The Chosen One

At one point will we be calling him the GOAT?

When he starts eating grass

literally who?

is he a semen sluper?

I already do

When he scores a hat-trick in the world cup

soon, child

He's already better than your goat, that De Guzman clown.

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1. NEYMAR
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>de guzman
>better than paul stalteri

>stalteri
oh the flashbacks, the memories

Thanks, Bruce.

>flashbacks
>memories
>plural

>against concacaf opposition

>implying he didn't style on Real Madrid and multiple other teams in the CL and Bundes this season

here's your (you) friend

shut the fuck up that nigga was constitent

He reminds me of a young Landon Donovan or Brian McBride. Feel like we're watching history in the making.

...

>young Landon Donovan

This fucking meme needs to die. Donovan himself said during the broadcast that Pulisic is lightyears ahead of where he was when he was 18. Pulisic is already better than Donovan was at his peak.

can we make a pulisic meme so he's on the next Sup Forums roster?

Pulisic is far more clinical and decisive than Landycakes was at the same age.

sup

THANK YOU BASED PULISLICK

'no'.

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Why are you posting your B team mexico? I don't understand what that has to do with this thread

>pulisc pulling 6/10 brunettettes just like me
c-can i be an pro athlete lads??

He's already better than Donovan.