My $87,100 Patek Philippe just arrived. How does it feel that you will never buy one faggots?

My $87,100 Patek Philippe just arrived. How does it feel that you will never buy one faggots?
Do you even own a watch losers? Top kek

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YYYEEEEAAA NIGGAAA

yes, i have a casio
fuck you fat boy

That hand has no features and it's wierding me out. Was that the point? Was the watch just misdirection? I'm so confused.

Patrick?

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G-Shock boy here

"Vegeta, how heavy is this hand?!"
"It's over 9.000 tons!"

Looks like swollen ass hand/fore arm with a watch badly shooped on the wrist.

I humbly apologize if that's what you actually look like though.

Homemade fleshlight?

You have a fantastic timepiece strapped onto a lard-laden pale fucked up looking arm. How does it feel to know the only vagina you will ever see was your mom's as you entered the world?

Yeah, I do, so fuck your face with your fist.

Timex, bitch!

Probably better ways to spend 87,100$.. Perhaps a gym membership? Where the fuck are your fingers, you eat them, too?

reverse of a fleshlight, its for his ass. He died

obvious photoshop

Bet I could fetch about $50 at a pawn shop with it.

shooped pic

50 dollar thai copy
Fess up
Arrived?? You bought a 87k phone tjrough the mail?
Bait harder

How does it feel knowing you bought a 87,000 dollar watch an item used for telling time that I can get for 30 dollars at a Walmart

>Spends 87K on a watch.

Most people don't give a fuck about watches and think they're a waste of money and that's fine. I like watches and don't think that, but 87k is a little needlessly oppulent. Ive had a watch that cost about 3k from a local jewleer for a few years now, and even to Rolex or panerai standards anything over 20k is fucking stupid.

jaeger lecoultre reverso anniversary or something
my dads a watch guy and spends all his money on shit stuff

Looks shopped also where are ur fingers

under the fuckin lard

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Atleast we have fingers.

Fake
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Can someone explain the draw of expensive watches to me? I don’t get it. It’s not like you’re getting laid for your watch, a promotion for a watch, or whatever. The only positive about a watch I’ve heard is “if x person isn’t wearing a watch, I worry that they don’t take appointments seriously.” Yes, they look shiny. Do they gain value? Are they an investment in something?

I don’t get it.

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>opisfag also this is bait

How does it feel when some nigger robs you and sells it for $100 for some crack?? Won't feel so good then, will it??

Nigger you spent 87k on a fucking WATCH you dumbass

holy shit its like it was limited ed or something
faggot

>87k watch
Ok but why’d you put it on a ham?

I have a phone that I can look at any time to get the time.

I'm not a fat ugly loser, I don't need accessories.

100 to make and 87,000 profit straight to China. Reality hits you hard bro.

You must be having a whale of a time.

Wow never seen this thread before. OP is an insecure faggot. Somebody please initiate sage.

OP is made of balogna.

haha its because hes fat

yo where tf is this niggas hand

where are his fingers

>be op
>buy watch for no other reason than to shitpost
>shitpost
>refund

Superiority complex detected

Well spotted tard

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How's it feel to have to find someone with fingers to put it on for you?

omg the anime cunt, lol, self-owned pathetic neet

do you know where you are right now

Kek that's great

No i do not own a watch i can't tell analog time.... fuck me right..

>spending this much on a watch

i know its just bait. poor bait at that. but damn if this was real i would not envy your stupidity. got me a $90 swatch diving watch. guaranteed more
durable than that piece of shit on your wrist.

at least i don't shave my arms you stupid cuck

$50? i gotta make a peofit on it. best i can do is $0.37 and a paperclip.

>no knuckles

...and if i did shave my hands and arms i'd at least keep up on it, damn.

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I own a $30 timex waterproof watch that ive had for 7yrs, i dont need to be a faggot like you a drop the price of a house on a watch that cant even withstand a drop of water, OP is a faggot

At lest you'll know what time it is when you die a virgin you fat fuck.

>i can't afford accessories
fify

> not apple watch
Mechanical watch for scum

where are ur knuckles

1. You paid for garbage
2. It looks awful on you
3. Lose 100lbs and girls might like you

Are you the faggot that posted all those watch gifs about a year ago?

op is fat as fuck lolool

what is the purpose of having a watch if you don't have hands

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