About to be kicked out of my parents house. AMA

About to be kicked out of my parents house. AMA

Get a life and then kys

Why dont ya get a fucking job ya freeloader?

RIP John Dunsworth

Are you going to live under a bridge or in a van down by the river.

why kicked out?

Why does your pa look like Hinter S Thompson?

Why do you think Mr Lahey looks like Hunter S Thompson?
Autism

can't find a job. On and off drug use

No he looks like red foreman

you should thank them for making you step up and be a goddamn adult

what do you want to be when you grow up?

Well go get some help then. My cousin is dead from drug use. Is that what you want for yourself? Don't be all emo and gay and tell me you do because deep down you don't. And if you really do, you need to go get some help. Stop being such a faggot and get some fucking help.

Why the fuck has no one acknowledged these trips?

When on drugs, "can't" = "won't"

Ditch the shit and start acting like an adult

tell them you found god

Got any money or skills to get a job?

Officer Jim Lahey was a goddamn hero! # Dicks out for Randy!

Is Mr Lahey your dad?

Sucks. How old?
Got any plans? Any friend willing to throw u a bed for a bunch of days?

No. Philadelphia Collins

How old are you?

How much for peepeesucky

How old u?

rip
>baaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

If you are over 18 simply refuse to move out. If your belongings are in the house and have lived there for a significant amount of time they will need a court order and eviction notice. If you are under 18 parents usually just call CPS.

where did you go op there are unanswered questions

I'm bout to be 23. Yeah I could probably couch surf for a week or two tops. Idk.

I know this but it sucks staying in a place you aren't wanted.

consider sex for cash.

>it sucks staying in a place you aren't wanted.

That sounds like everywhere for you, failfag.

plant drugs in their house and call the police. let them in for a search.
tell them they have to pay for an apartment for you to live in or you'll cause them more trouble than its worth.

Wait til they leave, pack only what you can fit in your car and just leave.

Live in your car for a week, it builds character.

Come live with me op. We can have good faggoty times.

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If worse comes to worse, the best thing to do is prepare with essentials. And I know its easier said than done, but you need to chill for a while with the "on & off" drug thing.

I'm currently 18 and was threatened by my step-dad that if I didn't find a job within the month, I would be kicked out. Although I doubt it, because my family knows my step-dad is batshit insane, but the point is I found a job that same week.

>Lay off drugs for a while
>Put in some effort at the house while you can
>Look for any and all job listings, at least one is bound to hire you
>kiss ass a little bit, do things you wouldn't normally do

Best of luck to you

Fuck off cheeseburger dumpster

Ahh you cunt

Fuck off randy.
Where you live now op?