How exactly did pic related happen?

How exactly did pic related happen?

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Your mother.

The end.

Atlantid

One days romans came and saw tribes and shit than came the moors but they got the land back and kangdom of leon made a castille and a condado portucalense then came the aragon and a navarre but then they marry and unite and the portugal is there and the spain come

Romans raped the visigoths
Visigoths raped the local tribes
moor came and raped everybody
boom spain, happened
spanish raped the moors back
travel the ocean and raped a whole continent
boom mexicans hapened
anglos and frogs got jelly and wanted something to rape
pew pew pew Spain lost many wars and lost her empire
moors are coming back etc
there you go
spanish history lesson crash course

But how do you conquer that much land and fail to finish off a tiny country?

One of the things you said is wrong
Try to find it
You know what it is you little shit

>"dude lmao i know we have the world for ourselves but lets go to war anyway xddd"

Why didn't you keep Australia?

Forgetting the part where Basques come from Atlantis.

At the time no one knew it existed and we were a country with only around 1 million people so you can't colonize everything you see

>moor came and raped everybody
Actually most of the population of Al-andalus were native converted to Islam, we call them muladies.
pic related.
After reconquista you have the inquisition with their programs of cleaning the spanish blood and a constant persecution to all muslims and jews.

>Romans raped the visigoths
?????

>Visigoths raped the local tribes
>tribes
?????

Why did Leon get cucked by Portugal and Castilla?

the literal, unironic, non-meme answer is pic related

Castile y leon united

Portugal was never their enemy you dumb fuck

...

ETERNAL

you think I'm making this shit up cunt?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance

ALBION

Native Old Europeans(I and G haplogroup) were killed by Iberians(E haplogroup) then the Celts(R1b haplogroup) came and killed most of the Iberians in Western Spain and mixed with the remnants of the Iberian race which created the Celtiberians.

this
main goal of the anglo was weakening spain as much as possible
main goal of the portuguese was retaining special snowflake status
both were very benefitted
anglos also promised Scatalonya helping them go independant but never got around to doing it

Wtf I hate Las Piratas Inglaterras now