What should be my loadout to shoot up my beaner school where my only friend is a retarded faggot because I wanna make...

What should be my loadout to shoot up my beaner school where my only friend is a retarded faggot because I wanna make fukkin columbine look like a bad joke also I have a budget of 2606.46 $

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goddamn please tell me everything u know about that picture lmao

2 side arms, 2 primary, tons of ammo, have you shot firearms before or just being edgy.

How fast can you reload a 9mm clip? Assuming you wont be pulling a paddock and rolling in there with 10 ar-15s

load up with beans.

M416 with jungle style mags, two m9s with extended mags, dynamite, m4 with drum mag, boom dead bitches everywhere.

a big black dildo

location so i dont get a cap in me?

Why not just one primary and back pack o clips.

Columbine faggots had firecrackers and a dud propane bomb that only set a small fire in the cafeteria. While they were doing stupid shit like that, most of the kids had already run out of the building.

Just prepare to unload as much ammo as you can, then spend 30 minutes reloading all the clips then start unloading again. Repeat util you dead

filing tip to fbi right now user

Make sure you're not in Texas, I carry on campus along with a lot of other students. Most of those that carry are either cops or vets so you won't get very far.

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If it jams you're fucked.

I would actually suggest 3 Glock 17s with the regular 17+1 mags and lots of the 33rd mags.

You carry three so you have a backup in case you can't reload, or if one jams. Three means one can jam and you still have two working guns.

Be a sportsman, OP. Do it the way cho showed us; handguns only.

The guns will only cost $1500-1800. You could buy 2000rd of 9mm JHP for maybe $1000 in bulk. Find some cheap mags (30 for $100-200ea) and you're at budget.

You want Glock 17s with glock 18 mags

>Clips
Fucking pleb they're called magazines. You reload them with clips or by hand. Seeing how steel mags go for about $7 a piece nowadays you'd be better off buying 30. If you can't get the job done with 900 rounds you're not doing it right. But here's where my white night comes out. Don't kill these fags as much as they may deserve it. Just run off man, go to Mexico fuck hookers and do blow with that $2600. You'll feel a fuck ton better with yourself. At least good enough to ride out the rest of your short life with whatever STD or drug addiction you acquired there. That's a fuck ton better way to go than by mass shooting and a fuck ton more fun too. Maybe you'll even get to kill some of the hookers.

sad story Pinocchio

go hard mode and only use edge weapons or even better ice pick. learn to 1 stab kill and silently start taking them out till people start to notice something is going on but not where its from. always play on noghtmare mode

Tfw when you got your browning model 8 with a cut stock and barrel you got from some random black guy in the hood and 300 rounds on stripper clips but you get tipped off

If you know so much about this why don't you do it?

IDk why they don't just pick a room with like 30 kids in it and kill them as fast as possible. Most shootings are like maybe 20-30 kids at most. Body counts should be much higher

glocks seem best. full auto + small

Ok do us a favor and go hug the nearest grizzly bear.

>sees tab
Mah nigga

The browning model 8 takes stripper clips you moron

Nice artistic work of fiction you have here op.
>go expensive albeit budget conscious as possible with the primary weapon.
>i suggest 22. semi automatic rifle.
>go to whatever lengths necessary to get large capacity magazines.
>virtually no kick
>incredibly quiet
>cheap small units of ammunition
>sidearm should also be 22.
>this is the most cost effective method
>highest score probability

Moonman will be so proud.

I’m thinking of a stolen target pistol as I can take down people accurately

22. Isn’t much of a killing caliber mabye if I modified it to full auto but it isn’t much of a killer I was thinking more in the area of 9mm to a 410. Shotgun

Moron the model 8 takes stripper clips

goodnight boys see y’all on the shooting that I’m probably gonna pussy out on