USA vs Honduras WCQ Thread #3

USA 6 (six) - Honduras 0

Lleget, Dempsey, Bradley, PulisGOAT

>Pulishit

He sucks

third for proud cuck

Any of you faggots know where the US NT is staying for their match here? I'll try to get Pulisic's autograph

WENGER OUT I SAY

First for PulisGOD

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what were you doing when you were 18? hopefully it had nothing to do with Sup Forums

you're a faggot

>You will never be a Spanish/Portueguese conquistador
>you will always be Anglo scum

Guys, why did we have to get colonized by the most uncultured and soulless bunch of cucks in Europe?

You have to go back.

If scoring 3 goals is called a hat-trick, what is getting 3 assists called?

CHI

Ass-play

cuck-trick

>Last in group

Is the US in danger of not qualifying?

2ez4(You)s

Y-y-yeah...

Failure

I have unironically (and unapologetically) been here since 2006. I ain't even mad tho since life has turned out fine.

did you see that shot by wisconsin

i'm here

A helping handy

Altidore is so fucking bad holy shit

Ok my dude, we get it, you want to fit in. Just calm down

>6-0

wew lads, not bad not bad
I guess klinsi really was the problem

>pulisic scored
>just like me about an hour ago with a nice 8/10 qt

what a successful night for the both of us :)

>oldtidore

>Altidore

>altidore

Just realized that my collection is lacking an Iraq flag

Altidore is not starter material.

>ALTISHIT AGAIN

I was playing d1 college vball and on Sup Forums

>lieing on Sup Forums
get a fucking life

>ALTIDORE

>6-0
Is Honduras going to join us?

I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
> FIGHT AND WIN
SEE YOU IN RUSSIA
beat panama and its gg ez

Fucking Altishit.

BREMEN
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Played soccer like pulisic. Pick up game against the local chicanos.

Arena formed a system around the players
Klinsmann kept trying to fit squares into round holes

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

so what was his name, bro?

>loltidore
>pinto
>pulishit

wow

your keeper is no sweeper i'll tell you that

altidore the typa nigga that didnt make it into basketball and had to pick between povertyball and boreball

that was sunderland-tier altidore

>it's an Altidore is playing just to fill the black bull quota episode

>lieing
CHI

Getting raped does not count as a date, Cenk.

t. Getting raped

>pulisic gives a golden chance
>altidore turns it to shit

My asshole hurts and I'm not even Honduran

It's not so much the lying as it is actually bragging about having had sex. Maybe it's because people here are young but once you hit 21 you'll realize how fucking easily attainable and mundane sex is.

Welp

kek

fake and gay

im gonna play soccer against mexicans sunday morning it's gonna get heated they better not call me a gringo i kno what that means

>giving a fuck about my grammar
it's America. no one gives a shit

Underrated post

Howard has never been anything over than a shot stopper

That quality can blur people's opinion
Doesn't mean he's not the best keeper we have though

Nothing, don't be stupid.

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>t. Getting raped
like, currently?

Most people here aren't even 18 yet. They're not going to do shit with their lives anyway so your point is still valid

Pic

Altidore dat one nigga that act thug around his white friends but cross the street when he see black folk walking his direction

When they could you near the box you should whisper to them, "build that Wall".

He means our team getting raped.

fucking samefag

At least bolillo sounds cuter.

Honduras drew Mexico in the Azteca in September
It eliminated Canada

>that shirtless guy behind the net with curly ginger body hair
absolutely disgusting

all these virgins get mad at the nazi for getting laid.
oh i am laffin

>dempsey
He's been doing fine, but still made me kek.

rip user

nah

I believe that we will win.

Boy this really helped that terrible GD we had.

>brooks out
>buildup turns to shit

>malt beverage
NOT FERMENTED!!!

You hear Lorde's new songs?

They're fantastic.

Hes haitian, grew up with the game

Ironically there no "other sport rejects" in the us team like literally everyone thinks

DEMPSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

kept a clean sheet, which is enough i guess, but he should stop panicking whenever he gets the ball, it makes all the defenders nervous

What's up with these bright ass colored cleats? What happened to the simple black pair? Are players blind?

B-b-but Doyle told me Brooks was shit!

what?

>lettin women steal your primal fluids empowering their witch power and destroying your mental defenses against jews

lmao

yeh i heard green light and one other that was about being used they are swell

Brooks was just cramping. He is fine.

CHI

He's fucking dehydrated?!?

how the fuck do you get dehydrated as a professional athlete

He is

Yedlin literally did other sports before settling with soccer for college.

> haitians
> divegrass

just because theyre poor doesnt mean they play the sport m8, thats kinda racist if you ask me

god

DAMMIT

ALTIDORE

>professional athlete
>lol forgot to drink water

What's should be USA's philosophy?

>3dpd
Not even once.

Also
>altidore

>Brooks with dehydration

What the fuggg