/Waifu/ thread

/Waifu/ thread

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Can I claim you?

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Nah i wanted to butt in
I feel like normies who don't know he's a guy calls him a her or so on. For people who say it out of a joke cause le feminine boy xd
I don't think sprite has alcohol, cough syrup, idk

Traded in my Tavor SAR for a Ruger Precision Rifle yesterday, going through CA's 10 day wait period bullshit so I haven't taken possession of it yet. AMA.

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Palestolfo

>Winning Girl

Eh, that's fair.

Me too, buddy, me too.

>AMA
Why aren't you in thread more often, Barry boy?

L-lewder!

What's the meaning of life?

obviously a vampire

>Not living in Arizona

Is she? I don't watch anime
Its hot here don't

Hi.

Yeah glasses look good on him.

>she
he's a male
and he's from fate
glasses arguably look good on anyone in my opinion

Too arid, no ocean, no pacific rainforest, no coastal climate(which I guess just ties into the rainforest/ocean bit), and no cushy tech market to fill the dollar shaped hole in my life.

Because for the most part it's extremely boring and I prefer a small group setting. I don't even post in gfur anymore, so that should tell you something. Shinoa invited my to Cirno's server so I'm stretching my feelers out there for now.

Touch titties and/or penises, make a lot of money, worship 2d animation, die at 80 in your bed with a mouth around your cock.

looks like a girl to me idk

>I don't even post in gfur
The amount of times I've considered exposing myself to such sin just to post 'Woah Barry' to see if I can catch your attention for a second were all in vain then.

I was unaware Cirno had a new server, but I'm not surprised. How are things there compared to the Eurocord?

it's a crossdressing thing

>compared to the eurocord
to the what

are you talking about our local shithole ghost town or what

>his waifu is galko
o i am laffin

jesus christ that waist wtf

Hi everyone

whoa you could hardly even call that a waist

You are probably right.

Hi.

Why do you need a gun you live in california
Trash girl
Thot

Forgot pic.

>Our local shithole ghost town
Yes, I am talking about that.

For me, It's Kumiko

She could just be wearing a corset?

>implying

perhaps

but those are bad for one's health anyway

1. Safeguard from rabid niggers/indians/antifa.
2. Eradicating paper squares and metal circles is good stress relief.

worth waiting for the pic
So how it going?
Are you new then?

THOT BEGONE
I SHALL CARRY ONE THOT SLAYER DIO'S WORK.
BEGONE

uwu

Maybe hit the gym you fat weeaboo guck

who is this?

Look at you go, buddy.

This has exactly zero to do with guns but nice try buckaroo.

What do you mean worth waiting for the pic?
I'm doing good, chilling right now, what about you?

You don't need guns when you're up against a bunch of internet tough guy vegans

where's galko

Listen unless you have superpowers, ya taint taking 10+ people at once, regardless of whether or not they're scrawny antifa fags. Let alone if it's some brolic black guy. Also, the guns as a means of defense at this point is mainly a 2A meme, I just like to shoot metal circles. 1 because getting a CCW in a metropolitan area in CA is almost impossible unless you make heavy donations to the PD essentially bribing them, and 2 because if you're smart you just avoid hairy situations when possible.

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aint* don't know how that t slipped in there

Kneesocks are lewder than bare skin.

You forgot to post pic so I waited and then you posted nice cute pic hence worth the wait
I'm ok applied for a boat load more jobs to day witch I will not get an interview for, apat
from that I'm stuck on the lady friede boss fight in dark souls 3 cos I'm a scrub witch needs to git gud.

I need more of her in my life tbh

TOO MANY HOES IN MY
TOO MANY HOES IN MY MOTHERFUCKIN MEAL

I have autism

How was your day bb? Krappa

do u think ritsu listens to death grips? despite the fact she hates english?

Oh hello Roland-user
Who are you calling bb

same

Hey Josuke-claimer

that

sure whatever

Taints on the mind? :^)
>If you're smart you just avoid hairy situations when possible
It's amazing how few people grasp that.
No need to be scared or defend yourself if you're smart about what you do.

leaked pic of an angry Barry
What's up dude

Shira#2

it me -_-
and if you prefer gaffot, I'll stick with that

>lose none
Except you're losing you're virginity.
To some thot.

Is that a pic from the highway star battle?

>He keeps switching between two personas
haHAA

post aikawa, slut

Just claim D'Eon smh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ye

but highway star is a gay nigga tied up in ropes n shit

Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

This just in: Having fillings replaced fucking sucks

Couldn't resist, my b

I told you to floss every day

Who D'Eon asking for a frieb

d'eon isn't as cute tho -_-

why don't you?

Hope they call you tomorrow, what sort of works did you apply to?
I haven't played ds3 but from what I've seen it looks really easy compared to ds1. Also I used to speedrun ds1.

CC also gives you icecream.

the one on the right

because he's yours haHAA

my doctor diagnosed me with dissociative identity disorder :(

what danbooru tage askeinf 4 a frien

It's from eating too much on one side of my mouth
The tooth ground down past the filling and it became pressure sensitive

Marie Antoinette is better btw

:angery:

youtube.com/watch?v=7UYC615HGr4

Who is this?

is meeee

oh, hi mi liu

Start eating evenly ya ding dong

I'm going to
As soon as I can bear to do it

You're always gonna be Amatsu #1 in my soul.

You okay?

im not mi liu :(

What's hard about it?

Proof that heretics are dumb

>Tfw fuck up post so bad
Guess I'm Amatsu #1 now.

What's up Ama#2

It's a brand new bunch of work done on a tooth
It's gonna hurt for a little bit

I was dumb before heresy, don't worry.

Oh I thought you just hated eating evenly

I did it on one side more because it seemed easier to chew on that side
IDK why

and you love grimes too? whatever you say.

I was actually worried it would have been an unironic review.

Time to go for a bike ride

cya later

Start eating softer foods

Mainly retail but I will take anything -_-
I played ds1 first and I agree for the main game but the DLC bosses are rely hard in in ds3

Take care.

I'm not gonna change my whole diet
It was also after like 16 years of chewing

Jesus Christ is half of your mouth sore?

yay chrome is happy with me
Belly of the Beat and Kill V. Maim and Visions (album) is good

Can't you apply to be a deliver guy for some fast food restaurant or maybe for the mail?
I'm working as a waiter, maybe you can try that too. Or something at some clothes shop, you can be at the counter or something.