Would you give up Sup Forums forever to be a chad?

Would you give up Sup Forums forever to be a chad?

id give up Sup Forums for a piece of shit on toast

im already a chad. Played lacross and football(american, not that sissy shit) at UCSD and UCLA.

do chads get to SEE traps and gay furry porn?

what a waste of human life
unless of course you're a nig
if you're a nog then it makes perfect sense that you ended up on \b\

white christian pussy is all you will want

Couldn't cut it at USC?

I'm already a chad but I just don't like sports.

I belong nowhere.

yeah i remember you..you scored four touchdowns in one game.

dude, anyone could literally play college level sports. just can't be a lazy fuck who plays video games all day. wanting some pussy is one hell of a motivator.

>I'm already a chad but I just don't like sports.
>I belong nowhere.
Army

nah, i feel like ucsd had the better comp sci program.

I'm also not retarded. Should have mentioned earlier.

I'm already one...

al bundy shit

>I'm also not retarded.
Air Force

your super hero name would be the White Choke Slam

Oh so true, most people who don't go to USC end up at the University for Completely Lost Assholes

Actually not a terrible idea as I've been told. My job now pays well though, it's unlikely I'd match it in the Air Force anytime soon without more education.

My mom thinks im chad

here's me in the legion

nah im not that kind of person wanting to be a chad

You look like a massive faggot pussy I bet those weak arms will break at the first punch

I always thought Chads had to be attractive as well. Because you look fucking retarded.

>manlet
>balding
>pubes beard
kek

why don't you come over here and prove it fag?

Your torso looks like it's twice the size in proportion to your legs, you have the skull of a caveman and your arms look like they were stretched in PS.

Oh yeah, and you're dressed like a faggot.

i'n not balding you imbecile...just got in the foreign legion,in the first months they shave your head..

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

let's dissect you post user
>dude
dude
>anyone could literally play college level sports
no one on Sup Forums plays sports
> just can't be a lazy fuck who plays video games all day
everyone on Sup Forums is doing those things
>wanting some pussy is one hell of a motivator
wanting pussy has will never be enough to lift your lardass from the sofa and walk you out the basement.. hence the countless trap/loli/wifu/furr/dick-rate!?/andy six threads

Yeah fits the name of the White Choke Slam
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Powers
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Passive: has the strength of 100 men and has testosterone aura which makes all women flock to you and all betas follow you like a leader and do anything you ask them to.
Ability 1:Beer Chug (Increases your strength by x2 and you are impervious and immune to any debuff for 1 day)
Ability 2: Flex (Females that see you get really horny and rub up on you. Males that see you are intimidated and lose thinking ability and cower in fear
Ability 3: Bitch Slap (Anyone/Anything you Bitch-slap is automatically knocked out for 42 hours and will follow you command immediately upon awakening
Ultimate: Choke Slam (Anyone you choke slam will burst into a pile of guts as if they were just put in a blender and fireworks and bottles of bear burst of of them)

kek

really? Sup Forums is no different than bb forums. some are lazy as fuck and others arent. if pussy doesnt motivate you theres always: ass, cock, titties whatever makes you happy

How gay is it I thought about getting fucked by a guy like that before ?

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a lot of chads are bad fucks man. they usually nut inside a bitch and then take off

So I'm a Chad then

i'm not dreading my meaningless puny life full of self loafing in which the only thing that sooths the pain is ferociously beating my meat to pure degeneracy while i larp as a trumptard or a libcuck interchangedly all that while my poor sad mom calls me up to get the tendies for the tenth time because i'm LAZY

you need a break from the internet my man

not only that, most chads dont even get a lot of puss dude. you literally can't jerk or fuck due to it fucking up your performance during games and even training. most have long-term gfs. you rarely see dudes fucking multiple different girls on the regular.

The legions always looking for strong capable warriors. If you think youve got what it takes, go to our headquarters in Solitude.

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chad not shad, my dude

>tfw hab christian white supremacist furry boi pussy havin gf

yo man i am fascinated by the foreign legion
massive respect to you for being able to do that, i know it's brutally tough
do you have any interesting stories or anecdotes about your time in the legion that you'd be willing to share?
really am interested to hear the details on what the training is like, unique traditions etc within the legion
thank you

If I was a Chad, I wouldn't need Sup Forums.