Alright Sup Forums listen up

Alright Sup Forums listen up
I'm in a normal fag internet cafe it's only consoles.
I have to mind my 10 year old brother and a bunch of his friends and I'm stuck here for an hour.
Don't know how to console and not willing.
Trips decide what I shout at the top if my lungs as I'm leaving.

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"Hitler did nothing wrong"

“I’m a gigantic cock juggling faggot”

Reroll

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I wanna suck my lil' bro's dick

Roll

Fuck

Fuck it rolling again

>I have a bomb!
>If anyone fucking moves I'm gonna stick it in this brats mouth, and blow his fucking head off!

OP here just realised they have a Bluetooth sound system so you can put on your own music and everyone hears it.
Now I just gotta wait for the landwhale in front of me to get off the speaker so I can put on some 'jams'

They are literally playing shooting stars right now.

Play this: youtu.be/pM8n72WZTlA

Suck my cock

"Oh no! My dick fell off!"

Play the shadilay song

Playing this.
The owner just fucking unplugged the speakers and is giving me the stink eye.
He sais to me
>"dat you"
Me
>nah boss not me
>he leaves
Give more ideas how can I fuck with these dumbasses

I like the crocodiles with the silicone tits! LET'S ROCK!!!!

>dubs master OP

just play earrape songs

I like this one even without the trips.
If we don't get trips today this is it.

The cunt of an owner unplugged the sound system so nobody can play shit.
Also my chair is partially broken probably because a creature from the depths of the black lagoon sat in this shit previously

pick it up and slam that shit down with the force of a thousand gaping assholes.

I may do as I now have a gaping asshole from the beam of this chair digging into my anus

>dubs
do it my good dude. if i get dubs, yell out that its slid up your ass too.

bye

"Niggers are sub-human"

They're treatenting to kick me out.
I didnt break the chair and now its even more up my ass

"All of you can suck my pixie dick!"

walk out and yell you are coming back with a 22 calibre

The problem with gun threats is I'm kn Ireland it's not as believable as if I was in US

drink some guiness and do it.

>ausfag here, live near the port arthur massacre site

That's a gnarly place to live
And you bet that I'm going out for a pint after this shit

happened the year i was born, and the shitcunts are touting it as a tourist place now for $25 entry. the asians love it though.

fuck me, i need a few full bottles of jacks after my shitty week

Say NIGGEEEEEEER

What kind of whiskey do you like?
I'm all about either irish or scotch some people jizz themselves over jamaican but I find it too sweet and tacky.

scotch, the virginian honey one goe down really well. not into captain morgan at all

I hear people making a commotion over Japanese whiskey like the yamazaki and nikka apparantly it's good but I never had the chance to have at it.
Got any experience with that?

not yet, but a japanese deli near me has some. may grab it next pay, in a fortnight.

Yeah I live in a relatively small-ish town 50k people so theres no where to get my sticky fingers on it.
So I need to drive out to the next town just to try.

lucky im near a city! im logging off for the night, have fun user

Ta ta!

IM FAST AS FUK BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII

TRIPS OR ANAL

Anal

Have a good day, bye