Famous girls you've had sex with thread.
Famous girls you've had sex with thread
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If anybody is supposed to believe you had sex with ariel give us some details.
I fucked a niece if terence hill once
Fucking yawn
My gf is Dominica leoni she's 37 I'm 25
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I fucked Pat Benetar back in 80 or 81 in the mens room of a bar.
Yes, I saw her at the shops. Told her she was cute, she thanked me, asked if I was busy, when I said no, she said she was bored and , invited herself back to my unit. A few hours later we fucked. Using a condom of course
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I envy everybody who did, she has a banging body.
I dont believe you but would like details, like how is she in bed and how does this ass feel?
Years ago I did Juliette Lewis after a show.
The day her areola was leaked is still one of the greatest days in history.
If you did fuck her, you are the luckiest guy alive
Dakota fanning
Story?
I invite her up to my hotel room and offered her a role on war of the worlds
I got fucked by barack obama
But I guess all americans did
Met her at a club in Vegas - paid.
what an asshole for giving us 8 years of peace and prosperity
And you decided you wanted some senile orange cock instead?
Yes tell me more about how Trump has ruined your life.
Prosperity? Peace?
>more koolaid plox!!
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I saw this movie years ago, it was called Knotting Hill. Have you written any other scripts that were made into movies?
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U ARE kidding, right?
Lefty fucknut
Lance210's gf
Amy Shira Teitel
She's been on the Discovery Channel and she's an author, so she's sort of famous.
Oh also lance210's sister
Things that never happened.
You're not even in the right country to fuck her.
Feckless virgin.
Need ariel winter beeing part of the fappening! There must be nudes
Danielle from that phucked up 'american picker' show got drunk in Nashville this past June 17th and hit on me, wanting me to fuck her in the ass. Told her I only fuck women in their pussies with no condoms, and she told me I was an asshole. (I don't "do" anal because it makes Jesus cry.)
You've never had sex with anyone in any way, have you?
If you are still in contact with her, ask her about the torture messages she receives on her FB account.
A politician counts?
Torture messages?
We only fucked twice in college then never saw each other again until I saw her name on a book.
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She's got a YouTube channel, you can tell she's a slut. She loves the attention.
Just ask.
Wait! All the sites that make up their own news told me that Obama was bad! How can he have been the most successfull president of the last 50 years if raging imbeciles insist he somehow hurt the US?!?!
She never came across as a slut to me, just a bit quirky.
You know she is juden.... right?
Yes, yes, I too am interested in these torture messages.
And...?
>she is
>juden
What did he mean by this?
If she fucked you then that just proves it
Met this chic in an alley in London about 17 years ago
I almost had sex with Anna bell peaks once
The closest I ever came was giving Melissa Joan Hart a foot massage when we were teenagers in the early 90’s
We didn’t have sex, Kupo.
she looks dirty, hope you strapped up bro
Fucking cunt is wearing a tiara, who does she think she is, a fucking queen or summat?
Are you Dan Schneider?
Um. No.
At a cam girl convention in Vegas a few years back she's gotten slightly famous in the past few years
Is this real? Her having cum on the face... why not mine?
Almost? How did you manage to fuck it up?
Maddie mccann, this was a while ago in Portugal
Got head from Cara Delevingne. It was pretty cool.
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I fucked her corpse, found it on the beach. That was you?
How ? Where ? How was it ?
You're probably lying but my curiosity gets the best of me.
Jokes on you pal, she tested positive for H.I.V.
Her results were leaked online a fw years bavk under the name Carla Rushing. But since been removed by various studios she worked with to avoid bad publicity of working with an infected acctress.
Enjoy your AIDS
got any nudes?
>(I don't "do" anal because it makes Jesus cry.)
Dude what
She was pissed off about not winning any awards mid way through the dinner thing I was just a dude drinking near by and she won something right before we left for my room so she was sidetracked and left with somone else
Only mental images and memories of her.
Well I'm American living in the US. Ariel is the same
I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years ago.
story?
I used to work as a concierge in a hotel in London, decent amount of celebs around. She made a pretty common request to get her weed, I did, she invited me to smoke with her when I took it up to her room, we hung out for a bit, she offered to blow me.
Jewish pussy is top tier.
A foot massage don't mean nothing. I give my mom a foot massage. I got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothing. I'm the foot fucking master....
Why would she snap you if she had your cum on her face? Wouldn't you be in the same room? What's the purpose of that. I call lies.
ITT Anons Lie about fictional events, where they banged a famous person.
She looks like a semi famous chick I banged who is an opera singer.
This is true. I haven't bang a girl since I was born!
You're not an American. Stop being a cuck.
she is a jew
Dealt coke in Miami early 90's banged Tera Reid. Yeah I know questionable life choices. She was fun for a few days. And took anal like a champ.
So a thread of fantasizing pre-teens?
It sure is, goy.
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>ask her about the torture messages she receives on her FB account.
you're sending them, aren't you?
But would you give a man a foot massage?
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Nah mate, lucky guess.
Fucked Christine Evangelista
She was dating a friend of mine. We had a 3some. Fucked her 3 or 4 times behind his back.
Fuck you Vincent.
>dat mouf doe
Not me but my best friend fucked Gia in back when we were in HS
I know someone who did
You, whoever you are you can just fuck right off.
I've fucked Avril Lavignes sister- And saw Avril naked. Does it count?
Fuckin' keked
estonian pop singer iiris vesik kissed me on the cheek one time a few years ago, but she owes me £600 so im rustled
she cute tho i cant stay too mad
Probably fake but I'll bite. Story?
Yeah, what a dick. He expanded Medicaid, killed Osama Bin Laden, started a bunch of clean energy initiatives, stabilized the economy, and was a symbol of common good and decency across the globe. Huge prick that guy.
hnnnnng
>How was she? I'd give my left foot to stretch her out.
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