Are communists able to eat this well?

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Call Venezuela and ask..

>Toast
Minimum quota as proscribed by the Undersecretary of the Oversight Subcommittee on Wheat has decreed that all bread will be seized by the state.

>Bacon
Cultural Marxism division of the government has decreed pork and porcine products as intolerant and therefore deviant from party doctrine. All is happy.

>Eggs
Live chickens have been reappropriated from whites and asians to other underrepresented minorities.

That's like a snack. Where's the rest?

>2 pieces of burnt bread
>fried egg
>overcooked streaky bacon

I'll give this breakfast a 5/10

>British
>Thinks he has the ethos to rate food.

Communists don't eat meat.

that bacon is cooked horribly

> American
> Knowing anything about food

>"crispy" bacon

When it comes to fired breakfasts we're experts, m8. OP posts 1/4 of a full English breakfast you got to expect some shit for that.

Except we don't have a world wide reputation for having horrible food. American food is unhealthy, yes, but you can't deny it's delicious

I'll give you that, butdin't act like English cuisine as a whole taste good.

Depends how close you are with the store clerk.

What the fuck?
that looks fucking vile...

this is how it's done user.

>Frozen waffles
>Putting Canadian cum on your bacon.
WTF?

Is that person putting syrup on his bacon?

Indeed.

>Toasted bread
Oh fuck me, never mind then.
In that case depends how close you are with a customs officer in East Germany.

Basically, it is easier to get into the party, gain high rank and trust and while on a trip to West desert to CIA and ask them for that breakfast.

Do you fucks not do this??

step it up senpai

Feel a bit now sick desu

But isn't that haram?

What on earth is that in the middle?

Put some grated cheese on it mate

its actually way for delicious than just plain bacon.

>tfw youll never be able to enjoy chopping up bacon covered in a thin film of sweet syrup

lets just say, during my time in the UK, brits had the blandest damn food on the earth, so it really comes as no surprise that you have no taste, and just like greasy salty slop

Filthy mudslime, that's a pile of delicious bacon.

>venezuelans
>owning a phone

pig detected

It's even better with syrup and ketchup.

>tfw eating last piece of bacon after having a breakfast of scrambled eggs and ketchup, pancakes and syrup, and bacon.

Overcooking the bacon like that should be a crime.

>fat fuck detected

>not liking crispy bacon

>If haram means delicious....Then yes, Very Haram.

That's definitely not bacon or it hasn't been recently. What did you do to it, Sun dry it for two weeks on the roof?

Pic related is how edible bacon should look

>look Sup Forums mommy didn't make me breakfast today

You should try the American style bacon, we have both kinds here in Canada and both are delicious

When you learn to cook you realize you can make it crispy without overcooking it.

Bro i just fucking had a food orgasm after seeing this.

This breakfast is like 50$

it's at least 100

Cooking bacon in the microwave is the healthiest way to cook bacon.

Lanko detected.

>not eating raw (cured) bacon

This is what your bacon should look like.

how much do you think this commie breakfast costs?

>bacon in the microwave
disgusting

skinny loser detected.

I'm being facetious, I've tried it before and its crap.

Excuse me but have you seen how fucking fat our country is?

ummm...im pretty sure that entire set up including the 38. special is under 5$ kek...

>Sucks to suck huh?

>Implying eating microwave pizza and twinckees counts as understanding good food.

>this well

nigga what. that dinner cost you, what, 5 dollars? even a dirty communist would be able to eat ''that well.''

You're fat because you're eating utter shit.

>implying implications

I have you know that I eat all of the food. All of it.

>Are communists allowed to destroy their health and the environment for a moment's pleasure due to the deception of the meat industry?

I should hope not?

What's on that plate wouldn't even be 500 calories.

>routinely eats 500 calorie snacks

he was right, fat fucks detected

>lets just say, during my time in the UK, brits had the blandest damn food on the earth

I don't think you looked hard enough desu. And advocating pouring sugar and ketchup over stuff to give it taste doesn't convince me you're cuisine is particularly sophisticated m8.

doesn't look burned at all

Breakfast is not a snack fatty.

Microwaving bacon produces the least amount of AGEs.

If you didn't know those are slowly killing you.

NO! AND WHEN BERNIE SANDERS WINS YOU WILL BE STANDING IN LINE FOR BREAD AND UNIVERSITY EDUCATION WILL BE FREE FOR ALL!

what?
read posts, faggot

some guy said "That's like a snack, where's the rest"

No. Communism cannot bring food at the table.
Only through hard work can we feed ourselves.

It's nice in sandwiches tbf mate.

>3 strips of bacon
Looks like a communist ration to me

>bacon

Enjoy your parasites.

Where's my bowl of grits? Damn Yankees. And leave the cheese and sugar and whatever else you transplants have added to it over the years to make it palatable to you. I just want some butter, pepper, and salt, thanks.

I'm sure that is totally worth it for a fag like you

>He doesn't put syrup on bacon

Disgusting.

Allahu acbar

>3 slices of bacon
>2 eggs
>2 toast
LOL
what the fuck is this

Your wife likes it when my dick is rock hard.

Quality erections are a reflection of your health.

My father was once stationed in Holy Loch Scotland (nuclear submarine base) when I was just a wee lad. First time I tried English bacon and proper bangers, I was hooked.

You can throw those overcooked eggs and beans straight in the bin though m8,

He was exaggerating, retard. Holy smokes, you people are fucking stupid.

For once a sand nigger said something I agree with...

Also:

Fuck off, sand nigger.

I just ate exactly what's on that plate. Nobody cares but I felt like saying it so fuck everyone.

lol
>realize that you can't read
>herp you people are so dumb focusing on words and stuff

fat affects your brain functioning, fattie

those eggs look undercoocked wtf? i cooked them that yellow part is solid as it gets

I've been eating raw cured bacon all my life and I have yet to get sick from it.

>2 eggs
>pork
No

'Merilards trying to be funny again. Don't hurt yourself.

nice heart disease you have there amerifat

Some people like their eggs runny so they can dip bread in it.

what are you even talking about at this point?

he said that, and you failed to follow the flow of conversation.

fat really does affect your brain function. it explains a lot

Obviously OP isn't on your culinary level

Don't you have a rape to attend, Pakistan?

Have fun eating that every day you fat fuck, enjoy your cardiac arrest for lunch.

Only proper way to eat eggs is over easy

High fat and protein is what makes your peepee grow, Ahmed.

>No ones posted any peameal bacon eggs saussage and home fries.
Disapointed in us

it doesn't actually

it gives you ED from restricted blood flow due to athlerosclerosis

At least he gets to eat it with a fork, Nigel.

Better. In China you can cook a full family dinner with $4 aud.

>confusing sugar with syrup
for a country that owned literally the entire spice trade, you sure didnt learn anything about it.

>bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/collection/british
>literally nothing but fried and baked bread and meat
does this explain why most british women are cellulite bumped oily toads?

ED only began happening to such a degree after the fat scare. High carbs is to blame, vegan.

Burnt bread burnt slices of bacon and undercooked eggs?

I hope they eat much better.

what? ED began happening when fat people began trying to have sex.

facts
1) ED is a symptom of atherosclerosis
2) atherosclerosis is linked closely to saturated fat intake
3) atherosclerosis is almost unheard of on a vegan diet

Nah mate, what happened was the guy made an off the cuff exaggeration about how small the meal is compared to a proper breakfast and your autism gene started acting out again.
Now you're trying to be funny again by copying the fat jokes that people make about you, but can't get it right. Sad stuff cunt.

fuck off leaf
B....BUT MUH PEE PEE GROWS
can't get a hard on at 40
nice priorities
an outstanding example of restricted blood flow to the brain.

>he's still operating on fat scare "science" from the 80s and 90s

I bet you believe in global warming. Fucking beta.

M8, dude called it a snack
other dude called him a fatty for saying that
you said it was 500 cals
I said 500 cals is a bit much for a snack
you brought up breakfast for literally no reason

This shit happened, faggot
deal with your limited literacy due to your high bf%. Either accept it or hit the gym