confident, they'll respond positively to confidence.

Try LSD and/or Shrooms

I'm pretty heterosexual.

That doesn't work. Also, my face sucks.

Your body is well above average

Do you have anxiety issues?

Maybe by murican standards. Seems pretty average to me

Not really.

OP here. This!

why have you not sold your virginity to a hooker yet?

Too poor for an escort.

Why haven't you had sex yet?

Are you wealthy?

Are the powers of being a wizard true?

i ask for dups.

Dude what the fuck? You have an awesome body. Are there no kind of beaches or pool area places in fucking krautland? Go find a place to show off your body. You could use the sun, your also really pale

Why have you not bought a hooker yet?

That's an amazing body.
Show your face though, maybe the issue is there.

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>Why haven't you had sex yet?

Shit personality

>Are you wealthy?

No.

No.

My face is pretty bland and my personality is shit so my body will not rescue me.

One of the issues. And I will not show it.

Why is your personality shit?

CHECK EM

No humour, no charme, no eloquence, boring as fuck.

Seems better than it could be.

Just focus on improving yourself dude. Women are attracted to money, not personality.

Show erect dick

Have that neither. I work in a supermarket.

So, average German then.

I use the average German as reference.

what's it like knowing you're disease free in a world where everyone has some form of STD?
what's it like knowing you never wasted your monies on a hoe/gf who only made your life hell in the end?
what's it like believing sex is so fkn good (it isn't any better than jerkin off tbqh fam)
what's it like not being stressed by some worthless cunt?
what's it like not having diseases? (this one deserves to be answered twice)

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