>stubbed my toe getting out of the shower
>I Hurt Myself Today starts playing
Stubbed my toe getting out of the shower
>beating my wife
>Imagine starts playing
>Accidentally touch some biker's ass in a dive bar
>This Charming Man starts playing
>fighting some zipperheads in Vietnam
>It Wasn't Me by Shaggy starts playing
>the year is 2000 and I spend my freetime beating up gooks
>walk into a biker bar
>Bad To The Bone starts playing
>walk into a bar
>I Hurt Mysef Today starts playing
>the window is open and a draft blows in
>It Ain't Me starts playing
...
>Fortunate Son by CCR comes on the radio
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>Driving down Sunset Blvd.
>"California, Rest In Peace (Simultaneous Release Remix)" starts play
>walk into the club
>like what up I got a big cock
>walk out of the club
>In da Club by 50 Cent stops playing
>walk into a 50s themed restaurant
>Ba Baba Ba Ba Ba-ba Ba Baba Ba Baba Ba Da Dang-a Dang a Dinga Dong Ding Dong starts playing
It's not as funny when you samefag dude
...
>walking in school halls
>we don't need no education starts playing
>outside of the clun
>in da club
autism
cringe
Check em
>accidentally dropped my sister's baby
>it's blind now
>whoop there it is starts playing
>throw my infant child out of a 53rd floor window
>Tears in Heaven starts playing
>illegally downloads software
>paranoia paranoia everybodys coming to get me starts playing
>at a funeral for my friend who drowned
>i can't swim by jeff buckley starts playing
>beating my dick
>Eric Carmen's All By Myself starts playing
>make tutorial in YouTube
>Dreamscape by 009 Sound System starts playing
>enter my house
>Splash 1 by 13th Floor Elevators starts playing
>download Robert Fripp's entire discography
>In the Court of the Crimson King starts playing
>Having sex with girl in my owl themed ship
>Hallelujah by Leo Cohen starts playing
That isn't funny, he didn't do that
What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
a bag cocaine won't scream while falling off a sky scraper
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window
>make a major social faux pas or otherwise humiliated
>hello darkness my old friend