REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Worth

replying incase true

Please be true

hopefully true

Finally! WAIT I HAVE TO CALL MY MOM!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND :D

Amazing. I wonder how my wife is gonna take to my new girlfriend.

Hope so

Kappa

test

GRILLLLLL, IM COMMING

What if I already have a wife?

I'm married so that would be great

I'm so lonely

Ill bite.

Boy! My wife will be mad!

fuck you

Not even this magic will work.

I'll prove this is bullshit.

cute.

Did you beat her?

Kk

pls

I dont believe this, however im optimistic (Pic Sorta Related)

...

just in case the sky is falling down
sure why not

Yes pls..

give gf

:)

Im replying to one of these posts for the first time. Worth the risk

>Gf by tomorrow
If only it was true....

Still a better thread than Andy's

a snowball chance in hell.

Please be true

Roll

nice try fag

WHO IS SHE??????? MOAR

Listen, it'll never happen

>this is the only "reply or else" that ill reply to

I guess at least I try...

>Waking up tomorrow
>Waifu pillow's cooking breakfast
mfw

You people are betas and losers.
None of you will get a gf because of this.
No man wants a gf. That's feminine shit, men fuck girls not try and get in relationships. Sort your lives out and maybe you'll stop fucking things up with girls.

Roll

Yeah just like you guys always promise my mom will die in her sleep. Sup Forums in charge of making me promises they can't keep.

fuck you

you replied.

I literally need magical help to have a girlfriend.

Sure y not?

Rollin

mmkay

Bet I won't.

i hope she likes the trap threads i post 24/7

Test

Roll

Bet

Gf get

Worth

What do I have to lose

Hope not black

Maybe it'll work

This post touched me heart

no

nothing to lose

Roll.

Oh please i crave some interaction with young people of my age

Rolling dubs for two girlfriends.

Lets go !

hmmm

Yolo

Lets see what i get

maybe it helps

Oh God, yes please.

pls

Girl pls.

...

Add

Roll

No, I won't. This is not how it works.

oh yes

...

Bacon bacon let me slam some pussy

i'll give it a shot

:-)

Please :(

I'll take another one.

omgomg oig pls gife me i'm 30 an i want

Oof

so thats why you replied anyway

Pls

ok

Meeting a nice girl tomorrow, ill give it a try :D

Sheeeit

I love boobies

Just in case

Nah probably nott

lulz

Already have one but another won't hurt

bruh

Ok

pls