/nzg/ - New Zealand General

/nzg/ - New Zealand General.

New Government edition

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Run by losers. LUL

Why are IDs even gone?

Have nudes of my ex. pic related.

Winston banned them as part of the coalition deal

I hope you pushed it back into the ocean once you were done with it.

I'm interested . . .

found out she did a shoot for nzx magazine a couple of years ago.

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Well those certainly have come back to bite her.

Looks like she's lost a lot of weight

She's really cute, except for the stupid tattoo.

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Rep has aids.

More of the chubbier ones, please.

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Stop screenshotting me aucklandcunt

thats the last of the best pics. nzx photographer cant take pics to save his life.

Yeah that's cringey

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

YOu know who it is aucklandcunt

she was about a size 10-12 when we dated. gained quite a bit.

I'm gonna try and get some snapchat nudes tonight, lads! Wish me luck!

wwyd?

I'm guessing she didn't put that dildo where it belongs?

she did but the pics are real bad.

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nothing is bad when dildos are involved

How old is she?

and how old is she?

she was about 23 - 24 at that shoot. we dated when we were 18

>she

Guess my name and I will buy you a pizza.

post it pls

David

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>Armageddon weekend

I couldn't go. ~_~

Hello, boys!

Faggot McFaggotson

>do shrooms
>have little to no effect
>mates do some too
>say they have a great time

I thought they were weak but now I'm thinking it's me. Not on any crazy pills either. RIP.

Why is there always an NZ thread and never an aus thread? No hate, just want to know.

You get lifelong bans if you try.

wtf how? fine, what's your address?

>what's your address?
44%

Anyone checking out the meteor shower?

fml

Pretty hard to get dosage right, so it's a bit hit and miss.

A quick and easy way to have them is grab 2g dried and soak them in a cup of boiling water for 5-10 minutes, drink the water and refill the cup again (with original mushrooms) with more boiling water, wait another 5-10 minutes and drink that water.

About 2 hours into the trip you can do another cup of boiling water just to prolong it a little more.

Don't try eating them afterwards, they taste like shit.

wtf is this shit

>Pretty hard to get dosage right, so it's a bit hit and miss.
wot

Mushrooms contain different amounts of psilocybin; some could contain barely anything, and some could contain 10x the normal amount, hence it's often hard to gauge.

This

What when?

Boss gave me some shit about something today and before I could explain why I do it that way he just walked off. He doesn't understand the nuances of my role.

True, yeah.

These are the same batch/spore etc and they said they were great, want more so they obviously liked them way more than I.

I dont think I can trip eh

is she related to alex mcfadyen in wellington?

is he hot?

I hope you complained loudly on social media and quit like a proper millennial.

Nah just kinda shrugged, everyone I work with will just keep doing it the same way it's always been done because it works fine. He's just flexing.

boogying out to Abba lads

What's everyone listening to?

youtube.com/watch?v=8uWgulZIvk0

i just fucking told you abba

Yeah but you're not everyone.

I am because I'm the only other posting.

RIP

lurkin

Any particular ABBA tunes? I'm fond of S.O.S.

hai bae

I like:

SOS
Waterloo
Mamma Mia
Dancing Queen
Ring Ring Ring
Super Trooper
Few anothers, but you get the idea.

Was listening to some Dean Martin, now King of the Road.

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Follow up question. What are you doing up at 2AM?

Tolerance is a bitch with mushys

You have to wait like a week or two between trips to get high using the same amount of mushys, or if you want a trip the next day then you need to use like 4x the amount you used the day before

PS never buy mushy, any of you fucked in the head cunts who are, just go picking, newly built residential areas are the best, the rich kind where these gardens with mulch, not fucking otara, all though if you're near niggersville then head to flatbush, mint pickings there if you get in before there gone

I f'n love Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie.
I mean, not that I actually want a man after midnight, but it's just so funky

Is your new gubbermint as fucked as USA's though?

I mean, as much as you might not like your new leaders, at least they're not americans lol

Our leader is an anti-immigration feminist ex-mormon.

Drinking a bit of scrumpy and wondering whether I can stop doing something bad that makes me feel good.

Well,
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That song is so funky I just might want a man after midnight now.

I noticed she went from the bright red lippy shes used during the campaign to some emo-esk shade after winny made the announcement

I feel sorry for all those cucks who voted for her thinking she was gonna slut up the news a little

youtube.com/watch?v=4NJYWgb6dQM

I think it was due to the "Pig in lipstick" comment that made her change her shade.

It's getting late, user.

>PS never buy mushy
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oh lord why you post that now please

to bed last night
i went at four of am
and it looks like I'll be doing
it
again