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eyyy

don't think about other cities at all.
t. sydney inhabitant

>my mates have been declined entry to several places in sydney because they had qld id

find this extremely hard to believe

*cucks you all*

Don't even have a wife and I'm getting cucked. This is what it's like to be white in Britain now...

nope, 100% happened. they presented qld id weren't allowed in. then they went elsewhere. this was around the time geordie shore was filming in sydney and were told at another place that they may be there that night so sydney residents only.

from what i remember, they got knocked back from 4 or 5 places because of their id's

drugs are for dummies edition

It's the future you chose you white cunt

excellent post

I literally have no issues with non whites or non brits in the UK. I've lived in other places and intend to do so in the future so I can't complain lol

I'm the alt-right's idea of a cuck e.g. not a racist

might pop out for a fag

where you actually with them when it happened? I just find a lot of people will be obviously fucked out of their mind on booze/ drugs so they come up with excuses on why the bouncers didn't let them in. not too hard to imagine some anti-qld bias when you feel foreign in other city

I usually go to places where they aren't too picky with the clientele though (unless you're out of it)

flatmates have clogged both sinks
why do people put all food down the sink? thats just daft

shitting my guts out lads

Not a fan of the weather today if I'm being perfectly honest

Good thing I have no reason to ever leave the house heh heh heh

made a big bowl of spaghetti meatballs but I wasn't hungry, only ate about half and smushed the rest down the drain

they were probably just paranoid about their bogan attitude showing

>almost 5pm
Not a fan of Mondays but they seem to go quicker than most other days.

Did a shit in the sink and pushed it down the train with my bare hands

My autismo flatmate is gonna go mental

does beer go off after a few months if unrefrigerated?
t. non-drinker runt

one guy wasn't really drinking because he was on pain meds and got told not to mix them with piss. iirc one bouncer did say something about them being from qld but i cant remember exactly so im not going to quote it.

Gonna fry an egg lads

Just try and stop me

some cunt just went down the road blasting crazy frog out of his car

Good, fuck Queenslanders.

irl shitposting

Just think how big the Jewish population of Europe would be if Hitler never did his thing...

fuck off murderer

I tried

choons

8 in a row

Everyone's a racist

some sort of maggot-like creature just crawled out of my dick

this is probably one of those things I shouldn't just ignore

cuck's a funny word desu. people who use it think it destroys all arguments and is incredibly insulting while everyone else thinks it sounds a bit spacky and doesn't really mean much. quite an impotent word tbqh.

Why would that be a bad thing? Whites breeding with with Jewish people would raise the collective IQ of humanity.

is all the hatred for queenslanders in sydney really over something as petty as state of origin?

doubt.jpg

i deadset think it has something to do with it desu hahahahaha

what

I DNT LIEK DRUMF

Didn't say it would be, don't label me a racist.

Would love a cute jewess

was probably this desu. if you have a large group of loud guys queuing who are clearly out of town and going to get more fucked than usual (and aren't bringing in any girls) they'll target you

imagine it would just be because they handed him a qld license and he said "oh you're from qld", I remember hearing something about a certain fake license that looks like a qld one or that bouncers are trained to recognise different licenses or something

probably cancer-sperm

*enters thread*
*generic WWE intro rock music starts playing*

>bouncer
>trained

taking a shite

take a pic for the lads

Thoughts on a United Ireland?

congratulations, you're a father

Don't tell everyone or we'll all wan....fuck brb wanna go shite

just got back from having a fag

*does a poo in your coffee*
*you don't notice a difference*

I think you have to do some shit courses here to do it legally, doesn't stop them all from being fat cunt islanders

it's because they're mongs that vote in mong politicians

the average person in sydney wouldn't have a clue who johnathan thurston is

just saw some runt having a fag

...

just had a delicious coffee lads

>15 minutes
stop skiving from /brit/

*but i did notice*
*swaps my coffee for your coffee*
*you don't notice*

Girl responded to 3 of my messages so I asked her out

Giz a prayer lads

>coffee
runt fodder

>implying islanders aren't the sickest cunts australia has

...

sorry, was having a bit of chitchat

you sound like a britfeel refugee haha

why did they cast someone who can barely speak english let alone act as wonder woman

iccies lad

Isn't britfeel /r9k/?

Don't think they'd be the type to date

Thought Enoch was just a Rorke but he was actually pretty based

youtube.com/watch?v=dc26aTCwyYM

but they're the type to ask some bird out over facebook after exchanging 3 messages

dunno lad don't watch capeshit

only watch warkino me

abc.net.au/news/2017-05-15/aviation-fuel-sniffing-on-elcho-island-a-public-emergency/8521020

>dozens of young people are recording dangerously high lead levels after sniffing aviation fuel.

Ah yes

>facebook

Dating site mate. I prefer to wait for longer but some girls lose interest quickly so I just take the safe bet.

mfw

something something jews something something white genocide something something dr.pavel i'm cia something something just

considering pulling an all nighter to reset the ol' 'eep' 'cle

hope you're talking about tinder here

anything else is just weird

awful idea

just consistently wake up at 7 or 8am for a few days and you'll be right

Solid plan, works 8/10!

t.shlomo o'connor

Have more success on OKC. If it gets me a date with a girl I like then don't care.

I posted it again :)

I've done it successfully 4 or 5 times this year already

am an insomniac me

made this last night but forgot fell asleep before I could post it

shat the bed last night. still haven't cleaned it up.

what happened to the lad trapped in his bedroom?

was hoping all the computers in work would be hacked by that wannacry virus
they weren't though and I still have to work

>OKC

*looks around room in horror*

and you actually live here?

if you've had to do it 4-5 times it clearly isn't working

wake up at a consistent time, force yourself to get out of bed and do exercise (earlier the better) without succumbing to a nap in the middle of the day

it was a fantasy

youtube.com/watch?v=USl1W_2zwZ4

Australians have no culture? Umm think again sweetie x

oneitis told me about her bf fucking her

dire
what type of lass is desperate enough for OK cupid?

yeah
especially considering we use linux

*opens /brit/*
*you all run to me giggling hysterically and tugging at my robes*
hello children, hello
*you all walk with me showing me the good posts you made*
*I laugh and humour you, tussling your hair and patting you*
"M-Mr J, w-w-w-will you be doing any runt p-p-posts today?"
*i laugh joyously and tell you all to carry on*
*watch you all posting from afar with a proud smile*

saw the ex in town
she said hi
pretended not to see or hear her

but when I go to bed at a normal time (10pm) I don't fall asleep until 1 or 2am

told my bff about fucking my bf :)
he's the sweatest

highschool memories desu

did you move to nz purely because of that scene where gandalf walks into the shite (shire sorry typo)?