Hugh Hefner dies, and before his corpse has barely started to rot, the faggots have already taken over his company

Hugh Hefner dies, and before his corpse has barely started to rot, the faggots have already taken over his company.

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trap thread? :D

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i'm 40,i remember when i was a 12 yo kid and went to the barber and hoped to be full of people so i had to wait and could read in peace that wonderfull magazine Playboy was,i was a young man among real man doing a manly thing.
hefner is dead,and new generations are just a bunch of faggots cock suckers,Playboy is an industry and has to stay modern to make money,i understand them,even if this is sooo fucking sad.

Do they still have the dick?

y'all telling me if you didn't know for a fact that she was trans and you saw that ass in them sketchers, y'all first thought wouldn't be "hell yeah I'm gonna baste that turkey?"???

alright daddy

I hope so

Hefner put a nude tranny in his magazine in 1991.

Old fucker was way into it.

What an outrage. youtu.be/8G6lh4Xlz6E

sad troll is sad and clearly a child if they forgot that hugh had a trans model for playmate back in '91

lol dumbass

Welcome to the future biihh

It wasn't a playmate Mr Google. They were just in the mag.

Bruh how do you not see the man face?

doggy style

always knew that Spice "Girl" wasn't.

They're smart enough to get fags like you to do free advertising for them just by including a single new model. Note there are dozens of models in each issue, and nobody that actually buys playboy cares about any specific one enough to do anything, they just flip the page until they see something to jerk off to.

You are giving them free press, you are a pawn in their hands. The SJWs will praise a literal porn company because of this decision, and even the "bad" feedback like yours helps them and lets people know they're still relevant.

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Stale pasta.

>pasta
>when it directly relates to the topic

you're fucking retarded.

Nigga ive seen this same fucking post 3 days in a row, is it just you in every thread ad libbing?

NWO is in full effect.

Trump is like a bump in the road and the NWO wants us all dead.

link to a single copy of that post. I just typed it up faggot, you obviously are confusing "people are telling me the truth, which is constant" and "copypasta!!!"

epic quads for epic pwnage

>young man among real men doing a manly thing

more like a bunch of degenerates pretending to be "men" by looking at porn together and hanging out with 12yo boys. Go fucking figure that Playboy is going to put a transgender in the magazine; it has always catered to the lowest common denominator of society.

I'm keking to death over here.

I see the shit out of it. With all of the fucking money playboy has you'd think they would get a top tier, totally passable trap. Wtfman.jpeg

>it's pasta! That's why I've seen it 3 times in 3 carbon copy topics!

>.02 shekels have been deposited into your PayPal

>the faggots

It's the jews. It's allways the fucking jews.

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That's a completely different post though, pasta is copy and paste you faggot.

Remember when this was what Playboy girls looked like?

got that right, there trying to kill white people

Admit it, It has a nice ass and you'd totally fuck it.
I've only seen those two pics though, does it have a dick or did it get the weird fake vag thing?

"Dozens of models in each issue"

Maybe if it's one of the college issues. In most issues, there are 3 models.

>I'm keking to death over here
well get on with it

>you'd totally fuck it
no way. looks like a bony dude with long hair and a bad boob job. seriously, no.

remember when playboy girls were actual girls?

Im normally a homosexual fag, into a good trap. If its fine, I fap.

This trap is not fine.
I will not fap to that.

Great memory, user... I'm a little older than you, but had very similar experiences. At 12, I had a "job" emptying trash and running errands in an apartment building my dad managed. One of the tenants, an old guy, always left last month's Playboy on the top of his trash bin when he set it out, and would wink at me slyly as I tucked it under my shirt before hauling his bin away.

Remember when Playboy had girls?

its plaything now.

those playboys were covered in his jizz and you got your little boy hands covered in old man jizz

So....i guess playboy is a gay publication now. *sigh* i miss the good ole days when women were in the magazine.

lol

Here’s an idea:
PlayQueer

I’m using queer because it’s now accepted again in the LBGTQFLOPQWERTYWTFBBQ thing. So PlayQueer can have its own entries for androgyny, queer, fluid, mental illness - it can basically a catalog of Sup Forums trap threads.

There you go, Playboy. Free fucking marketing plan. Just don’t be surprised when your “bunnies” (we’ll have to change this so it’s gender-accepted of course. PlayQueer Falcons is my development idea at the moment) ask for and/or demand their own mansion, which will of course be made up of bathrooms since you’ll need one for each interpretation of gender.

>sounds like a strawman
You’d think so... you’d really think so.

He'd often get it in my hair, too. That shit's a bitch to get out once it dries!

>which will of course be made up of bathrooms since you’ll need one for each interpretation of gender

fuck this shit anyway

traps aren't gay - bear

The future is now, old man.

Of course it would. And then, as I am heterosexual, as soon as I learned he was a male, all sexual desire would go straight (lol) out the window.

Is this that difficult to understand?

Also, with my infinite powers of deduction, I've come to the conclusion that you are a black person.

So was this person born with tits, ladies body, and a dick? I can't keep these faggots straight.

Most niggerwomen look manly

what are you talking about op every real sane person knows playboy died when hef passed away.

Probably still has a dick. The pictures are very deliberate.

gross thats a faggot

I don't understand trans people who keep their dick/pussy. Can someone explain that shit? If you think you're the other gender why the fuck would you not want that genitalia? I'm a dude, if I suddenly had a pussy I'd be freaking out.

I use the term "Trap" with people who don't browse Sup Forums and zero % of them know what I'm talking about. Did not know that was unique to here.

Too Sweeeeeet!

his son cooper has already been editor in chief for years you ignorant fucks

Yeah he spent his last day cooped up in the mansion with models riding his dick. According to one playmate, that was how they chose the centerfolds until he died. The ones who tried out and were willing to fuck him got the centerfold. So he had some contribution to it.

07983349678 roast me fgts

Well, the joke came from here. Some feminine-looking guy was posted and someone responded with Admiral Ackbar meme saying, “It’s a trap!”

And lo, history was made for those who witnessed.

A lot of times it's just money. That SRS is expensive! Also, a lot of them keep their dick for a while and do porn to make the money for the surgery.

i'm confident that no one at his funeral said "he's in a better place now". Even if he is in heaven.

Uh was this meant for
?

1. expensive.
2. somewhat dangerous (being surgery)
3. it’s not actually something they’re committed to, it’s for attention.
4. other psychological.
5. as more stories about the results of these procedures get out, reluctance increases dramatically.
6. other factors beyond psychological (social, familial)
7. it’s their subconscious screaming at them that something is wrong (personal opinion)

1. I guess I didn't consider cost. I wonder if Euro countries with universal healthcare will have to start subsidizing that shit.
2. If I had my dick replaced with a pussy, I wouldn't care about surgery, I'd be getting that shit back
3-4. Makes sense I guess
5. What, like botched ones?
6. I don't see how any of those would prevent you from feeling comfortable in your own body, which would require correct genitalia
7. I suspect this as well.

kim kardashian face lol

Caroline “Tula” Cossey

This. Google it b8ers.

Oops... yeah, sry

More convincing, but you can still tell. Look at the facial structure, the obviously fucked up tits, the thighs, the neck

>Giving this much time/attention to how people you don't even know choose to live their lives.

I figured. Yeah I guess cost would be a thing. But seriously, if I was in a situation like that I'd do anything possible to get the right shit going down there.

>just a bunch of faggots cock suckers,
they really aren't though that's what the modern propaganda/media wants you to believe, because their minority is extremely loud and attempting to infect more people with their cancer.
pity the people are too stupid to do anything about such damaging propaganda.

>man face?
/thred

fake tits are fucking disgusting.

It baffles me, is all. It's a puzzle. They're being pushed hard now by popular culture and I just don't get what they're about.

I mean, she's black, most of their women have fucking man faces.

Have you noticed how much time and attention is given to anyone who is screaming about “trans-phobia” and other stupid bullshit? There are people who believe that being white automatically makes you transphobic. So even if a white guy says nothing, he’s still trans-phobic because he has a pulse.

So who isn’t leaving who alone?

Exactly man. They're all over the place recently. Trannies push their agenda hard.

They're only showing the trannies that have enough money to afford the best surgery. It's classist.

>them sketchers
Those are clearly Addidas

Playboy died the moment they stopped showing nudity. This is just their last gasp at relevance. I'm glad Hef died without having to see this.

Yum, Sup Forums! Look at this beautiful sexy WOMAN! If you disagree you are a BIGOT!!

I imagine it was discussed either with him at some point and he put the kabosh to it or they knew he would and were waiting for him to go.

True, although I was referring more to the overall embarrassment the magazine has become more than the trans thing specifically.

lmao, that five oclock shadow
rofl
man i feel so bad for woman of this genertion.
>they're nothing but wigs and make up
lmfao

>nice ass

Where?

Eh, they still had some hot women in recent years

not entirely true, people would spam porn threads then every once in a while a .gif would popup whom you thought was a girl, be ready to fap, then BAM, benis.
>it's a trap
i miss those rickroll days.

I only read them for the articles. Now I can look forward to articles like "tucking it back - tape reviews" and "When hormones don't work - getting the closest shave possible."

what the fuck is their problem. they already have gay magazines for this kind of shit and endless websites if you're into that. why defile the brand? as someone said, it's now going to be Pladyboy. sad!

It's a gimmick. Playboy has been desperate for years. First, a decade ago, they announced they were finally gonna show full nudity (i.e. vag). That didn't do much. After awhile they announced they were ending nudity. When that didn't boost sales, they brought it back. Which still didn't boost sales. This is just an attempt the the younger, more liberal generation by pandering to social justice.

*to get the

In the UK the NHS pays for it if you can prove it will benefit your mental state. Women in their 60s get vaginoplasty on the tax payers dime all the time. Same with breasts implants, but that's a different story (after mastectomies)

That's bullshit man.

He personally approved it back in August you total fucking dumbass.

>"over my dead body"

>"welp time to poison the old bastard".