Took to long on other thread

Took to long on other thread
Story is too good to quit

>Be me a Boy scout
>Go on 50-60 mile hike w/ Troop should take about a week.
>Finaly arrive in Philmont New Mexico
>Biggest Kid in troop forged papers because he is too big to go on Hike
>Have minimum amount of people in troop required to go on hike so camp makes special exception.
>For the stake of this story the big guy will be known as Dakota
>I know this is going to be hard the packs weigh like 60 pounds
>We have A guide for the first 2 nights
>Having had to spend a previous trip spending a tent with Dakota I decided not to tent with him because he is a disgusting slob
>Dakota is assigned as Wilderness Gaia (basically makes sure the troop leaves no trace)
> First night this kid makes the biggest mess from his mess kit, the guide seems to not like Dakota
>The terrain We are hiking in is very mountainy rocky terrain with lots of trees
>Next days Hike the poor guy who had to share a tent with Dakota got 0 sleep because Dakota kept him awake.
>Pack up bags and head over to take our food out of the bear bag (bag tied from a tree)
>Start Hiking learn a lot of new stuff about my tent partner spend hours talking about TV shows
>Great views I feel great I am getting nostalgic I am heaving a absolutely wonderful hike.
> All of a sudden the people in the back stop.
>Look behind me Dakota is sitting on his ass in the trail
>Guide: Dakota You need to keep on going when you take your pack off you only make it makes it harder further up the hike
>This happens about 6-7 times until he starts running uphill
>The guide and the whole troop yell at him to stop
>He obviously can Hear us but continues running
>I know being the guy with the map that there is a crossroad just around the corner of the mountain that both go on for miles
>The guide w/ his 50 pound pack books it after Him

> After waiting at the intersection for 30 mins Dakota and the guide come walking up the hill
>We go up the Logging road until we make it to the final stretch of the uphill
>Dakota is sweating like a greasy burger and plops his pack off
>Dakota: I want to go home
>Scout: What? Do you think the trail fairy will pick up your bags for you?
>Dakota gets off his ass again
> His face is so Red he fucking looks like an angry baby
>Make it over the ridge and continue along the side
>About 20 mins in the fucker sticks his sharp Hiking pole at my ass
>I whip my hiking pole back around and hit him in the leg
>This continues for a good 5 minutes
>Dakota autisticicly yells: Stop hitting me!
>Dakota: Go faster!
>I turn around and allow for him to pass
>He walks to the front and starts running
>Trips on a rock and cries for a while
>I look over at my tent partner (His name is James)
>He looks at me with a look of absolute pity
>Finaly we get to our next camp
>Because of Dakota a 2 hour hike turned into a 3 hour oddesy of Pit stops and Drama
>Next morning one of the adults cant sleep with the other because he snores too much
>The tent buddy system is re arranged so Dakota is My tent buddy
>Fuck

Op is a fag

Continue.

>At this point Things looked pretty down
>I had previously shared a tent with Dakota so I knew what I was in for
> Everyone had gas from the food we eat but Dakota was one stinky motherfucker
>If you lit a match that tent would have burned

>Dakota stays up for an hour being annoying as fuck
>fall asleep
>Wake up Dakota has squirmed so much my face is crammed against the wall of the tent
>I push him off and in the process I woke him up
>Fucker starts kicking me like a little kid
>after an eternity we had our stuff together and hiked up the ridge
>Up in the front of the line me and my friends are singing songs and having a pretty fun time
>We actually lose sight of the rest of the group as they had to deal with Dakota
>We waited for the rest of the group to catch up
>We saw Dakota first runing
>Luckily for us the trail is small enough that Dakota cant get by
>Dakota has no clue about the shit we are talking about and doesn't know the songs
>He pretends to understand what is going on but all he does is cause an silence upon my group
>Eventually the trail gets wide enough for him to shove us out of the way

Continue

Dude, pretype this shit, 10 minutes per post is just not ok.

> After he got to the front he instantly sat down in the trail preventing anyone to get by
>The fucker was going to the front so the whole troop would have to wait for him
>Dakota: I have no energy!
>some other scout forces Dakota to get up
>He cries awhile
>Make it to camp a good 2 hours after the expected time
>This is the Guides last day on the trail with us
>After talking to the Guide he assures me that Dakota will be taken off the trail
>I put through with Dakotas BS for another night
>Mother Fucker
>Dakota was still with us and the guide had left
>I am panicking almost had a panic attack

Yea actualy I should have pre typed that shit im done now no more Green text dont wait for more

Asshole

yea But i dont think you guys want to wait an hour for me to describe the week of shit that happened

There's another week of shit? We get that Dakota's a cocksucker and worthless and fat, just give us the goods on how you all got back at this autistic cartman wannabe.

If troll, 8/10

This

Man, we had a kid like this in our troop too. Name was Israel. I think yours is worse though.

So you guys want the good?

Did it really just take you 10 minutes to fucking ask that? I want to sleep, but I want to know the sweet justice you rained on fatty. Fuck.

I will Skip to the end of the story

>Bus back to Base-camp The entire Troop was Pissed at Dakota after having to spend a week with him
>thinking of ways to get back at him
>look in first aid kit that I had to bring along
>Laxatives
>mfw
>Get back to base camp
>everyone's hungry so we go to shitty pizza place near the camp
>Shitty food but tasted damn good
>Dakota gets grape fanta
>TIME TO ACT
>He has to go to the bathroom
>sat right next to him
>pour out a fraction of his soda
>pour in entire bottle of laxative
>he gets back from bathroom
>mfw he drinks the entire soda and doesn't say it tastes different
>Get into car and start to drive back to a train station to get back.
>about 30 minutes in the entire car reeks of shit
>ask who it is
>Dakota says it isn't him
>Everyone knows its him
>the guy sitting next to him notices the shit
>WTF DAKOTA WHY DID YOU SHIT YOURSELF
>Dakota starts screeching excuses
>I DIDN'T DO IT
>Everyone is done with his bullshit
>mfw school starts and everyone knows
>mfw he still doesn't know who put laxatives in his drink

I always chose my tent buddy for a good reason.

>We were having sex