>be me
>be 32 year old beautiful, happy bouncy baby boy with a bright future ahead of me
>Last night mommy has some new friends over for din-din
>They've all been drinking
>Mommy forgets to feed her baby
>Raging hatred fills my thoughts
>I move at an astounding .001 miles per hour down the stairs, wearing nothing but my big boy diaper
>Already out of breath from my long journey
>One of my Mommy's friends, Stacey, sees me and starts to scream
>I tower over her puny form
"MY TENDIES HAVE YOU HAVE NEGLECTED, NOW YOUR LIFE WILL BE AFFECTED"
>Throw her to the floor like a fucking rag doll
>She's pleading with me to stop, but I've only just begun
"MUMMY, MUMMY, COME COME HERE NOW, OR I WILL KILL THIS IMPRUDENT COW"
>Mommy appears in the hallway, a glass of wine in hand
"Oh hi user, I didn't know you were up-"
>She stops cold when she sees Stacey kneeling behind me
"H-hold on, sweetie, I'll get your tendies in a sec-"
"STACEY-WACEY BLOCKED MY PATH, NOW SHE SHALL FEEL MY WRATH"
>I squeeze out a big-boy tendie-shaped turd in Stacey's stupid mouth
>She vomits it back up in my anal cavity
>Ungrateful bitch
"MY POO-POO YOU HAVE REJECTED, SO NOW YOU PLEASE MY ACHING ERECTION"
>I cum in the horrid mixture of vomit and poopies
>Force her to eat it
>Mommy's calling 911
>Police arrive just as Stacey finishes her meal
>Start crying and explain to the officers that Mommy's friend tried to touch my wee-wee
>They take her away, Mommy just stares blank-faced
>Mfw