Be euro

>be euro
>walking down the street
>sandnigger with a knife jumps me
>say i respect his religion
>stabs me multiple times and takes my wallet
>bleeding out on the street
>pull out chocolate egg
>"haha americans cant own this"
>die

a woeful attempt at banter perhaps?

Hmm?

In murica I would prolly be shot by some nigger so what's the difference.

>whats the difference
You can buy kinder eggs duh

>be american
>walking down the street
>nigger with a knife jumps me
>i pull out my semi-automatic weapon to defend myself
>kill the nigger in self defense
>live
>"haha europoors cant own this"
>media calls me a racist

Big difference.

A criminal nigger would be much more likely to have a gun than I would. Also more likely to know how to use it. And my kids would have a much larger chance of being baited by surveillers into going columbine.

>be European
>walking down the street
>person of African-American heritage appears
>directs handgun at my guts
>pull out chocolate egg
>the person of African-American heritage dies from the incapsulated plastic parts

>A criminal nigger would be much more likely to have a gun than I would.
that would be your own fault

>Also more likely to know how to use it.
negroes are rather terrible marksmen

So say I get a gun. What would prevent your "security" associations from baiting me into going postal?

They probably won't be robbing you from hundreds of yards away, but up close where a handgun could be used and marksmanship be of less value than reflexes.

why do americans always think they'd somehow be able to reach into their jacket, grab their gun, turn the safety off and shoot the guy who's robbing you without him noticing?

>Be yuro
>walking around capital city in white homeland and see ocean of brown and black faces
>but it's okay because we are 15% whiter than a 500 year old colony across the ocean

Don't forget that the new world has more whites total than they do.

If colored people trigger you, go to Russia instead. They have a bit colored people around caucasus, but not very much otherwise.

>What would prevent your "security" associations from baiting me into going postal?
What the fuck are you babbling about?

>They probably won't be robbing you from hundreds of yards away, but up close where a handgun could be used and marksmanship be of less value than reflexes.
They are REALLY bad shots

>russians
>white
it's not the white on the outside that matters, it's the white on the inside

Are you scared dude?

>be american
>die from niggers
>die from diabetus
>die from misgeneration
>die for jewish overlords
>"haha we sent sandniggers to europe, take that!"

*miscegenation

If coloured people don't trigger you go to sudan plenty of them there

What does it mean to be white on the inside then?

I don't think there'd be much for me to do over there. Will probably just get stressed out and unhappy.

You can't be so ignorant you don't realize their experiments. People don't go crazy for nothing, they go crazy for a reason.

acting like a civilised human being

A chocolate egg?

>be american rolling down the street on my FreedomScooter™
>nigger tries to grab me from behind
>nigger cant get near me because the stench of permanent shart mark keeps it away from me

You sweet summer child, niggers smell terrible, that wouldn't stop them

Don't do that. They will stroke you out with internet lag and other abuse.

>be me
>sit at home
>don't walk down the street
Hah, didn't think of that one, did you.... kid...

Ok, I see. So you've never been under any pressure to speak of. Why didn't you say so. Then I could have avoided wasting this time talking to you.

is this the most autistic post ever? what in god's name did he mean by it?

Delusion. Truth is they're getting slaugthered by blacks on a daily basis. The average western european street is far safer than the average american street.
Also much more non-whites, who are now almost half of your country. No amount of finger pointing will change that.

You keep using that word "autistic". I don't think it means what you think it means.

>almost half of your country
Yeah, but the Mexicans all live on the third that I don't live anywhere near.
It's all white people for miles and miles and miles around my town.

>safety
cuck

it's all about having a full extended mag with an extra round chambered and the safety off with a hair trigger

>be american
>walking down the street
>nigger with a knife jumps me
>bend over and say i'd love being BLACKED
>stabs me multiple times and takes my wallet
>bleeding out on the street
>be taken to the hospital
>hospial denies service because don't have healthcare
>"haha al menos no soy mexicano"
>die

delet this
f-feels good not to be a mexican

a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a Kinder Surprise egg, American lusts with hunger, eats it whole and chokes on the toy

...

>be Poland
>be too poor to afford decent jokes

>europe is 1 country
kill yourself you fat cuck

say that again?

This has the le large angry head for the person i disagree with format, but its 100% true.