My (female) cousin is going to live at my house for 2 weeks while I'll be on vacation.
I want to scare her in a very subtle way, like making her believe I might be a serial killer or something.
What can I do to make her believe such a thing? It must make her feel uneasy/uncomfortable or making her say "Wtf is wrong with him?" or something. Any advice?
feed her a bowl of eggs
Casually insert hints into conversation with her. Then on about the tenth day she's there, kill yourself.
Find the scariest mask you can find then when she's asleep sneak into her room and then while wearing said mask you go right up to her face and wake her up
Since you ask such childish idiotic things here, she'll probably already feel uneasy around you and wonder what's wrong with you.
How is it childish? It's Halloween anyway
Damn you niggas can't read.
He said he won't be there. He will be on vacation while she is staying there.
Are you gay?
Sniff her panties.
Cum in her food.
Setup spy cams to record her naked.
Try and creep on her and take pics of her.
Post them all here
hide bones in places that are kind of sublte, and if you don't care about the smell, and mess, put something rotten under dirt in the basement
HE WON'T BE THERE
YOU ILLITERATE FAGGOT
spotted the crazy man
Fuck that kiddy shit, seduce her, lose your v card.
>subtle
>hide BONES
She will literally call the cops on his ass
i'M GOING TO CALL EACH ONE OF YOU OUT UNTIL YOU LEARN TO READ
SHE WILL NOT BE THERE
*HE will not be there
same difference really. cunts
She?
Even though it's Halloween I think it's a bad idea. This shit can backfire easily
Then you are lost!!!
turn one of your rooms into typical serial killer rooms you see on tv... tons of pictures of women you are "stalking". make it dark and scary and tell her she is not allowed in before you go but leave it unlocked or make it really obvious where the lock is. like a typical whore she'll go in anyway.
have some of the girls crossed off and put the names of real missing girls on the board so she can google them
Mount a security camera in your bathroom
get a bunch of science vials
keep hair of different colors in ones. Just like a lock in a neat figure eight. Have a few of fingernail clippings then a vial of false nails with girly stuff on them. Another few of teeth separated by the types of teeth. A bunch of contacts suspended in their fluid in another flask maybe a set of braces. Keep them in a vial rack under your bathroom sink.
Fake journal. Just write a few fucked up things and go batshit crazy on the others. Print out photos of missing person reports, hide them in between pages. Mention something about monitoring your house, but hint that it's not just you watching it.
leave rekt thread open on your pc then ask her to get something from your room. something near your pc
Leave a duffel bag in the hall closet with rope and a bag of quickset in it
Not subtle enough maybe?
set up your computer to play weird sounds at random times really loud, like with windows scheduler or something.
i don't think that's even possible
Yes it is, I did it as a prank once to one of my friends before. You can make computers do all kinds of crazy things these days.
put hidden cameras in the bedroom and bathroom. post nude pics here. she would be scared if she found out so it sorta counts.
Make a computer font of your handwriting. Print out loads and loads of really small "handwritten" stuff and keep it in a journal. Make it all the pages about serial killers in wikipedia, or all the entries for incest in encyclopedia dramatica or something. Make it your own equivalent of "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy".
Also have a bag with cable ties (lots) and a hammer and print out a few colour photos from the best of serial killer threads. You know the ones I mean. The ones actual killers have taken and that found their way online.
Technically he says he'll be on vacation. You can be on vacation and still be home. Dipshit.
Kill a nigger and hide him in a closet.
Your right tho
Thanks to hurricane Irma my vacay this year will be spent chilling at home instead of the roadtrip I had planned
old but gold
I keked because I don't know what the FUCK I just read
Unlock your computer and search stuff on Google like "how to kill your cousin when she stay at your house" and shit like . Tell her she can use your pc
lost
get a bunch of hair from different friends, put them in plastic bottles marked only with dates and possibly locations, but arranged very orderly-like
put some toilet paper rolls in the freezer.
is this real or are they pulling the snake across the road with fishing line or something? Just getting this on film can't be a coincidence.
gore rekt pictures on the walls
put hidden cameras all over the house including the shower.
No idea, but I wouldn't put it past them.
fucking this
Step one: buy fake teeth and a mask.
Step two: put the mask in a subtle but notice able area.
Step three: hide the teeth in assorted areas.
On the 3 night walk in to her bunking room and preform auto erotic-asphyxiation just above her. When she wakes she will find your body and assume you hung yourself because she found the truth.
Rape and murder her.
Might be too subtle though.
This tbh
I can code such a thing in less than 15 minutes.
might work
is she hot, you don't want to fuck her?
child's play
you rape her make her pregnant
she has the baby wait until she's attached to it. Then kill it and feed it to her. Repeat until she's broken.
Ok computer guy
You should be worried about how to fuck her not to scare her you fucking disgrace
Padlock a door and tell her she cant go in for some suspicious reason. Have it set up as a bdsm fuck dungeon - she'll have to look. When she confronts you about it use it on her.
Here's what you need to do:
>kill someone
>hide their corpse in the attic/basement
>pour some maggots in the mouth
>let it rot
The unbearable smell will surely trick her into thinking you might have killed someone!
>repeat until she's broken
how many times can she actually do?
SUBTLE TRULY SUBTLE
have a room that closes from the outside. Does she snoop? If so put a duffle bag with duct tape, hoodie balaclava, knives plastic, and rope.have an interesting looking box labeled memories with articles of womens jewelry and clothing. Have large containers of bleach and other cleaning supplies. If you have a basement with a freezer put a lock on it and tell her to stay out of the basement.
Solid plan. Don't let it backfire or your ass is grass.
Cover select pieces of furniture and/or objects with plastic.
user is trying to look like a serial killer u illiterate fgt
A locked freezer that she won't be able to open in the basement or the garage with a blood splat or something closely .
Some kind of weird books thrown around , nazi stuff and psychological bullshit . Maybe some police reports or something . A book or two about famous serial killers w/e
Some kind of creepy mask in a wardrobe or something . Maybe a big ass knife as well if you don't want to go full subtle . Otherwise you can just have a bunch of religious stuff around hidden , weird things through . Creepy crosses and stuff , preferably stashed together .
Pornographic collection maybe , i think killers tend to have those .
Depends on your budget and how retarded she is tbh . You can do tons of stuff but if she can't get a clue it will all go to waste .
Also dead animals
somehow someplace
shitposting 101
just act paranoid the whole time, like me when my mom looks through my computer
what do you have to hide son?
Buy some maggot casts from fishing shop. Hide them. They will hatch. One day she will find hundreds of flies.
just fuck my whole house fam
Fuck your vacation, faggot
Rape her for two weeks, she'll laugh about it afterwards because you'll tell her it was all a prank
>Kill small animals and nail them to trees around property
>Write in shitty diary about rush of murder, fabricate some story about victims
So you're one of the fags who can't read. Big deal.
Satanic trips checked
you have anti satanic number
go to the next vet or hunter and ask for a few dog/fox testicles and put them in jars with alcohol. keep them in a locked cupboard with the key nearby. make it look like there might be plates or something else you need daily in there. and then hope she finds the key and opens it.
>Does she snoop?
Shes a fucking girl, of course shes a nosey entitled brat with zero respect for anyone other than herself.
Its the fucking female job description
Constantly browse Sup Forums in front of her
Leave out polaroids of your dick
With her name written on your dick
fuck her right in the pussy
If you plan on actually succeeding with this, make sure you don't actually have anything to hide as you'll be investigated. Ps you have to be 18 to post here.
Get something like pic related and put it on your dresser.
tell cousin not to enter a specific room
cover the walls of that room full of pictures of porn, splatter some red paint on top of a few
BS
This but pics of her
fake arm
It would be funnier if after you pull off the prank and you come back, the cops are waiting to interrogate you