Inb4 you did catch it

>inb4 you did catch it
>inb4 i did hee google reverse search

I didn't catch it. This is my dad.
He caught that monster. He fucking did. And he single handedly dragged it to my soon to be mother
and they got married.
he caught the biggest flatbread red catfish to ever be caught.

what have you done, Sup Forums?

i'm earning $33 per hour at Wendys I don't fucking fish

Op can't inb4

flatbread?

Flatbread?

lie if I eer saw one

flatbread?

have you never seen the flatbread red catfish??

fukken flatbreads coming to our country stealing our jobs gets getting fished by our men - tragedy

flatbread to be the next catfish

>flatbread red catfish

Lol

fucked your mother while he was busy wrestling with a catfish

>son, I am father

This was my pet koi, he got too big, and had to release him in a lake. Named him tiny. I miss that damn fish!

Sous chef?

christ I lost
very well memed friendo

Fine. Your Dad accomplished something somewhat notable. Good for him.

What have YOU done?

That's not your dad OP. Hes white.

/thread

Thats a Wels Catfish. OP confirmed massive faggot.

>"white"

Eh, you're pushing it, but I'll allow it because of his accomplishment at catching some fish, he can be an honorary white boi.

Year? I see he is Italian, was this in Varese?

Successfully pissed my family off so they don't bother me anymore.

as long as we're coasting off of our parent's accomplishments, my mom caught a state record bluegill that was the size of a frying pan.

suck on THAT

that's a silurus glanis and was probably caught in arno or po river in italy

Your dad looks pretty young? Did he have you when he was 16? And what are you, like 12?

yeah confirmed and op massive faggot confirmed too

This. Also, the boat sposts a sticker in Italian that says so.