Sup Forums post three facts about yourself

Sup Forums post three facts about yourself

1. I own a pet lizard
2. I have a huge metal plate in my ankle
3. I wasted 6 years of my life with a boyfriend who turned out to be a fag

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nice try faggot this pic is you

I am worf.
I am hot body.
Own bat'leth.

Tits with timestamp or gtfo

I'm a severly underpaid programmer
Starting to get fat :/ (200 lb)
Still only been single for total of 3 months last 20 years.

1. I am a relatively nice person with a very aesthetic body/face
2. I have several years experience operating nuclear reactors
3. I have no friends within several hundred miles because everyone I meet tries to take advantage of me.

1. I know

2. That I

3.Cannot know

1. I masterb8 2 times every night unless I'm drunk or high or both

2. I've learned a way to cheat at every thing I do, since I was 7 all the way up to my college degree

3. I listen to niggermusic like 8 hours a day

Cheked

are you fucking retarded

checked

checked

Probably

i guess

nice dubs

I'm probably older than you
I probably make more money than you
I probably fuck more bitches than you

24
male
live in texas
you just lost the game

OP is a faggot
OP is attempting to figure out who anons personal details are
OP is clearly getting cucked at this very moment.

1.I have a sore neck
2. I have a need for speed
3. I wrecked my car

>am literal faggot
>i frequent reddit more than Sup Forums
>i hate everything about the state i live in and want to die

I raised a golden retriever. She's a good girl.

I own a VW

OP is a fag

>knows the definition of "literal"
>frequents reddit
>frequents Sup Forums
>has the knowledge of a common Sup Forums vs reddit meme
>other shit
That's more than 3 things, you huge fucking faggot.

>i cook at a high end restaurant
>have eaten a cat
>done drugs, partied, and cooked for brayan adams

Chink confirmed

1. I'm replying to this thread.
2. I'm replying to this thread in October.
3. I'm replying to this thread in 2017.

So, you've done drugs for, partied for, and cooked for Bryan Adams?

1. im a 19 year old scumbag
2. i'm pretty fucking high
3. kill all humans

I have been falsely accused of rape before
I have three tarantulas
I'm a satanist

1. Ill get dubs
2. Poster below me is a nigger
3. OP is a fag

1.) im in love with someone I shouldn’t be
2.)

1. Attempted suicide
2. Have 3 metal plates in my jaw
3. have no upper teeth

1. I'm 26
2. I have a house and 2 new cars
3. In fairly attractive

1. I don't know my dad, uncle says he died in the war
2. I work on a farm
3. I used to shoot wamprats in my t16

pretty much dude i got way more fucked up then he did hell he's a good dude and had we been the same age i wouldn't have been able to keep up

I have some bad news for you...

im homophobic
i secretly gay
i hate myself

What?

A lot of shit's going to go down.

tell more

Fuck knew it, I'm going to kill myself

I have 3 rescue dogs
I am alergic to soy
I have jerked off into a toddlers mouth

I have a neapolitan mastiff
I practice bjj
I have masturbated 3 times today

1. I'm over 50 years old, and have worked the same job for almost 40 of them.

2. I'm watching Animalympics right now.

3. I'm only awake because I can't friggin' sleep right now.

>pic related its Animalympics

you wasted your life user

Edgy: The Post

A lot of people are going to die, whole planets will cease to exist.
Darkness is ever moving.
There will be betrayals, heartbreaks;
there will be triumphs, teamwork.
There will also be a strong female character and a black guy.

how old was it
tell the story

Tits or GTFO

woah holy shit
>racial diversity woah

>I practice bjj
>I have masturbated 3 times today
Makes sense.

I practice MMA and haven't masturbated once today.

>strong female
that's kind of hot tbh fam

is that that one movie where nazis had a moon base and tried to take over the world again

3. Stoked up and down her pussy after I gave her a bath and when I was going to cum, put it in her mouth and told her to suck on it. She was confused but I held her head.

>nazis
Weren't they a bunch of Mexicans?

no

it was called iron sky i think but don't quote me on that
the black guy was turned aryan for most of the movie tho

>it was called iron sky
I see.

i feel insulted it was a kickass movie

Which movie are you talking about?

Iron sky

I meant no offense; I've never seen the movie.

in the second movie its a strong black female character

My mom and sister are like "When I got out of highschool I didnt know what I wanted to do with my life" so i said "I just wanna be able to walk the streets and say nigger without having to worry about anything

it had zombie dino-hitler, aliens, and a t-rex

watch them both, i doubt you'll regret it

the second one comes out next year tho :(

Never had sex.
no friends.
take lots of drugs.

>just started college, don't really like it much, considering welding instead
>play bass (upright and guitar)
>have this weird infection on my toe where it's ingrown from the side instead of the front

also, i was apparently warned for a post i didn't make a few days ago.
what the fuck.

gomovies.pet/film/iron-sky-12056/
youtube.com/watch?v=ZNIFyy3i_1I
youtube.com/watch?v=5DS6WONnU7k

1-I fucked multiple family members
2-ill do near anything for money
3-i have a hidden stash of money guns and a flash drive of secrets, many with hidden video evidence in the woods if anything were to happen to me. If I go down, fucking everyone else is too.

3-

this actually looks like something i would consider watching

the third one is cinematic as fuck

i may check this out

I couldn't finish the first one because how bad it was. I thought it was going to be funny bad or entertaining bad, but it was boring bad.

Are 2 and 3 any better?

Twinsies!

they look like it, but il have to wait until they come out. tbh the first one wasn't that bad, but i have bias nostalgia because i watched it with my dad before he died.

>I passed out in front of a bus station due to being tired from a seizure I had the night before and got run over by a bus.
>I got an older nurse to suck my dick
>I'm high on ketamine & morphine from having my arm put back in place

Im 23
Im a virgin
This is my erect penis

shes kinda cute, lose the hair

I play guitar and sing
I found out my ex of three years cheated on me by contracting gonorrhea
I'm a leaf.

>she
Lmao I should've expected

> have depression
> have a gf that i dont love
> i wanna die

How is co-dependency disorder? How was your relationship with your mother?

>Been cook at high end restaunt
>have a man bun
>I have cooked for the Seahawks

Dont feel bad, i am also 6"1and muscular, i work construction but i also lack friends, people like me but i dont like people that much.

Take this advice if hou want to loose weight... go for a walk, ir a jog if you can, it can get boring so i recomend weed for the pain and boredom. I can run 8 miles in an hour because of it, and its so fucking easy with weed. But its a habbit you have to form.

Death is overrated, it just drags others down into your spiral . Find a goal to work towards my dude

>im manlet
>im trap
>im fat

ty for the commentary, but i wanna die to no feel. I dont do it because others, but i can not feel like shit.
i really hope that medicine will work

SSRIs?

>SSRIs
yes, sertralina

You should be good. Apprently diarrhea may be an issue on it. But I wish you the best of luck, user.

Jesus.

bumppp

Which family members?

>Graduated Law, failed the exam. not a lawyer. feelsbadman
>currently in a relationship
>no job because lazy.

Have autism0
Have autism storms
Log threads are fucking funny to me

What kind of lizard

i have diarrhea in the first week, no more diarrhea. Actually i take 150 mg, but i think that will be increased.
Ty m8

I'm an alcoholic.

All the people who think they are my friends I really want bad things to happen to them.

I want to do creative things but I have no skills/talent.