Tell me something interesting about yourself!

Tell me something interesting about yourself!

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I make women fall in love with me without much effort outside of continued persistence. I'm not that attractive and this is pretty much my only way to getting laid cause I have no game.

I left my lovely gf for somebody else and came back to her a year later, she still loved me and took me back. We've been together for 2 years now and things are great, but I still feel terrible. I had sex with someone else in that year.

How are you persistent without being creepy?

Who was the someone else? I'm curious

Well I spent 5 minutes trying to think of something interesting about me and I got nothing.

Im in a relationship with a pregnant 18 year old. Im 21. We live 10 mins away and I only see her 1 every 2 and a half weeks. Its very draining. We fuck everytime we see each other but its just not going to be enough. She says she cant tell her parents about me because they dont want her dating. Think I should leave?

Not my kid.

Surely you have some kind of abnormality that's unique?

>leave a pregnant girl

user... Tell her parents, you're a part of her life whether they like it or not. Unless you're not the father? In which case, dip the fuck out

I'm in a band thats pretty popular

What instrument do you play? Or are you a dirty singer that has no real talent that needs to be practiced?

I have a hard time breaking up. I know I should but its going to hurt.

Dirty singer who can't sing worth a shit actually.

What's the deal with the father? If he's not an absolute scumbag tell her that her baby needs his legitimate father

JAMES LABRIE???!??!!!!??

Cold bear thread?

>Surely you have some kind of abnormality that's unique?

I have a moustache .

Ha, funny. But might as well be, people have complained about our vocals

so you're a pedo ?

Disgusting.

Indeed. Don't scare the randoms.

Is it fancy? Do you style it?

If it's not too much to ask, can I get a band name? I'm a musician myself, drummer (albeit haven't played in some time due to living space issues and the amount of noise drums make)

When have I ever done such a thing?

I don't know. I guess it's a natural talent to attend to women's wants and needs for me. It takes a lot of effort to learn how to shut up and let a woman talk for hours and hours straight with minimal input. I master the art of listening.

Yea. Street Sects we are from Austin

The only good musician to come out of Austin was Townes van Zandt. Daniel Johnston is a very talented song writer, but his vocals are terrible.

This is a first, you haven't posted in any of my threads

Let me guess, you had female siblings?

brb looking you up

Only one. We don't talk much.

I started with "Blacken the Other Eye"

I like your vocals on this one, they suit it. Also this style is really cool

I had 3 female siblings and it kinda made me the same way, although I'm not all that driven to sex so I don't bother to try lol

Yes I have.

Well, not that I remember

He is a scumbag. She wants nothing to do with him. She filed a police report and restraining order.

Thank you. Not really much for me to take credit for.

I'm not driven by sex either. It's why I made a number of women fall in love with me as a person.

That makes me sad.

Ah. Well then go for the whole "She deserves better and I'm not in the position to provide for her and her baby at this time" argument. That way, they still like you.

I would argue otherwise, your vocals compliment the music pretty well. You can hear the passion behind the vocals at least

Perhaps I'm not as charismatic

Sorry :(

So why are you here and not the other place?

Well thanks, currently en route to Toronto and that kinda cheered me up.

I don't know these people, it's more interesting to chat with them

That's awesome! I started music in high school and had a natural talent, I wish I'd have pursued it more and traveled like that

I'm a transformer Lord.

I'm not WIZARD

I was going to make a witty joke after I google'd "Transformer Lord", but it came up with nothing so....

What?

Trust me I didn't pursue it. Just one day I was old and drugs lost their fun.

We need to bring wizard back

That'd be so wizard...

These people are no more interesting than those weird sad boys and trannies that frequent the other. Besides, it's Friday. TP will be there and he'll be drunk. That's always a fun show.

I use Unix while simultaneously being less than thirty years old. I also post in sync'd threads without using a name.

I'm listening to In Prison, At Least I Had You now

Your vocals aren't bad dude, and the musicians are pretty talented. I wouldn't be down on any of you guys regardless, and you're living what I kinda wish I had

Variety is the name of the game

WOOOOOOOAOAOAHAHAHAOHAAOHAOH WHAT A COOL GUY

>WOOOOOOOAOAOAHAHAHAOHAAOHAOH WHAT A COOL GUY
Mmmm.

>reddit spacing
dumb OP

Indeed.

Again thanks. Like I said we are pretty popular. Seems kinda crazy. Not like we are anywhere near famous or anything. The label just treats us well.

One musician, its just two of us.

Nigger I have been here since before Reddit was a blip on the map

I space this way because it is aesthetically pleasing

But stability is the spice of life.

I'm a really 22 year old shy handsome virgin

That's cool, the other guy clearly has a knack for composition :3

I'm generally a progressive metal guy due to my love of metal in general and my love of drums as an instrument, but I've learned to love other styles for their own particular brands of artistry

Stability is stagnation

Really 22 years old? As opposed to fake 22 years old?

Sorry, I meant to see I'm a really handsome 22 year old virgin kek

If you install Grindr you can lose your virginity fast.

Shit nigga, I let women drone on and I'm a pretty good listener.

>mfw i think women seem probably hate me for one reason or another, I dunno.

I also had one sister.

Life is stagnation.

Drums are impressive. I've played guitar for something around 22 years. Always wanted to play drums, never been so good at it.

There's always rape!

Or this, this is less violent.

Existence is torment

Regardless of how shit I can be without practice, I will always be proud of how I can effortlessly split all 4 of my limbs. I'm trying to learn bass now as it works better with my living situation and is another rhythm instrument

Go for it. You might like it.

its k, i'm 25 and a virgin. Not sure how handsome i am tho lol

Too bad we're not gay.

That's your words, not mine.

Not gay though, just kind of autistic

>Too bad we're not gay.
If you wanted to be bisexual, you could be.

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I already bought a 5-string bass (because fuck 4-string, I can't play Tommy the Cat on that shit)

Nah, those were Urgot's words

I'm here for you, user

I'm an office worker who routinely deadlifts over four hundred pounds.

Do you pop those shirts off at work?

I thought about it at one point considering I post in trib threads. But then upon thinking about it, if I joined Grindr... I don't think I would be able to do it. I also browsed through guy profiles on regular ole Tinder at one point and figured "Damn these dudes are cringey as me. I am definitely not gay enough."

You can carry CRT monitors? Seriously cool.

>trib
What is this?
>Tinder
Yeah, most people on Tinder evoke cringe, regardless of gender. Tinder is just a difficult app, since people keep looking for marriage and shit.

Christ no. I'm one of the only men in an office full of menopausal old ladies in various stages of cancer treatment and joint replacement.

TWO of them. AT THE SAME TIME.

Urgot?

Pop em off tho.

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I'M SORRY THE QUALITY IS BAD BUT I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING BETTER IN THIS SHORT TIME.

A League character who says that line

>you could be bisexual
I once got drunk with a bisexual friend. He started touching me and I let it happen for a bit after a minute or two I was creeped the fuck out and told him to stop. So not possible
Yeah not many guys are decent, its either cringy nerds or thugs. Fuck that

>I once got drunk with a bisexual friend. He started touching me and I let it happen for a bit after a minute or two I was creeped the fuck out and told him to stop. So not possible

You could be a bi top/dom

>What is this?
Eh, nvm. Another user could probably explain it, has to do with dicks tho kek.

>Yeah, most people on Tinder evoke cringe, regardless of gender. Tinder is just a difficult app, since people keep looking for marriage and shit.

I'm not looking for marriage on tinder. I'm looking to get my dick wet. Or at least a date ffs. But eh, whatever. I'm not pretty enough for Tinder. IDK how it's possible to suck at tinder when you don't even land matches in the first place.

>Yeah not many guys are decent, its either cringy nerds or thugs. Fuck that

I try not to be cringey, i try to be real af on there. But idk, again I think girls just hate me.

Not yet. I'm at like 12% body fat. Talk to me around 9.

...except you'll have no idea it happened, so... thenks.

I think Ichigo is cute!

I can do this thing. Not very interesting, but hey about the only talent I have.

You'll get there, user. Just keep going

I personally think Aoi is better but....

>I'm looking to get my dick wet
That's the thing. No one else on Tinder wants that, especially not women. Which is why I say that Tinder is ineffective.
At least in my part of the US: I genuinely see Jewish and Christian girls looking for marriage on Tinder.

what manga is ichigo from

Im probably a psycho, my exes current bf threatened to kill me over text message. Showed and parked across the street with a gun. Took a picture of said gun with his house in background and told him to look out the window.


He stopped sending empty threats but i should probably be admitted somewhere cause m self control is nil

Nope. I find assholes nasty as hell. I heard of a bunch of cases where the guy sticks his dick inside and once he pulls out his dick is filled with shit. Disgusting. Not only that but most men aren't hygienic, I can only imagine how nasty their assholes are. I cringe every time a girl starts licking a guys asshole in a porn video

>That's the thing. No one else on Tinder wants that, especially not women.

Which is the dumbest thing because thats what it was originally designed for. So whats a nigga goan do. In my profiles, I never mention I'm looking to fuck. But still no matches.

>mfw the fuck

>Marriage on tinder

U serious?

Aikatsu is full of cute girls anyway. Aoi is really cute too.

I friend zone all my female friends so I can take advantage of them later when they're weak and vulnerable

You can use your talent to get people's rings out of weirdly shaped storm drains

Aikatsu!

Why would you do that?

You should probably assume that anyone that wants to engage in anal sex (male or female) will try to be clean. Or at least make their partner be clean.

I have a thing for the color blue

Wow what a cool thing you do

Anal sucks: try oral, frot, or thigh sex (intercrural sex)
I'm not joking.

>aikatsu
Yet another Japan-only game, like beatmania.

Is that a common situation? Getting rings out of storm drains? Also bright light causes me to sneeze. Fucking hell, I wish I had an actual talent.

I would also like to add that I understand if and why women don't want NSA fucking. Usually they won't cum unless they *really* like the guy. Then again, I'm still a virgin so wtf do I know.

Elaborate

RIP

Probably not, but you can be a specialist!

I also sneeze in bright light. From what I've heard, it's a genetic thing

I wish to place things into your butthole.

Such as?

And anime series too. Not OP, but it's a really comfy series.

But I dislike idols. I wish idols weren't taking over /jp/.