Give me things to say.
Give me things to say
Sebastian Perez
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Connor Hall
ayo its your boi sensual spray. in the words of sun-tzu "RUSH B NO STOP!!"
Hudson Kelly
Step it up
Nicholas Wright
HASHBROWN!
Anthony Gutierrez
Benjamin Myers
>vocaroo.com
U the real hero
Bentley Perry
youtube.com
quote this man
Henry Richardson
Joshua Myers
Aiden Williams
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Carter Adams
'Traps are gay but hot as fuck'
Austin Young
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Gavin Wood
Blake Carter
you ever think that the person writing out what you read is actually the one that is writing out all of how your life works? i mean im saying what the person or people are telling me what to say even if i dont read them all. shit im even reading them in 1st person now am i the one who really wanted to read this or is someone not just now but always the one making decisions regardless of my will do i even have a will and what does it matter if i cant tell the difference.
Josiah Gutierrez
10/10 thank you user
Angel Gray
SAY IT
Josiah Morales
Jeremiah Rogers
Candy ass roody poo
Kevin Ward
Dominic Smith
Brayden Parker
On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?
‘Cause you’re on your own from here, so are you happy?
I’m open to suggestions, are you happy?
But what the fuck kind of question is "Am I happy?"
I really wanna try to get happy
And I think that I could get it if I didn’t always
Panic every time I’m unhappy like
I’m owed some life
Where I’m always, like, happy
Which is stupid ‘cause I wouldn’t even want it if I got it
Wait, oh god, my dad was right
Parker Young
Herr von Ribbeck auf Ribbeck im Havelland,
Ein Birnbaum in seinem Garten stand,
Und kam die goldene Herbsteszeit
Und die Birnen leuchteten weit und breit,
Da stopfte, wenn's Mittag vom Turme scholl,
Der von Ribbeck sich beide Taschen voll,
Und kam in Pantinen ein Junge daher,
So rief er: »Junge, wiste 'ne Beer?«
Und kam ein Mädel, so rief er: »Lütt Dirn,
Kumm man röwer, ick hebb 'ne Birn.«
So ging es viel Jahre, bis lobesam
Der von Ribbeck auf Ribbeck zu sterben kam.
Er fühlte sein Ende. 's war Herbsteszeit,
Wieder lachten die Birnen weit und breit;
Da sagte von Ribbeck: »Ich scheide nun ab.
Legt mir eine Birne mit ins Grab.«
Und drei Tage drauf, aus dem Doppeldachhaus,
Trugen von Ribbeck sie hinaus,
Alle Bauern und Büdner mit Feiergesicht
Sangen »Jesus meine Zuversicht«,
Und die Kinder klagten, das Herze schwer:
»He is dod nu. Wer giwt uns nu 'ne Beer?«
So klagten die Kinder. Das war nicht recht -
Ach, sie kannten den alten Ribbeck schlecht;
Der neue freilich, der knausert und spart,
Hält Park und Birnbaum strenge verwahrt.
Aber der alte, vorahnend schon
Und voll Mißtraun gegen den eigenen Sohn,
Der wußte genau, was damals er tat,
Als um eine Birn' ins Grab er bat,
Und im dritten Jahr aus dem stillen Haus
Ein Birnbaumsprößling sproßt heraus.
Und die Jahre gingen wohl auf und ab,
Längst wölbt sich ein Birnbaum über dem Grab,
Und in der goldenen Herbsteszeit
Leuchtet's wieder weit und breit.
Und kommt ein Jung' übern Kirchhof her,
So flüstert's im Baume: »Wiste 'ne Beer?«
Und kommt ein Mädel, so flüstert's: »Lütt Dirn,
Kumm man röwer, ick gew' di 'ne Birn.«
So spendet Segen noch immer die Hand
Des von Ribbeck auf Ribbeck im Havelland
Blake Howard
The Narrator has a shitty voice no talent no future in video and no since of self worth. if self hatred could be scored and metaled i hope that hed be first place but sadly probably not
Hunter Edwards
Asher Lee
Levi Thomas
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
Michael Gutierrez
MEMES ARE THE FUTURE OF MANKIND
Lincoln Bell
Michael Nguyen
Colton Perez
Fuck niggers. Heil Hitler
Cameron Lee
David Adams
how original
Benjamin Parker
Thomas Williams
GUHH- I laughted so har i felt better then rhaping little girls
Nicholas Parker
Xavier Long
Eli Martinez
how can I not take advantage of this
Brody Adams
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Leo Russell
Adam Miller
Gebäude kinder
Brayden Johnson
So yesterday, I fucked a dude. It's weird. I'm not gay. I've never been into dudes, but I was browsing Sup Forums the other night saw one of the trap threads and I was like "Huh, these dudes look pretty close to chicks." This lead me down an internet rabbit hole that lead me to the femboys subreddit, which lead me to other parts of the internet I.E. craigslist. A dude had posted on there and he had this giant, bubble butt, that looked like a girls...like, legit. It was so big, and soft. I had him send me a KiK video to show that it was actually him... So I met him earlier today and honestly my dudes, I'm glad. Dude could suck the rust off a trailer hitch and he let me do whatever I wanted to his ass. I oiled it up like in those ass masterpiece videos, made him twerk...it was pretty awesome. I get this won't be a solution for everyone, because not everyone is gonna be as desperate/open as me, but it'll be an option for some...Many of them LIKE big, hairy and chubby dudes. It was pretty awesome to be found attractive by someone who had such feminine traits. Plus, there was no "aftercare", no cuddling, and no forced-conversation; we said our goodbye and he said to send him a message again if I need a release. Amazing dude.
Ayden Thomas
I went to Chipotle
Got myself a chicken burrito
I went down the line and I got all these ingredients
And at the end of the line
The guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out
He still wrapped it
I was like, dude you should have warned me!
You're a burrito expert
You should have told me halfway through!
"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here"
Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
Within the confines of the tortilla
I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got
Half of it
Like, I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
Camden Gutierrez
bump
I havent kek'd in a while, this is great
Jacob Bennett
Jace Gonzalez
Oliver Jackson
Lucas Ward
Why does Sup Forums hate Richard Spencer.
Logan Hughes
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jacob Jackson
Angel Carter
You have so many copypastas to choose from, and you choose the most unoriginal one of them all. Fuck off blebbitfag
Jacob James
say what you want not this no fuck you actually just say what you want
David Adams
Charles Myers
I actually refuse to read this one.
Christopher Campbell
>gets rustled by a copypasta
>but gets rustled by the unoriginality of the copypasta
Charles Cruz
Carson Martin
Read it faggot. You’re here to read, not have objections to what you read
Carter Roberts
Jace Nelson
lurk more
Tyler Wright
What if I told you that I have what may considered to be the rarest pepe of all? After studying pepes for nearly 2 years, I decided it was time to create my own contribution to the world. But if I were to gaze upon my creation, to do so much as sniff at its rarity, it would be tarnished and be "just another pepe". So I had my eyes surgically removed, as well as my nose, ears, tongue, and all of the nerve endings in all of my body. I also took incredible amounts of various hallucinogens to alter my brain state so that I may not imagine what I was about to create.
For 30 days, without any senses to guide me, I carved at a large stone with just a butter knife and one of those toothpick things dentists use. Incredible visions of what could be danced in my head for this month, fueled by my LSD IV-drip. When I felt satisfied with whatever I had made, I buried this pepe rock underneath the soil at the hilltop where the Eldest Tree grows. I passed out from exhaustion. Sometime later a druid, come to visit the tree, found me. He used his druidly cunning to restore my senses with bits of rocks and twigs and flowers and the such. I thanked him and asked him to bless the earth where I buried the pepe. He went his way and, after my LSD-drip finally went dry, I went mine.
Nicholas Price
No fuck you queer, I don't read it on my channel, I don't read it here.
Hunter Mitchell
Jayden Thompson
I don’t care about your excuses. Read the fucking copypasta monkey.
Nicholas Gutierrez
I feel like 4chin needs a board specifically for Vocaroo esk threads
Luke Adams
Boston Celtics forward Gordon Hayward fractured his ankle on a rebound in the beginning of the first quarter against the Cleveland Cavaliers. This was Gordon Hayward’s first big NBA game. The Celtics signed him after his successful season with the Utah Jazz. Talk about shit luck after you finally make it to where the big boys play.
According to ESPN, Boston Celtics Coach confirmed Gordon Hayward has a dislocated ankle and a fractured tibia. He may be out whole season. That Leprechaun outfit did not bring him any luck.
Jayden Reed
Logan Watson
Your salary adjustment request has been entered into the system. It’s now awaiting approval.
Jaxson Hughes
Holy fuck I love you.
My sides, honestly. Gone!
Bentley Hernandez
>fpbp
Jace Rivera
If he actually fucking reads the Article
Christopher Harris
>vocaroo.com
hey man fuck you shove it down your dick
Cooper Cook
Please read the article, not the link. Don't be a dick OP
Matthew Nguyen
Say, i love you user
Camden Cruz
lmao I knew it
Brayden Gray
Thank you so much for this.
I cracked out my old microphone I use SPECIFICALLY for sport commentary!
Wyatt Long
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Aiden Adams
We need to keep the thread alive
Benjamin Edwards
I AM READING THE ARTICLE.
I REPEAT: I AM READING THE ARTICLE
Thomas Collins
I love you. No homo.
Joseph Gray
i love you
>EXTRA HOMO
John Martin
Josiah Sanders
Dear Cam,
you are my best cunt sherry is best girl please refrain form stating otherwise.
Or nigger else your you're* your** mum will prolapse if poop doesn't explode violently from your diddly asspussy
Furthermore, your previous past recent future and GHOST-like nigger (albino) nigger-ish dalliances will kelly always beautiful always pure maketh cunt nicole.
We worship kelly because we are betaorbiters wholesome jk we suck are are chads desperate for pussy.
Tis the truly nigger, truliest form of friendship which is always believed kelly sucked nothing millions jk from nowhere twice!
What Happy THRICE nigger times Sherry we love chad her succulent anus thot lips rustle straw niggerly gently camwhore as.
rampant pedos died. horribly belong inside and one explode day time into.
|_/ Cam Sincerely,
b ees
PS
Next tuesday your mom will be smeef tasting EAT allah
Christian Morgan
>be 12
>get weird feelings for a girl
>cant describe it
>tell her how I feel
>she feels the same way
>we go to Free-Period
>we go into one of the unused classrooms
>she tells me to take my pants off
>nani.jpeg
>ask her why
>tells me to trust her
>I take my pants off, including my underwear
>standing half naked
>breeze felt nice
>she bends down and moves toward my junk
>try my best no to shower her
>success
>as she sucked, she was flicking my dick in her mouth with fer tongue
>cumming.wav
>sucked it as if she has sucked one before
>Free-Period is over
>started a new unit in World History about WW2
>go home
>tell my father about what happened today
>smart move
>tells mom
>mfw.jpeg
>mom calls cops
>cops come to school
>my favorite teacher was arrested
>I miss Mrs. Johnson
(totally not from r/greentext)
Hudson Allen
Isaac Taylor
Now I literally love you. Full homo.
Luke Johnson
Lincoln Rivera
>mfw.jpeg
Dominic Perez
Brandon Gray
This was fun.
Eli Walker
Lucas Ross
Parker Miller
too bee too tee dot oarg is the best mienkampf server
Asher Reed
Okay then
Andrew Wright
>be me
>Read shit for hours
> vocaroo.com
Cooper White
fuck it cutted off, you can read these but more was meant to be put into
Wyatt Diaz
O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner, O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation.
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: 'In God is our trust.'
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Justin Rogers
Leo Cruz
too bee too tee dot oarg is the best mienkampf server. When you hear my name, you will know who I am. Everyone knows who I am. My name is on the server, it is, "pop, BOB", and I am always online because I have nothing better to do. Dear, I have Autisms. Hausemaster, do you want to build a base with me? Hause.......Hause........Hause
Jack Wood
USA
USA
USA
Bentley Edwards
I hope u stood up while reading this