I wish I wasn't so awkward so I could just tell my friend I wanna suck him off or let him fuck me already...

I wish I wasn't so awkward so I could just tell my friend I wanna suck him off or let him fuck me already. Fuck social anxiety.

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Yes. I prefer women and I'm not open about being bi at all but if I wasnt so awkward I wouldn't mind telling my friend I'm bi. We both make an excessive amount of gay jokes but it doesn't go anywhere lol

Yeah if he's actually straight in the end that would be awkward to the point where the friendship will be ruined forever

Oh yeah for sure. But sometimes I get the hunch he'd totally be willing to at least let me suck his dick. I'm too awkward to make the first move so it'll probably never happen anyways.

create scenarios.

"Hey man would you rather be with a dude for $50 bucks, or a chick with an std for no payment?"

Dip your toes in the water more OP before putting yourself out there, wrong words ends friendships.

I'd probably manage to make that too awkward as well but it's the closest I have to an option lol. I just wanna do something already, I find myself fantasizing about it too often. I live alone in my apartment and we hang out a decent amount so a friends with benefits situation would be great.

Dude if you guys are close you are walking on very thin ice, you may not want to lose his friendship...but i can see how you can just want to take that leap. Tell him you like guys? Even that's a leap that could end in a response you don't want but it may be better than saying you want him in particular because it's less awkward, but it let's you know where he stands.

Just tell him you're OP, then he will know you're a faggot. the rest will happen naturally

I mean we're not super close but he's one of very few friends I have. And it's hard to describe him but he's not exactly the type of dude I'd just wanna come out to. He's a bit judgmental lol. Honestly I'll probably just have to wait it out and see if he makes any moves.

Oh yeah! Why didn't I think of that? Thanks user!

This.

Let him catch you bending over nude with a nice shaven rear end...it'll be his fault, as well as his move.

I said I'm awkward, I could NEVER bend over nude in front of him lmao. I'd probably be willing to bend over clothed though...

R u cute? Is he?

Ask him if he would ever fuck a man, and go from there.

send nudes

Couldn't tell you. I personally don't like seeing myself in pictures but maybe to others. You'd have to like petites because I'm not tall at all lol. And he's alright looking. I have better looking guy friends but I'm guessing I wanna do stuff with him because I spend the most time with him compared to other dudes.

Ask him if he wants to watch porn with you? I've never got as far as sucking off a male friend, but there's been plenty of 'giving each other a hand', and it all starts with some porn to get you both hard

That would probably be too obvious lol.
Eh

Quite the predicament OP, before this thread what was your plan?

I dunno if I could sum up thr courage to ask that lol. I forgot to mention we do have casual conversations about masturbating though.

Wait it out and see if he ever makes a move, maybe bend over in front of him a few times to encourage him. That's about it.
*the

Just don't overdo it. Friends are more important than fuck buddies. Never forget that.

Doesn't need to be gay or awkward at all, you're close friends aren't you? Friends watching porn together is pretty normal imo (or maybe my friends are all just fucked up). Start with straight stuff and see what happens.

That's the truth. I can always just masturbate to the thought of him lmao

Trust me, in life you regret the things you don't do a lot more than the things you do do

Yeah I guess it depends on the person. I've masturbated with a buddy a long time ago and we were super close. But this guy it might be a little awkward with. As for the porn, it would most likely stay straight. I like dicks but I'm not too fond of male faces. I wouldn't kiss a dude but I'd suck him off or let him fuck me.

Unless the things you don't do avoid losing a friend. OP don't listen to this fag.

Yeah I'll keep that in mind.
Lmao

who would you rather suck your dick,
a girl that turns out to be a boy
or a boy that turns out to be a girl

A mouth is a mouth right? If I had to choose though, probably a girl that turns out to be a boy. Is that a psychological test? Did I pass?

>A mouth is a mouth right
until the mustache hits

Well then it just tickles a bit lol

I'm not saying you don't have social anxiety, but I don't think it's what's at play here. This seems more like a totally normal and healthy filter between your imagination and reality. You most definitely should not tell your friend you want to blow him or get fucked by him and you clearly know this. It's a good thing.

Oh yeah I definitely have social anxiety lol. But yeah that's possible, and it would be a much better excuse.

You MIGHT regret telling him, or going through with the act.
However, from my own personal experience in a similar position, you 100% won't regret never telling him/never giving him a BJ.
Sometimes fear and anxiety are our friend and naturally telling us to be aversive or cautious of a desire.
It's then up to our Human Brain to decide what's worth the risk to act on.
We get over awkwardness around women because of a strong drive to eventually reproduce and find companionship.

You desire a unique experience that's been propagated in the media you consume as good, fun, and exciting.
Think of the potential consequences, and weigh your options when you're not horny.

Yeah that's a good point. That's pretty much why I'll let him make a move if he wants to but otherwise I'll lay low. I have no doubt I'd like it but I can handle not going on with it if it means avoiding a very awkward moment and a ruined friendship.

OP, ive always wanted a scenario like yours. not sure what id do if given the opportunity tho. idea gets me hard as fuck. why is it so hard to have irl fap buddies?

Why don't you have the scenario? No guy friends you crave? Also I mean, my buddy and I talk about masturbation and whatnot but we've yet to masturbate together so I dunno if I'd consider him my fap buddy.

Normal for teenagers maybe, adult friends casually watching porno with each other? Weird..

never talked about masturbation with my guy friends. online friends sure but never irl. always too timid. but im like you in that cocks are ok but other masculine features are a turn off.

yeah i agree past a certain age it just doesnt seem like something that could occur naturally

Ohhh I see. Yeah it's pretty casual when we do talk about it. And I'll admit when he mentions that he's came to a certain porn star or something similar I find it pretty hot since the thought of him cumming comes to mind. But yeah I don't think it's too uncommon.

just tell him you're bi, maybe he will catch on

That's a possible option if I ever work up the courage but he's a pretty judgmental person.

ya i can totally appreciate your thoughts on that. if i had a close guy friend i was into, looks wouldn't be super important. just whether we got along and had similar interests and were open like that. fapping side by side would be fun, but my horny mind would quickly want to do more

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Have you tried suicide?

Just asking faggot.

just don't be weird about it if he's not interested, you can fancy him and retain your friendship at the same time

Yeah I mean, I'm the type of guy who could date an ugly girl if she had a good enough personality, so I guess my sorta sexual attraction to my guy friend is similar? Because I'm not attracted to his face and wouldn't kiss him but I'd do stuff with him. And yeah I dunno if I could handle masturbating in the same room as him without really wanting to do more lol.

>walk up to friend
>face him
>establish eye contact
>inhale
>state as loud and clearly as possible
>"lemme suck yo dick"
>????
>profit

Lmao
Nah, I have depressive episodes but I'd never commit suicide. Thanks though friend!
Yeah that's very true. I might.

exactly. personality is key. also being two horny guys is important too. the dynamic is different with a girl. shit. thinking of this is getting me all riled up. i really feel for ya user.

Sounds pretty fail proof! Might have to try.

Yeah exactly, and we have pretty similar personalities. And no kidding lol

ugh anyway.. being a guy sorta means we are always down for it so adding the bicurious side just forces this kinda situation imo.. is it weird to ask if you got a Skype or discord lol.

Yeah people arent always accepting. I know at least a few friends who I'd never hear the end of it if I told them I was bi lol. And not really hahaha, I have a discord but I very rarely use it so I'd basically say no.

This.

A more subtle approach would be to just come out as bi to him and if he's actually interested, it's all smooth sailing from there. But don't be like "im bi please facefuck me", just be chill about it.

My twink friend came out to me a while back and said he liked me. Long story short I took his virginity and he took my male virginity. Was bretty gud.

bummer. having another user to talk tp about this kinda stuff would at least keep the fantasy exciting. and id be way to scared to out myself as bi to any od my friends. too much of a struggle.

Yeah I'd have to think about for a while but for now I guess I'll just wait. I'd definitely be calm and subtle about it though lol
Yeah I'd give you my Discord if I knew my username off the top of my head but I'm in bed and I don't have the app. Sorry man.

np was just wondering. am in bed too wouldnt wanna move myseld either. i wish you luck user in living the dream. id like to be under the covers for a mouth fuck myself if i only had the right friend :(

Thanks man, good luck to you too! And that would be pretty nice lol. Maybe if you were here the problem would fix itself ;)

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Lmao I prefer the term bi, it's not as gay

lol thats the general idea

>Lmao I prefer the term bi
Any way you paint a faggot. Its still a faggot.

Shut up and let me suck your dick already faggot

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Lol I fucking love Boondock Saints

Hey if you're still here btw, I realized that if you give me your Discord I can add you when I get on my computer.

>male
>bi
?????

just admit you're gay and move on

I can't admit what isn't true. You do know people can like both right?

i'd like to watch you jerk off if you can make it happen.

I COULD make it happen, but I don't want to :(

why not?

Not the type of person to share my nudes with the internet. Not comfortable with it.

this thread is making me wanna walk around in public dressed up like a girl for the thrill

You can come over to my place and dress up like a girl. I guarantee you the result would be a lot more fun.

don't include anything identifiable then it's just your cock, unless it's very unique..?

Ehh I wish I was okay with it. Sorry user :(

You in so cal?

Nope I wish, opposite side of the country lol

Do this. I let a guy blow me as a result of this. We were watching it. It was a pretty good vid. He says wouldn’t it be great to be getting blown? I said fuck yeah so he just dropped and pulled my dick out and started sucking. He did it really fast and I was kinda grossed out for a split second but he started chugging on my cock like a pro I said fuck it I’m riding this out. Let him do it a few more times. Fucked him and his gf a few times. Said he or her woohoo blow/fuck me anytime I wanted now.

that's a shame, i'd be very good to you :)

I hear ya. It's either can't say anything or spilling the entire pot of spaghetti with social anxiety.

That's pretty hot, although I'd hope if my friend let me blow him he wouldn't br grossed out or I'd feel bad lol. I'd love to do that though.
I believe it :) thanks for not being toxic though

Step 1: Get really drunk with him.
Step 2: Invite a girl over
Step 3: You all play truth or dare
step 4: a 3-way is a definite possibility
step 5: He wont care that you are sucking him off while she is riding his face

Yeah exactly. Guess my best option is to wait it out and maybe bend over in front of him a few times lol

I don't drink, I only smoke weed lol. And that doesn't sound like the best setting, I'd rather it just be him and I.

if he's straight, that won't work. And alcohol is much better at breaking down inhibitions, in my experience, than weed. But don't trust me, I've only fucked or been sucked by about 100 different women.

I think I am slowly losing my mind due to boredom and lack of weed man seriously.

I wish you could hook me up because I am so bored that there is just nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing.

Well I'm still not certain he's straight. There's moments where I feel like he'd probably be willing to do stuff with me. And yeah I know, I just smoke weed recreationally, not only when I'm trying to get people to let me suck em off.

Hook you up with weed or a blowjob? Lol

With a fucking .45

Oh.

Suicide is never the answer though. Try something new in your life. New hobby?

Only my dogs keep me alive. I will die when they do.

Can't even do much with them but go to the same lake every single day.

If your dogs are the only thing keeping you alive then you should get more dogs when they eventually pass.

Nah no need. I want to go when they do to be honest.

Well if you want to then not much to do about that. But I think suicide is stupid. IMO the point of life is to do as much as you can and/or do what makes you happy. I'm not in the happiest time of my life at the moment but I'm young and I have hope that I'll eventually have a better life. There's so much to do in this world.