Escort Advice thread

Escort Advice thread.

Looking for advice from people who have paid for it before. Not a virgin, but it's been over a year my confidence is gone and i think it might help, or at the very least cheer me up a bit.

What do you think Sup Forums?

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I'll give you a bump op.
I'm in the same situation.
Which country you at?
I'm ausfag

What are you trying to glean? How to solicit escorts or how to handle when they arrive?

>Not a virgin, but it's been over a year
same here, pondering the same thing but idk

also going from neet to working a hard-ish job with many long hours leaves me with not much time or energy to pursue a relationship, and with some money which makes paying for escorts tempting.

What city are you in?

Since back pages shut down the escort pages, where do you even find your escorts these days?

>Since back pages shut down the escort pages, where do you even find your escorts these days?

ter. You need to look in your area and you will find escorts with reviews.

More if it's a good idea or not. Im looking at hiring a chubby 20 year old girl i've seen on adult work. Is there anything i need to know about handling the situation when they arrive? Only thoughts were be polite and respectful but don't come across as a pushover.

It is legal here user, go to a capital and look for a palace and enjoy.

Ive been to my local brothel numerous times. The experience usually depends on which girls are on shift

What is adult work?

Ask what she will let you do and not do. After that, make her your bitch for the time you paid for.

website have a look, you can book escorts, dominatrixes, massage find cam girls etc

I think we just got fucking tricked into checking out that website.

I hope you get AIDS OP.

>adult work
yea thats not even one of the main sites they use here the big one i cant quite remember but it began with L or something had a lot more girls on it

Dude backpage is still totally full.

You just look under women seeking men instead of escorts.

Hey OP, been in the business for two years, i tried going the strip club route which leads to dead ends except for one in my case, BP still has escorts under Dating in my area but me experiences have been mixed, currently I am seeing one off of BP, can suck like a pro and I am seeing one at an adult shop. She is a little pricy but a body to die for. Be careful on BP, a lot of fake pics and cops like to hide behind the ads so my general rule is if it smells or looks like shit, its probably shit

Some of the best sex i ever had was in a brothel with a gorgeous young girl (claimed 18 and actually looked like could have been) she was so tight and i was so rough fucking her doggy that the condom broke and i came without really realizing. was amazing

If you've got money take a trip to Prague, Budapest or Bratislava.

>Only thoughts were be polite and respectful but don't come across as a pushover.
Pretty much this. Take her coat, offer her a drink, then lead her straight to the bedroom.

Don't overdo the polite smalltalk, because every hooker would rather waste time chatting than actually fuck. If you find yourself falling into a deep conversation, just casually start undressing. Hopefully she'll take the hint, and follow suit.

Adultwork is pretty much the go-to site for hookers in many countries, especially the UK.

how do you know you arent going to get arrested when you go find some chic on backpage? I cant have that shit on my public record...

what sort of lame ass country are you in that its a crime its legal here in australia

It's technically legal here in the uk. Running a brothel is illegal as is soliciting but booking an escort is booking there time is the legal stand point.

>what sort of lame ass country are you in that its a crime its legal here in australia


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like goddamn. why not give it a shot?

Guessing he's from the Land of the Free ...

why are all the ads "sorry no black men"

because nigger?

Because they can't afford it

Because down here abos have a habit of strangling and eating hookers' body part

yes

what's the chance that you catch an std

1

1 out of 2

With a streethooker, pretty large.

With an ordinary hooker that gives a shit, not much higher than with ordinary chicks.

Can't remember where I saw it but they did a study on this once and the odds of a catching an std off a brothel hooker was way lower then a normal chick you hook up with

im still waiting to hear now not to be arrested.

Ok, so in my experience clubs are better than trying to get any service from the streets. Craigslist works, but can be unsafe.

If I were you, I'd go to an asian massage parlor. If they don't offer sex, you can at least enjoy a good massage.

I believe it can have been a german study, but can't say I ever read it.

didn't actually see a single one saying that

if you just want a handy and are up for a bit more of a chase: try an AMP

This is true. Off-street hookers are actually cleaner than ordinary women. They take STDs seriously, because they have to.

Well, if you are calling up a hooker, say you just wanna see her dance naked. No cops would go through with that. Then have some extra money on hand and ask to fuck when you get there.

Gets more expensive, but if you worry about cops it would be one way to avoid them.

I've seen some. I'm guessing it is due to bad experiences.

>Gets more expensive, but if you worry about cops it would be one way to avoid them.

is it illegal to pay someone to jack off watching them dance or nah

Visit a civilised country where it's legal.

all escort ads are on Backpage dating /personals

dont mention jacking off. Question is then, is it illegal to see someone naked.

>Visit a civilised country where it's legal.

not reasonable solution.

I rent pussy on the reg. Married for 17 years, but a whore will do what I want and we can part ways. Do it. Where do you live? Do you already have a girl picked out?

This seems like spam. Is this actually a real one? I have no idea what I'm looking for

I've paid for sex. I was just curious and my friend had told me about a time when he did it on backpages and he was an attractive guy so I though it must not be that weird. Found a thicc girl that I like. Called her over it was 120 could have gotten a hottie for that but whatever. She gives me a condom we fuck. I fuck the shit out her I come 2 time biggest loads I ever blew. Had to change the condom 3 time. Fuck her for 1 hour no breaks made her pussy work. Great tits great ass still jerk of to it to this day. I tried again later but the hooker I got was super shady and wouldn't give head wouldn't do much I gave her some weed and told her to get the fuck out. Guess I just got lucky.

Avoid that one. Google the numbers you find, try to find reviews. My town has a very active board on usasexguide.info, look there.

because they're affraid its really a pimp; looking to see the girl and decide whether to 'pressure' her into working for him... and/or weed out competition

Usually only 1 in 5 hookers will be really great.

that makes sense too.

Fucked over 50 different escorts over the last 5 years. All different pirces, ages, races, locations, personalities, experiences. Feel free to AMA. Last one I fucked was just a few days ago.

Wheres the faggot who always head straight into these threads in order to tell everyone he gets pussy free and that everyone who pays for it are losers?

I use a sideline number not my real one, and I text them.

This bitch is usssseeeeddd

I get pussy for free and everyone who pays for it are losers.

totally believe that. I assume where you live is a big part to.

Um, let me tell you a basic fact about hookers ...

what's your opinion on this ?

lmfao you made my day

you can find a good 18 year old who doesn't look like a washed up cunt yet for the same price and if she is independent shell probably be good

same here. I use to 'hobby' a few years back, saw a girl every other week or so, had a few regulars, it got expensive as shit, ran into some cash flow problems and was force to stop. If i didn't, I can't say i wouldn't still be doing it today. here's what I learned:

1) avoid 'young' girls who work in Duo's ... mostly likely means they work for a pimp, which means: revolving door service ... had some experience where, they didn't wash up after previous clients because they were booked too closely..
2) never hand them the money directly, when comes time to pay: put money on table or dresser.
3) I tend to stick with girls with 'amateur selfie' pics, more likely to be legit (and working independently, sans pimp)
4) ask about her service before you book, ie.. BBBJ, DATY, etc.. (learn the terms) .. confirm when you meet face to face...

who is this magnificent specimen?

if you video tape while your having sex it's not illegal youre just making art.

cont.
5) like stated above, if the situation looks sketch, bail out...
6) stick to more mature girls (25+); they tend to know what they are doing more...
7) Where i live, cops don't usually post fake ads. girls are more worried about cops baiting them, but Some girls even tell me that some cops will book; just to see if they are safe (ie. not being forced, underage,etc)., then go on their way. as long as they and their clients don't stir up shit, they'll leave them alone
8) ALWAYS cover up! .. pretty obvious, never see a girl that offers BBFS.

sauce on that perfection

I fucked the shit out of this Lithuanian escort last night. I have a gf but when I travel I always order myself a treat. The nice thing about escorts is that if they’re good, they can really empower your ego, and build up your self image.

>2) never hand them the money directly, when comes time to pay: put money on table or dresser.
Which they will immediately pick up - because they'll want to count it before going any further.

pic related?

yup.

... i had a few regulars, after a few times seeing them... didn't bother counting it (in front of me). I know its all fake, but it felt kinda nice having that level of trust...

If chosen correctly that number will be much higher. I usually do a lot of research before I meet. Read reviews, look at theit website, look at pictures, prices, etc.

In my experience it's been more like 3 out of 5 or 4 out of 5. Out of the 50 I've seen I've had probably 10-15 that were not "amazing" but still decent and maybe 5 that were just complete shit shows and not enjoyable

How did you order her?

Yeah man she's super nice.

For those of you bound to ask, this girl is the best one I've ever seen. Fucks and looks like a sexy cheerleader teenager. Gives amazing head. Incredible body and great personality. Pricey though. Hopefully I'll get to see her again.

Plenty more pics if anyone wants

I do wish to see more.

Do you have them come to your place or travel to them? Do you worry about people you know seeing them arrive / leave?

ok, go on.

That guy probably fucks them in hotel rooms.

Checken

What's a "good" price for an hour of banging?

I almost exclusively go to them. Sometimes in hotels when I'm traveling or don't want to go to them. Only had 1 come to me and that was after I was comfortable with her.

Here's another pic

>Budapest
Prostitution is illegal in Hungary

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It really depends on the girl. Age, looks, what services she offers. I've paid $50 and I've paid $500. But I would say most decent ones go for around $150 to $200

Yes, pic definitely related. Sorry about the watermark, she wanted extra for me to take pics.

what about this thot?

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I wanted to take her home with me

fuck me. how much do you pay out there?

First time I fucked her she was $250 for the hour but only because I talked her into it. She's usually 300-350

I was in Belgium, and searched for independent escorts. Booked the whole thing in about 5 minutes.

Nah.

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What stopped you?