Need a Bremain gf edition
/brit/
eyyy
don't think about other cities at all.
t. sydney inhabitant
>my mates have been declined entry to several places in sydney because they had qld id
find this extremely hard to believe
*cucks you all*
Don't even have a wife and I'm getting cucked. This is what it's like to be white in Britain now...
nope, 100% happened. they presented qld id weren't allowed in. then they went elsewhere. this was around the time geordie shore was filming in sydney and were told at another place that they may be there that night so sydney residents only.
from what i remember, they got knocked back from 4 or 5 places because of their id's
drugs are for dummies edition
It's the future you chose you white cunt
excellent post
I literally have no issues with non whites or non brits in the UK. I've lived in other places and intend to do so in the future so I can't complain lol
I'm the alt-right's idea of a cuck e.g. not a racist
might pop out for a fag
where you actually with them when it happened? I just find a lot of people will be obviously fucked out of their mind on booze/ drugs so they come up with excuses on why the bouncers didn't let them in. not too hard to imagine some anti-qld bias when you feel foreign in other city
I usually go to places where they aren't too picky with the clientele though (unless you're out of it)
flatmates have clogged both sinks
why do people put all food down the sink? thats just daft
shitting my guts out lads
Not a fan of the weather today if I'm being perfectly honest
Good thing I have no reason to ever leave the house heh heh heh
made a big bowl of spaghetti meatballs but I wasn't hungry, only ate about half and smushed the rest down the drain
they were probably just paranoid about their bogan attitude showing
>almost 5pm
Not a fan of Mondays but they seem to go quicker than most other days.
Did a shit in the sink and pushed it down the train with my bare hands
My autismo flatmate is gonna go mental
does beer go off after a few months if unrefrigerated?
t. non-drinker runt
one guy wasn't really drinking because he was on pain meds and got told not to mix them with piss. iirc one bouncer did say something about them being from qld but i cant remember exactly so im not going to quote it.
Gonna fry an egg lads
Just try and stop me
some cunt just went down the road blasting crazy frog out of his car
Good, fuck Queenslanders.
irl shitposting
Just think how big the Jewish population of Europe would be if Hitler never did his thing...
fuck off murderer
I tried
choons
8 in a row
Everyone's a racist
some sort of maggot-like creature just crawled out of my dick
this is probably one of those things I shouldn't just ignore
cuck's a funny word desu. people who use it think it destroys all arguments and is incredibly insulting while everyone else thinks it sounds a bit spacky and doesn't really mean much. quite an impotent word tbqh.
Why would that be a bad thing? Whites breeding with with Jewish people would raise the collective IQ of humanity.
is all the hatred for queenslanders in sydney really over something as petty as state of origin?
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i deadset think it has something to do with it desu hahahahaha
what
I DNT LIEK DRUMF
Didn't say it would be, don't label me a racist.
Would love a cute jewess
was probably this desu. if you have a large group of loud guys queuing who are clearly out of town and going to get more fucked than usual (and aren't bringing in any girls) they'll target you
imagine it would just be because they handed him a qld license and he said "oh you're from qld", I remember hearing something about a certain fake license that looks like a qld one or that bouncers are trained to recognise different licenses or something
probably cancer-sperm
*enters thread*
*generic WWE intro rock music starts playing*
>bouncer
>trained
taking a shite
take a pic for the lads
Thoughts on a United Ireland?
congratulations, you're a father
Don't tell everyone or we'll all wan....fuck brb wanna go shite
just got back from having a fag
*does a poo in your coffee*
*you don't notice a difference*
I think you have to do some shit courses here to do it legally, doesn't stop them all from being fat cunt islanders
it's because they're mongs that vote in mong politicians
the average person in sydney wouldn't have a clue who johnathan thurston is
just saw some runt having a fag
...
just had a delicious coffee lads
>15 minutes
stop skiving from /brit/
*but i did notice*
*swaps my coffee for your coffee*
*you don't notice*
Girl responded to 3 of my messages so I asked her out
Giz a prayer lads
>coffee
runt fodder
>implying islanders aren't the sickest cunts australia has
...
sorry, was having a bit of chitchat
you sound like a britfeel refugee haha
why did they cast someone who can barely speak english let alone act as wonder woman
iccies lad
Isn't britfeel /r9k/?
Don't think they'd be the type to date
Thought Enoch was just a Rorke but he was actually pretty based
but they're the type to ask some bird out over facebook after exchanging 3 messages
dunno lad don't watch capeshit
only watch warkino me
abc.net.au
>dozens of young people are recording dangerously high lead levels after sniffing aviation fuel.
Ah yes
Dating site mate. I prefer to wait for longer but some girls lose interest quickly so I just take the safe bet.
mfw
something something jews something something white genocide something something dr.pavel i'm cia something something just
considering pulling an all nighter to reset the ol' 'eep' 'cle
hope you're talking about tinder here
anything else is just weird
awful idea
just consistently wake up at 7 or 8am for a few days and you'll be right
Solid plan, works 8/10!
t.shlomo o'connor
Have more success on OKC. If it gets me a date with a girl I like then don't care.
I posted it again :)
I've done it successfully 4 or 5 times this year already
am an insomniac me
made this last night but forgot fell asleep before I could post it
shat the bed last night. still haven't cleaned it up.
what happened to the lad trapped in his bedroom?
was hoping all the computers in work would be hacked by that wannacry virus
they weren't though and I still have to work
>OKC
*looks around room in horror*
and you actually live here?
if you've had to do it 4-5 times it clearly isn't working
wake up at a consistent time, force yourself to get out of bed and do exercise (earlier the better) without succumbing to a nap in the middle of the day
it was a fantasy
youtube.com
Australians have no culture? Umm think again sweetie x
oneitis told me about her bf fucking her
dire
what type of lass is desperate enough for OK cupid?
yeah
especially considering we use linux
*opens /brit/*
*you all run to me giggling hysterically and tugging at my robes*
hello children, hello
*you all walk with me showing me the good posts you made*
*I laugh and humour you, tussling your hair and patting you*
"M-Mr J, w-w-w-will you be doing any runt p-p-posts today?"
*i laugh joyously and tell you all to carry on*
*watch you all posting from afar with a proud smile*
saw the ex in town
she said hi
pretended not to see or hear her
but when I go to bed at a normal time (10pm) I don't fall asleep until 1 or 2am
told my bff about fucking my bf :)
he's the sweatest
highschool memories desu
did you move to nz purely because of that scene where gandalf walks into the shite (shire sorry typo)?