How fucked up is Sup Forums?

How fucked up is Sup Forums?
Tell us some fucked up shit you have done or want to do, all are welcome.

I want my gf to sit on my face

Going to eat a bloody tampon later

I once smeared my cock over a tea I served a girl friend

this isnt edgelord shit, maybe more like r9k shit but,
I legit cant feel emotions anymore (wont bother explaining possible reasons) and I used to like trying to scare myself or cause some sort of feeling, so i became fascinated with dead bodoes and gore. You can take your imagination passed there

I want to consume the soul and flesh of thousands to give rise to my lichdom.

That’s called severe depression. Get therapy if you don’t want to end up some kind of freak.

im irish so i took up severe alcoholism, all is ok now

a few years ago i watched my brother fuck this girl through the webcam in his room

I get off on other guys getting off over my friend, but would hate it if it were to happen in reality

I've wanted to fuck my half-sister for at least 7 or 8 years and have stolen almost all of her panties whenever i visited my dads house where she lives. When she was sleeping once i put my dick on her face, but I couldn't do anything more.
I wanna pound her plump ass so badly

I killed a friend.

Elaborate

Stole a 3DS and torrented a 1tb siterip of diaper porn vids on my computer

We'd been friends for years and watched each other's backs in dangerous situations, as we both worked in a risky industry. I was supposed to move in with him, but some friends convinced me we were a bad match, that we were both depressives and that we'd feed each other's depression, so at the last minute I got cold feet and changed my mind. I told him on the phone and he was furious. He told me I was a bad friend, and that I'd stabbed him in the back. He kept telling me what a shitty, terrible human being I was until I hung up on him. He kept calling back to yell at me until I told him not to call me until his head was on straight and unplugged the phone.

Two years passed and then I got piece of email from him saying his wife had left him and taken the kids, he was homeless and living out of his car, and he wanted to come and see me and maybe crash with me for a little while. I was going through a bout of depression at the time and decided I didn't want to deal with his shit at the same time, so I deleted his email. He sent two more pieces of email, which I deleted unread.

Then he committed suicide.

I can't fix it. I can't make it better. I might as well have put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger. He came to me in crisis, at the darkest point in the life, and I turned me back on him. And killed him.

I have to live with the knowledge that I'm a terrible, selfish asshole. And a murderer.

Hindsight, doesn't sound too bad tbh

Semi blackmailed a girl I know into having sex with me.

She's basically at my mercy. Sometimes I leave it for 6 months so she thinks she's free of me and then I tell her to come and fuck me. She always does. She hates it when we fuck, usually she cries at the end.

I'm a horrible person but I love having that power over her.

Nigga you didn't do that
Dude off'd himself of his own accord

Clearly he wasn't mentally stable either
Sure you could've TRIED to help, but in the end you can't really do anything

You are truly an assdick

That's pretty sweet
Got pics?

I have but I'm not willing to share them at this point in time because of reasons. I realise I'm walking a very fine line and I don't want to deal with the consequences. In the future I'll share, once I'm done with her.

Fair
Don't get caught bruv

I don't think I will for the time being. Our arrangement has been going on now for 3.5 years, and as much as she hates it, there is absolutely no way out of it for her.

What did you bm her with? Any degrading stuff that you get her to do?

Seconded

she did some particularly very illegal shit, stuff that I found out about because she was drunk and thought she could trust me. I'm not going to directly tell you what she did but it was very bad, and her life would be over if ANYBODY found out about it.

She will do basically whatever I want. Worst I've done is get her to drink my piss after we fucked once. I finished and as she was getting ready to leave I told her to wait I had something for her to do before she could go. She hated it and gagged/threw up the whole time but it made me diamonds. I've also made her swallow my spit on several occasions in a non sexual context, like we were walking back to my place one evening and I just made her open her mouth so I could spit in it. A lot of it is a power play, making sure she knows she is basically owned by me.

I've had her suck my cock while I'm shitting, made her show me herself naked in public places etc. Anal is pretty standard by now, as is some rough treatment (spitting, slapping, choking).

She really resents me, and thats what make it all the better for me

I once jay walked

Kek
And that's all you'll ever be, a filthy selfish murderer who left his friend to suffer and die alone. Despite what anyone says to the contrary you literally could have saved your friends life but didn't.

I'm well aware of that. Relating this story on Sup Forums is part of how I punish myself for it, knowing people will tell me what a shitty human being I am.

I haven't showered properly in 2 years, I just wash my hair in the sink. It's funny because i don't smell bad and girls still fuck me.

damn thats really hot. TBH if she did something that is worth her suffering all that to not have found out im sure she deserves it anyway, Im jealous god damn id love that

Yeah it was particularly bad. I would have reported it but then I devised my own scheme of punishment which has turned out well in my favour. I can literally call her right now and she will be here within 30 minutes and I can fuck her. That for me was totally worth not saying anything to anybody.

A particular favourite for me was when she was having a really bad time with some other personal issues (kinda related to the illegal shit that she did), I turned up at her place and wanted to fuck. She couldnt get wet so I just used vaseline and fucked her as she cried. I kept talking to her throughout about the bad shit that was happening to her and making it worse for her. I think that was a real turning point where she started to hate me.

Her mother is currently dying of cancer and I fully intend to fuck her as soon as she finds out she is dead and also right after the funeral, maybe even in the morning of the funeral.

Wow I'd love to hear more stories about what you do with her

So I used to say to my friends "if you do die I call dibs on your stuff" as a joke, the thing is a friend of mine from on Xbox turned out to be really depressed, he killed himself and left a note and a will even though he was only like 15, and the note and will basically said user can have all my stuff because he called dibs and I don't need it after im dead.

A lot is pretty regular sex, I fuck her or she sucks my dick or both. I pretty much always cum inside her, because I like to do that and she has an implant because I made her get one. I like to fuck her ass on occasion, but only when I am in the mood.

Sometimes, though I can be a little more mean like every now and again she likes to try and pretend like I am not in full control of the situation and that she can get out of it, so I normally try to put her into a situation where she knows for sure that she can't escape it.

An example of this was at Christmas, some of her family was visiting her for the holidays and she got ideas about how this whole thing was going to end in the new year because she was done with my shit, I couldnt hold it over her any longer etc etc. I left it at that, since I was busy with xmas and all. Then on new years eve I told her she wasn't partying, she was going to stay with me for the evening. She protested so I sent her a copy of an email I had used in the past which I had pre-written to send to everyone that she knows about what I know. She came over.

On that evening I basically made her tell me again what she did, what I knew about and how if that information got out her life would be over. By the end of her telling me this stuff she was in tears and shaking so as she was wrapping up I made her play with herself for me. She often likes to protest and say 'not yet, not yet' but I make her do it anyway. I then fucked her as she continued to cry about how shit her life was now.

She has also told me on several occasions that she will kill herself, and as much as I don't believe her generally I know it is a possibility, but I don't really care. I have even told her to kill herself at my place or tell me about it so I can fuck her as she dies but I don't think I'd really do that, maybe thats pushing it and I'd be left explaining why I had a dead girl in my house.