Why are British people so ugly?

Why are British people so ugly?

My theory is that they lost multiple generations of their best young men in the 2 world wars.
Even though they won, they paid a higher cost than even the Germans.
They talk about the Australian and US soldiers being so big and muscular compared to the English when they were in London.... it wasn't genes or wealth (those two variables were very comparable across the countries), it was because the English were dead. The army was 17yr olds lying about their age and old men by the end of both WW1 and WW2.
After the wars there was a huge excess of women - any dude could get a wife, and in those very conservative times there was actually a code of silence and support around women who lived together (and were privately lesbians).
This can not have helped their genetic stock.
After all, they are just Anglo's (a German tribe), Saxons, and Celts like many closely related countries (linguistically, culturally) who have heaps of attractive people.

they evolved past needing to be attractive to find a mate

TL;DR they are ugly because several generations of their fittest, most capable young men were killed, which affected their genes

thousands of years of inbreeding

Yo shes kinda cute whered you find dat pic or whats here number or facebook or something man

Thousands of years? The Celtic population was basically replaced by the Anglo's in England 1000 years ago. And in the proceeding 1000 years then there have been huge waves of invaders, Normans, Vikings, and then the country was the centre of the biggest empire the world has seen for hundreds of years, bringing back people from all over the world.

Americans, on the other hand....

You're cherrypicking. America has was more attractive women than british

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maybe coz america is X-times bigger? it implies that there is X-times more attractive women but also mode ugly..

>Why are British people so ugly?
Generations of inbreeding will do that.

Also, the Lizard Queen willed it to be so.

what's up with the weird edit with her mouth?

nah

they took over the planet made america and now everyone speaks their language, who gives a shit if a few of them are ugly.

yeah, well I bet she has fucked up teeth

And look at them now. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

nope, teeth are pretty good as well

yeah, but she's ugly in that pic so it evens out.

Britfag here, she's German and he's Greek!

because they're inbred and have fucked up teeth. also their food sucks

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electric kettles

Inbreeding and toast sandwiches

Don't agree

>posting an Irishman

Bitches head is like a third of her body. What the fuck?

I think you will find it is teacakes. Not toast.

Fetal alcohol syndrome

See thread

As a result of multiple generations of inbreeding on an island.

You are literally retarded. British people, same as American, same as every country has some beautiful girls, some not so beautiful girls and some pigs in wigs. Picking a few uglys out and then bashing a nation for it is stupid, even more stupid is that you are probably American..... making your ancestry probably British

But they arent?

Because if they were not ugly, they would be the ultimate dominating force on earth. This is their only balancing factor.

We eat toast too

not ENOUGH flouride