Mods are awake. Post food

Mods are awake. Post food.

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WTF IS THAT I WANT IT?!

A pasty.

Sooo... Uhm, how do i reveal the.. ingredients?

Neil Gaiman wrote about them in American Hods. They’re as good as he describes.

Google yooper pasty. There is umm nothing in the picture. I said post food

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Hey i remember you! from that sleepy mod thread.

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Yep

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This is a pretty good thread.

I'd try this tbh..

My brain sploided

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Is this okay to jerk off to?

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Stop activating my almonds you shit

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Is this from Argentina?

Jesus, so hot.. the girls this time.

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God damnit I'm really horngry now

This is krupniok

That's the most unappetizing burger I've ever seen.

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“Food”

Currently touching myself to this...

How can white sausages even compete?

i have this in my cupboard and never opened it. im scared.

Michigan. Upper peninsula

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Kekeroni.

Damn. In Argentina they make empanadas that look like this. They're fucking delicious and sell for like 30 cents a pop.

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Damn, this is now a torture thread..

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Well in Michigan that's what they call a pasty. I have a freezer full of them.

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That is a pasty. You are thinking of an empanada...not to be confused with the Nebraskan Runza.

Mom's spaghetti

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This exact thing happened to me.

>ex over for weekend
>8/10 latino goddess
>making tacos
>kept nibbling on the ground beef i made
>i put it on a shelf to high for her to reach
>i go to the toilet
>she wants to be good wife material and have it ready 'til i'm back
>Barely reaches it with her finger
>tips it over
>ground beef everywhere
>on the floor
>on her pretty little head
>cries
>i wipe my ass
>go downstairs
>laugh as i witness the carnage

There is a small place where I am that sells empanadas. Family run place and they are from Argentina. They look amazing but I have never tried them. $3 each.

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They can compete

Where is the sauce, Morty?

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It's from Cornwall, it's a Cornish pasty. Do Americans really not know this?

what's this called again? i cant think of the name for the life of me.

beef wellington

Actually that was a Yooper pasty. It's derived from but different than a Cornish pasty. Sorry of like comparing Chicago pizza to Italian.

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lolipops

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I remember doing that on smaller pastries. First tries I messed up. You can't be too quick or it won't burn right the sign. Too slow, & you'll burn the product.
What are those called ?

That's fake as hell, just look at how big Trump's hands are.

Americans are actually fucking disgusting

xD hahaha wtf!?

well it's a sandwich not a burger....

wiht a nice valpolicela. you fucking monster

>how big Trump's hands are

kek

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Empanadas

^^^ cool ^^^
And yes, we are. And so are you.

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Bing

Nope

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That’s just wrong.

Interesting how most of your diets only consist of meat and meaningless carbs. Eat healthier you disgusting fucks

I don't know what is worse, this or the frozen peanut butter and jelly.

Death by chocolate

How is that guy not a meme?

Mmm. Microwaved soggy sandwiches

She's got her weekend planned

i can't imagine how fucking amazing that kinder egg/bueno tastes. kill me now.