I don't get it americans, is there a chance you would ride on another part of the horse?

I don't get it americans, is there a chance you would ride on another part of the horse?

I can only think of one other spot

American women would ride the horses cock if they could desu

>another part of the horse
heheheheehehehehehee....
yeah...

They should either speak English properly or fuck off and make their own language that I don't have to read

Horseface riding

>he doesn't ride sidehorse

Do they circumcise horse penises too ?

>my face when the british call an articulated bus a "bendy bus"

>The battle of gridlington
I laughed IRL

You've never heard of the Sioux I see.

I'm not sure that's possible.
If it was, we'd have done it, if only to prevent those lewd horses from engaging in masturbation.

This
Secret technique passed onto us by the injuns.

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Always wanted to see one of these desu

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I think it's because the 'rsr' transition between horse and riding is awkward.

British and Australian accents won't have the same awkwardness though because the r in horse isn't pronounced as much.

Haha brits are horse fuckers! I would not want to be British at this moment!

It's to distinguish the practice from the less popular position of being strapped underneath the horse with its massive cock up your ass.

>he doesn't ride horse cock

kek bongs btfo

You will be surprised, when you get know, in how much way you can ride a horse.

Horses usually cum hands-free though.

This, they slap their cocks up against their stomachs.

You would have to put sandpaper on their stomachs or something to get them to stop.

>Postlord
Behold, I am the Lord of Post, the fifth of his line

>post code

It's postal code you smelly brit

Postlord sounds like it could be real.

Please tell me these are all real.

You dumb ese