Hi, Sup Forums

Hi, Sup Forums,
it's Elon Musk.

I'm a founder and CEO of SpaceX and a co-founder, CEO, and product architect of Tesla Inc.

Ask me anything. I will provide proof!

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from what planet do you originate ?

Post cock with time stamp. It really is the only way

>at taco bell
beef? chicken? steak?

nigga is you gay?

you look gay

How do you split super adoms at a faster rate than my thicc dicc inside your daughters ass

ur a massive faggot cia puppet

Are you using your companies as a cover to build a mass driver

do you keep steve jobs living brain in a jar?

My companies are not funded by any government bodies, no matter what they tell you.

>being THIS bad at damage control

Where can I sign up for an early access citizenship for Mars? Can you take my brain out and put it in a T-1000 endoskeleton to fight for Martian freedom? I just want to be helpful and a part of your glorious plans.

Well, that would to be a way too hard to achieve, no known implementation of the Brain in a vat thing exists so far, i think.

why would elon musk come to Sup Forums for an AMA?

obvious bait is obvious, but we can still have fun.

No, the information we collect from our customers is not enough to do this, believe it or, not.

It's a good source of entertainment for my free time, if you manage to filter the porn somehow.
Sup Forums and /sci/ are also nice.

LOL this nigger thinks a mass driver is something to do with information and customers? A mass driver is an electromagnetocally propelled space gun. The kind of thing you would need a rocket company and a tunnel boring company to make effectively

/sci/ would be more the place for this, regardless of troll factor.

Exactly. We are not collecting enough information to be able to build it. Our research is currently not focused on this kind of technology.
And we do not have plans to do it.

As i happen to know one of elon's exes. How big is your dick? Already checked the answer.

>implying women know shit about cock length

>mfw my ex told her friend my 5" dick is 7"

Sharpie in pooper

>"the information we collect from our customers is not enough to do this"

You wouldnt need any damn information you retarded larper. You just build a slanted tunnel and put electromagnetic catapults inside it. The math is simple stuff if you already have spacex any one of your employees could do it on a napkin in 3 minutes. Its the physical building of it that is the hard part which you need a boring company for use as cover

The legal side of our presence on Mars is still a serious problem to consider. It's very vague for the moment.
I think our Legal department at SpaceX may have answer to your first question, as they are planning such a program, i think. Mail them at legal at spacex.com

I don't think your other questions are serious, are they?

Will you assist in forcing a global currency and government in to place, or are you of the mind that humanity needs to learn how to properly settle differences first so such a world will come it to it's own naturally? I'm asking for a friend.

also let me know if the captcha I got has any meaning to you: Gendt WEST

Youre not elon musk. But you're probably a musky neckbeard with elongated toenails.

What do you think of Skylon and Reaction Engines?

Make a 1 billion$ deposit on my bank account or OP is a fag

Please, do the math for this on an napkin and you are hired. But it should be sa normal-sized napkin. :)

Thoughts on recent shuffles in your HR department?

there are laws against extraterrestrial colonization?

give me a good paying job, space nigger

Dear Elon,

You didnt provide proper proof yet. Timestamp face, 4 fingers. Then we can continue.

lol space nigger

If only this was true. There are hordes of disappointed but motivated young men and women all around the world ready to risk their lives doing something more meaningful than customer service or middle management jobs. We want to matter too, work hard and look back on it with contentment. Don't forget our potential Mr. Musk.

This.

also fuck earth i wanna leave it forever

Not against,bbut there is Space law. It acts as a framework, and it looks like we will be defining new precedents in this area soon (well, 10 years from now, *probably*).

Outer Space Treaty

No Colonisation of space by nations... nothing says building / bases / stations etc can't be owned by private entities though.

Some cunt start a Space exploration / industry thread and link that shit here so we can be gone of fgt op and his larp

You're never going to go to Mars

I dont want to work for you but ill do it for 1% of profit that is made from it

Why waste your time on that ridiculous hyperloop which has been proven many times over history to be a poinltess and flawed venture that will never work?

no proof? wtf OP

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>Well, that would to be a way too hard to achieve, no known implementation of the Brain in a vat thing exists so far, i think.
Failed syntax and spelling
Get rekt op the gaggot

Give any fucking proof at all

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>No, the information we collect from our customers is not enough to do this, believe it or, not.
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Just ks seriously

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proof fool

Well, i can't post my face on an imageboard., but here is the first sketch of Falcon 9 in my personal notebook.

Hi dad

Upon further inspection...that's all meaningless bs on paper.. Nice effort though haha

Whenever you wish to answer, Mr. Musk.

wasn't this from the thread where some asshole wanted all of Sup Forums to band together for some sort of mongoloid space program?

Prove this is you and tweet something only we will know

This

if you are Elon, I would love to work in the quality department of any one of your companies/ facilities. i have already inspected tons of auto parts for toyota, nissan, gmc, and cummins.

If this is really you... You are standing on the surface of the Earth. You walk one mile south, one mile west, and one mile north. You end up exactly where you started. Where are you?

You answered your own question
>You are standing on the surface of the Earth

>Getting Baited this hard

You guys are fucking retarded

Yes...the answer lies within the question... or does it?

This question is supposedly Elon's favorite question to ask in interviews for his team members.

fake and gay

>Implying that is litterally my dick

Well, you can read my autobiography amd you will find the answer. But i don't ask this question on interviews anymore because it's kind of too popular already.
And i do interviews only for the top positions, it's too easy for them.

How does it feel to have your name made popular enough that you can now present decade old implausible concepts as your own and have the masses believe it to the point where your scientifically illiterate investors bury you in money?

It feels great, thanks.

someone tweet the link to him please

what do you think are the chances of nuclear apocalypse happening before we (you) learn (find a way) to sustain ourselves on Mars?

I can assure you that all of our investors, both at SpaceX and Tesla, are very aware of our goals and how our products work.

ITS NOT ELON MUSK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

you don't say

How much did they pay you to be on South Park?

youtube.com/watch?v=4mU802eQ3jE

Kek almost trips too

Decade my ass. Try over a century.

Women don't know shit. My wife tells all her friends my 7in dick is 9in. It's bought me a few 3somes.

Learn to use proper grammar before trying to impersonate the CEO of a company. To summarize, you're a retard and anyone who falls for this pathetic act is just as retarded. Kys

>it's Elon Musk
>implying he could solve captcha

You know, you are popular, so TITS OR GTFO...

Also go for thermal buffering, it's fairly more effective than Solar Panels.

Can you please stop shitting in my mailbox?

I sent you a email regarding an internship, I had recommendations from Charles Ahn and Eric Brown, I'm currently interning at Google but would have liked to be a part of your project. IMO transgender is a mental illness

What's your plan with the hyper loop? Do you really think it's realistic? Are you banking on a breakthrough in the near future to make it realistic? Is it just a scam to to get all those hyper loop teams to do free design work for you? Is it just a scouting program? Do you maybe have some breakthrough that you've yet to share with us hat would make it more realistic? I so why not just patent it Now?


Also you have to know that the vertical take off and landing, even if they were twice as a efficient as they currently are, wouldn't be viable for surface to surface transportation. Why come out and make the claim that it's your plan the ? Again are you banking on a breakthrough or What? Is it just some sort of scam?

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Global currency won't happen in our lifetimes or even well after. Look at the effect of the euro as to why.

Is there any space law that would prevent you from declaring yourself the king of Mars if you were the first person to step foot on the planet?

Does being rich make your hair grow back?

Sounds great. Can you mail me your CV at inquiries at tesla dot com?

No, sadly.

It worked for Elon. Look at the before and after shots

i agree it won't happen naturally. You dodged the crux of my question though.

Can you give me your last name or some sentence that you included in that mail so i can look it up?

I strongly believe that the cryptocurrencies are the future of money. One great thing about cryptography is that it is available for everybody to use.
We should look forward to a more extent use of cryptocurrencies.

Need a web designer/fine arts illustrator in one of your companies? I'm looking for a job.

I’ve drawn up plans for an automated greenhouse that can function in space, powered by solar panels and chain smoking hookers on bicycles. Any chance I can get a job at SpaceX and a Tesla 3

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Yes, look at our intern program - SpaceX University.

Hi Elon, why are you so overrated? I mean there are so many fanboys out there saying you are a super genius and stuff, I mean it is hard for a level-headed person like me to take you and your companies seriously because of the hyping of everything you and your companies do,

How much ADD drugs do you have to be on since you were 2 or 3 yrs old to think you're the savior of the world when you're just an arrogant rich guy that thinks the world is your vanity playpen to execute your money-wasting egomaniacal, impracticable plans?

Yo what up my nigg? gimme some of that cash money ok?

sharpie in pooper