So. I am about to move out into the woods. to subsist without society. Ask me anything

So. I am about to move out into the woods. to subsist without society. Ask me anything.

Why?

I guess the simplest answer would be , because i can.

NIGGER WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT WHEN WE HAVE TACO BELL??

Grilling your own food you catch yourself tastes a lot better than taco bell. Its sad most people havent experienced eating your daily catch whilst looking at the milky way.

There is something unexplicably calming with staring into a fire while you relax after a long day in the wild.

b-but what about the interwebz? how will you into porn?

there is solar panels, and 3g. duuh.

i could even bring a bar fridge and have it connected to the same system. used 250 w solar panels go for 50 bucks here.

but i wont bring a bar fridge out there ofc.. lol the idea is to be happy with less, and make the stuff i need.

How are you gonna comply with the Obamacare individual mandate?

I am not going to comply with any of that as i am not an americunt. shame on thou for thine assumptions.

What will you have sex with?

I wont have sex, most probably for years. but i am not worried. i have had enough sex to last a few lifetimes already.

Where at? I've considered doing this before but not sure where in the US I could hunt, fish, etc. without The Man coming down on me

i am in australia. but your best bet would be alaska. it stil has enough wilderness to support hunting and fishing, just build a cabin or find one before you decide to go .

either that or south america, but that would be alot of reading up on trillions of plants and animals that can kill you,.

alaska is relatively safe for that reason, it only has a few. and has lots of clean water. only freezing is the real danger.

javascript:quote('748649574'); never hear of into the wild?

ive seen it, the dude was a complete fool. seriously. good riddance.

Good for you user. Life in the woods is the best.
Just watch out for:

Wild Boars
Bears
Snakes
Spiders
Ticks
Rabid Skunks etc..

But, no joke, it's the life. Are you skilled enough?

no, i can honestly say i am not. but i hope i will become skilled enough with experience. only a fool thinks he knows it all.

but thats why they call it a learning experience.. i guess.

absoluete idiot brought a fucking .22 and ate known to be poisonous shit

Are you going to eat witchetty grubs with the abbos?

im not going north at first.. but i probably will at some point if i live that long. so probably will.

you aint kidding, then some hollywood idiot thought that was a brave story.. lol romantisized piece of shit story, wich only serves as a warning, not to be a dumbass.

Oh, sure thing. Experience will get you there. Just go bit by bit and you'll be fine. I'm also starting going camping more and more often, and everytime you learn something different to improve yourself.

the reason im not going north at first is the rabbit fence.. it basically keeps thousands upon thousands of dingos feral cats, and dogs on the north side of aus. im not setting foot there before i have more outdoor experience.

that is exactly what im talking about right there.

also crocks.

there is something tangibly calming about sitting at a campfire staring into the flames, and i have a theory why this is such a profound calming experience for all people who try it.

throughout history, mankind has used fire as its center of being, all cooking, heat, and safety from the wild dark, Fire... thats the feeling we get as we stare into the flames, thats what it means. if there is any credence to the idea of dna memory, a campfire would be it.

Will mommy keep your room ready for you when you get to cold and have go home

i moved out when i was 14
that was a long time ago.

besides my mother lives on the other side of the planet, but i would probably be welcome to stay the night if i ever traveled that way again, as my mother loves me verry much!

but thank you for your concern. I understand the thought of living alone frightens some..

sorry for shattering your delusion that we are all basementdwelling oidepusean manchildren. oh and neckbeards.. and a fedora.. and some weird sword.

bump numero uno

see ya !