What song title would you create for this person and what would the lyrics be?

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Football coach with a big fat but
Got no strut just stuck in a rut
Suckin in his gut tryna bust a nut
Only getting pussy from the busted mutts

YAH

How do you know it's a guy

>How do you know it's a guy

Why do you think it's a girl?

Anthony Recker

>Anthony Recker

Wow. That's a guy? Why is he shaped that way?

idk my calc teacher in high school had a similarly huge butt

>dk my calc teacher in high school had a similarly huge butt

That Recker dude's butt looks like a chick's though. It's not just huge.

Faggot Boy

I hope this nigga gay cuz he should be
This white boy gonna taste my big black D
I got a girlfriend that bitch's name is Rachel
But ima tell her to fuck off i wanna give you a facial

>Anthony Recker

Who is Anthony Recker?

former catcher for the mets, now with the braves organization
great ass

>former catcher for the mets, now with the braves organization
>great ass

Is he known for having a woman's body/ass?

his job is to squat, so yes

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

BRAP
BRAP

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

tight pants

the butte
looks juicy
give me
the boipucci

>his job is to squat, so yes

He has a woman's body?

worst meme

Disgusting.

this guy has been posting this guy's ass for years on Sup Forums then he branched out to like every other board. he's an incel who creeps on a girl who likes baseball players and commented on a thicc baseball player ass once

What?

Incel

Cuck

Gril

ITT: virgins

Girls like a tight man ass too

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why hmmmm?

debating if I should take him to hell

>debating if I should take him to hell

Why debating?

>debating if I should take him to hell

Take him to hell?

awkward, limp dicked fumbling sex

>awkward, limp dicked fumbling sex

Are you a straight guy?

Photoshopped

big dick blues

I miss him.

>I miss him.

Miss him from where and why?

>big dick blues

Why would a big dick have the blues with him? Wouldn't it be happy?