I pay a group of people $800 a month to paint my grass green

I pay a group of people $800 a month to paint my grass green
Ama

How does it feel to be ripped off?

why haven't you killed your self

hahahahahahaha


I could paint there lawn green for under 100 dollars. just need to get a 5 gal bucket of green paint.

i painted a buddies front yard green it cost him $35 for the stuff i did it for steak and beer. lasted all summer. looks great.

Not really being ripped off, on the spreadsheet they gave me it shows a gallon of their environmentally safe ultra green deluxe lawn care spray costs $230
I like my life.

What does it feel like to have sex with your cousin? Asking for a friend!

Send me some shekels user, I want a green lawn.

Fuck, for $800 a month, buy a sprinkler system and leave it on 24/7

youre a fucking idiot op.

cheers

>I like my life
Then why are you here?

why not just have a sprinkler thrown on your lawn and leave it on, it'll cost you less.

Can you get other colors? I'd gladly pay that if I could get my lawn painted brown.

what do you do for a living?
besides taking black cock 7 days a week

Fuck you blue grass master race reporting in

What do they use to do it? And does it make your feet green? Do you have city water or well water?

interested in this.

can i get more than one color at once? can i get designs and shit painted into my lawn?

Like an American flag?

I like seeing what the lower half does with their free time
Entrepreneur
I live in LA and they still haven't taken away the water restrictions
Yeah but green is good
Deluxe Environment Safe Paint is all i know of the name. Nope, once it's on it doesn't come off easy, and city water

>I live in LA
why haven't you just replaced your lawn with a new state?

That sounds cool I. I live in a rural place so i was thinking more like messages for people flying over.

did you have much difficulty deciding upon the colour?

What would you say? just curious

"Show me your tits" would be funny or draw a giant cow making sex to a beaver

>Yeah but green is good
But it could be blue? Or America? Can my lawn be America colored?

"show me your tits" would be awesome but only for the other guys on the plane.

i hadn't thought of a big drawing. are these lawn-painters intricate enough for that?

No clue user just thinking up goofy shit

>I like seeing what the lower half does with their free time
Very alpha response user

>getting your lawn painted green

im starting to think that maybe america does need to be taken down a peg