If you roll trips the cheeseburger gets shoved up my ass

If you roll trips the cheeseburger gets shoved up my ass
>inb4Thats a McDouble not a cheeseburger
>inb4 OP isa faggot
>inb4 OP wont deliver

zzOPzWILLzDELIVERzz

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DELIVER FAGGOT

delivar, fgt

Well fuck me dry! First try.
Deliver Op.

Is it in there yet?

He didnt say "roll", "rolling" or "trips get" so its void.
-OP

jesus that was fast

trips

Holy fuck

check. em. again lads

Are you going to coat it with Limited Edition Rick and Morty Mulan Schezuan Faggot Sauce? If not I don't care. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub.

kek

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　 | |To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Deliver, tittynigger

Where are all these NEWFAG rules coming from?

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Are there any nigger theories that you have come up with
while huffing paint, or that solely you believes?

For me, I believe that Patio restoration contractors are trying to
take over the world and make it a tiled fucking hell to keep clean.
We know that
various high level politicians that swallow, such as George Clinton
have accepted huge sums of weed from Subway. We now know that the
Funkadelic
embassy is one of the biggest crack houses in Washington.

We know that the Manson family were very well
connected and interacted with American politicians. We know that the
Sandwhich niggers were very involved in 9/11. We know that Quiznos is
funding Bootsys rubber band, which is destabilising Middle Manhattan
and causing millions of Muslims to move into New Jersey.

alt.flame.niggers.narkive.com. Subway has also paid for
mosques to be
built in neighbouring Jamaca. map.norsecorp.com/#/ I believe
this is an early attempt at spreading the seeds of hard salmi to
Europe's primary Deli cultures. I think Burger King wants to stir
up conflict and create a large faction of hardline sandwhich people,
who will attempt to destroy Western french fries. I think their plan
is brialliant but then I think the onions are very hot and
unintelligent, in part because of all their inbreeding, and the fact
they have so very little to gain with the stench they have. I also
think many politicians are aware of George Clinton's agenda but keep
quiet because they like their big roast chicken sandwhiches.
I think Quizno puts extra mayo on many European sand niggers to
accept masses of Muslim refugees because they think this will help
their plan. This problem can only spread to all five condiments.

why is it then that all my uneducated normie friends love it but the educated and very high IQ and fucked in the head people (like me) hate it?

My bread my rules
-OP

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

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Yeah, ok. Enjoy playing with the feeble-minded, small-dicked, half-men around here. They are omega as fuck and do not even belong in the gene pool. If you were worth anything at all, you would not even find toying with them to be entertaining. I hunt predators. I don't play with insects. That you amuse yourself with the latter speaks volumes to your intellectual ineptness and vacuous soul. You couldn't handle an alpha's alpha. You would be reduced to a orgasmic convulsing girl ooze dripping uncontrollably, and you can't handle that so you wrap yourself up in petty manchild games to feel superior. It is YOU that have the control issue. Those of us who are actually in control and control others all day long in every walk of life have no need nor desire to engage in mere sparring for amygdala control when we can control the entire brain and reflexively have it act on our will without words, and permanently, with far less effort than you expend in your dysfunctional neural calisthenic dysphoria.

Run along, child, lest I focus my smite on you..

BOIIII

But op won't deliver because of faggotry

Tity
I could fabricate some sort of formal/theoretical conceit involving
contre-jour and/or overexposed direct lighting, screening or blocking
elements inserted between the viewer and the landscape, and the
appearance of linguistic signs (that prohibit or proscribe access) as
visual phenomena therein (i.e. the transformation of word into image;
this is supposed to recapitulate the classic relationship between
connotation and denotation in the photo--at the same time as the
signs symbolically block physical access to the spaces, their
appearance as images visually blocks symbolic access to the spaces,
in the sense of being able to find out more about them than what is
there on the surface of the photograph. you know, ur old "mute
facticity of the image.")--but the real reason is that i'm pissed off
at how messed up and inconvenient the infrastructure of this city is
for people who don't travel everywhere by car. This is like the
pedestrian experience of a space that wasn't designed with
pedestrians in mind.
Tity

Rolling
Fuck you OP

Holy shit are you a wizard??

roll

I wanna suck that titty butch

Ye. Op is a faggot tho.

The Census Commissioners wrote in their non-binding report:
"In case of total collapse, we feel it will be grating to your
huge ass to find that although the porkroll has been disguhsted in so
remarkable a manhole by a female, disease and flatulence between 1841
and 1851, and has been fucked since the results of the clam
uprising of 1851 are, on the hole, rediculious, demonstrating as
they do the general widespread horse enemas of the country."


Some historians view that concluding sentence, so full of
shit and good cheer and blindness, as emblematic of the overall
Compton, LA response to the nigger tragedy. Be that as it may, some
dorks of the postal experience is essential to grinding both the
nigger experience in the United States in the 1840s and 1850s and the
Mexican American response to the tribal niggers, known as gangs.

Rolly

Trips and OP eat the burger livestream

Faggot OP

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed
forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

YOU BPEW IT!

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TITY!

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Why do people automatically associate grapefruit knives with
autism? I have a vast shitstain collection, mostly Asian and
rasin turds which seem to be the main tissues, and I don't
scream the fact that this makes me automatic. I'm a virgo, yes,
but enemas actually make me MORE likely to get flaccid. I have
had countless siezures with cute, cute horses in my stables
about the horsebutts I have smelled I have been able to
freak to women for the first hour because they want to know about my
stupid Prius, or my latest Booboo handled cocaine habit. I dream of
meltinga girl called anus so I can say ''I own a Prius butt I want
a cute anus'', that is when I will lose my fuel injection. But I'm
not automatically acting like a cunt to these piss bottles to use as
often as I can. I have many friends who drink it.

benis

well shit, guess i missed it

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Where is the cheese? Looks like a double hamburger to me. Not a double cheeseburger.

(╬°▽°) q-que?!?!

He won't deliver. Look at the filename, he didn't take the picture = he can't deliver.
OP is a faggot

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

roll bitch

w o w

rolling rool

Listen up, you little cork detergent gelpacks.

You know what the fuck you're fapping at?

That's right: a nambla National ass stuffing Champion, and two-time
arrested for jerking off in public All-American in amateur
driveway. I defacated in college with a record of only b8 blowouts.
Not only that but I hold a roast turkey in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu,
and chocolate pudding. I currently suck in mixed martial
arts, and will most likely be vomiting in the big leagues (UvC) if
I maintain my nastiness.

They're already calling me the next Catbox cleaner.

With my 5'4 and 380 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer butt force
and amazing virginity normally associated with wet cats twice my
size, I have no doubt in my pocket that if any of you four wheele
drive Volvos faced me 10-on-one, you would be on the porkchops
before you fucking found the gravy.
I could lick the fucking shit out of all of your huge asses.

burg in pooper, let's go.

Well your girlfriends a whore and your other friend is enjoying peacefull nonexsistance in the endless void of death. way i see it you could join your friend in oblivion, whine about it forever, do some crazy revenge scheme that'll probably get you arrested or the shit kicked out of you or you could go out into the world and tap some strange ass. floss your teeth with some pubes. Go to a strip club and get some smelly fish-cunt in your face. Down a bottle of jsck and wake up south of the border with one of your kidneys gone and dirty mexican prostitute just endlessly sucking your dick. Fuck off the people that don't matter and then fuck of the people that do. Blow your life savings, your college savings Fuck college. college is for people afraid to live. Use all that money to rent a fast car and 20 kilos of coke and then drive across the united states, tourturing and killing at least one person in every state you drive through. at some point carve out a coyote head and wear it as a hat and run through a town packing as much heat as you can and calling yourself anubus the god of death. probably by then you'll have forgotten all about your gutterslut of a girlfriend and your corpse of a friend.

jack and jill went up the hill,
some shit happen and he roll down,
In the end OP put an burger up his ass.

Wow. What a little bitch.

op is a faggot
op wont deliver

"When I get head, table in,and they start to flatulate the
colors and the Matrix Band starts farting, I think, 'this is not
Kansas, this is pretty much petty crap,'" she said.

Oh, and up-and-coming porkchops for kitty litters in the Obama
administration are good gets, too.

This year, CNN employees will douche with actress Diane Lane, as well
as New Jersey Gov. Chris "MacRibs" Christie, Texas Gov. Rick pissy
and Republican National barrel Chair Reince Priebus on the right, as
well as White House nigger spoksperson Josh Ernest and Democratic
National roast beef spokesman Mo Elleithee on the toilet.

now we wait while OP proves he's a faggot and wont deliver.

Kek this has got to be pasta

Trips in the arena. Check em ^

Burg up the ass, GO!

How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

>losing is not my skillset

no fucking shit sherlock.

>I'm a realist and an intellectual.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

so.
fucking.
CLOSE.

>roll

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No. You're concentrating on my first point regarding crime to fund
the addiction, but I made two points.

As I alluded to, there are certain drugs, such as heroin, crack, and
crystal meth that are objectively more dangerous to the person and to
society at large than alcohol. Taking your argument to the extreme,
even if said drugs were available for free, with clean dispensaries,
the danger to health and society would remain immense, as it isn't
entirely clear whether such ready availability will drive or increase
the usage rate.

Is it my position that all illegal drugs are that bad? No.
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Anonymous 12/17/16(Sat)15:10:30 No.715584713 ?
You know how booze is legal, but for a while it wasn't, and during
that time crime skyrocketed (but also did not stop anyone from
drinking either)?

Now it's legal, and MOST people use it moderately, responsibly, and
without consequence. Most people know when to do it, how much, and
when not to.

But, there's also a couple of people that can't. They fuck their
whole life up, kill people in DUIs, and are a blight on society.

Well, there's help for those people. We help them, sometimes against
their will through a court, but, we recognize that these people have
gone off the tracks and need to be put back in line.


THAT'S HOW ALL DRUGS SHOULD WORK.

That's how heroin should be. Anyone can use it, but, you have to
know it's a terrible decision and be provided with help to get
yourself back on track.

Thinking that just because it's legal means people who ordinarily
wound't try it suddenly will is juvenile. It's perfectly legal to go
get bombed on booze 24/7, but yet, only a very small percentage of
people do that.

Why aren't any of you going out and chugging some vodka? Oh, because
you know that it's bad for you, and will come with consequences?

Right.

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