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Look into his eyes. There's nothing there. He is genuinely very depressed. The woman interviewing him is overly sincere about him being a movie star. Just look at his face. They both know he's desperate, I mean, the interview is literally being recorded on a phone. He's whispering. He's a ruined man edition.

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iiiiiiiin west Philedelphia born and raised

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But you've just had more than adequate representation for 30 years or so.
If we went off the numbers, centrism should be a small niche party who gets a spot on QT every 6 months or so and who is otherwise irrelevant. Instead centrists have been running the place for decades.
We've compromised our way into a world which has caused maximal unhappiness because no one is truly pleased with how things turned out.

'nce

hate pakis
hate wogs
hate easturn europens
hate polish beer
hate forins
hate leeds utd
hate tory bastids
hate goths
love pints
love the pub where i have me pint
love the tart behind the bar
love are lass
love me flat cap
love a scrap on a fri night
love fish n chips
love scotch eggs
love a good ol' racist joke
love the footy
love england

nonces

naruto

end my phone calls with "alright safe"

The Brendan at a mic pic makes me crack up every time

got a half finished Pint on the desk from last night and i'm finishing it off now

memes.

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this one is just tragic

grim

Umm... aren't the Lib Dems the centre left alternative?
They are, but as you highlight, they're not always spoken about as the natural place for people looking for a progressive centrist option, for whatever reason or reasons.
While I'll be voting Lib Dem this time around, I confess that I would like to see emerge a new party with a new name that has arisen specifically in response to the catastrophe of Brexit. I'd rather a new party emerge, in other words, as a new party would be a force to attract politicians from all of the traditional political parties and votes from people who may have been supporters of the traditional parties.

been thinking about buying a pass for years but don't want to dedicate another year to the chon

just googled penectomy

hate water
love pints
simple as

just decided not to google penectomy

*selects нeт*

can never look at brendan fraser again without laughing. the JUST meme is second only to baneposting

'ckin 'ell

sounds like life has shat on him after a heavy night of curry and beer

Anarcho-autist here AMA

>can never look at brendan fraser again without laughing. the JUST meme is second only to baneposting
someone fedora this

>he doesn't answer the phone with "yello"

In simplistic terms, this is how I envisage the drama unfolding:

>2017 General Election: The Conservatives not only win but win by attracting many former Labour supporters who are aroused by the idea of the UK leaving the UK, girls jobs and boys jobs, and English nationalism generally.

>As the UK-EU talks begin in earnest, and go badly, progressive Conservatives will continue to wonder how they can carry on being part of a political party that has jettisoned pragmatism in favour of notions of patriotism and nationalism.

>As a defeated Labour party continues to stand behind Corbyn and his lefty agenda, progressive Labour MPs will wonder if sticking with the party makes sense.

>Against the background of Brexit and a probably general election in 2022, disgruntled Conservative and Labour politicians will meet up with one another in various branches of Pret a Manger and come up with a plan for a new party.

>A new party will be formed in time for the 2022 general election. Some prominent rich people will provide funding - the likes of Richard Branson, perhaps.

i answer with 'ahoy-hoy'

I base my entire worldview on memes from Sup Forums.

JF here living in number 4 on the Tory target list. The only candidates are a Labour, Conservative and a Lib Dem.

What do? I'm a Rorke if it makes any difference. Leaning towards Conservative even though their candidate is a feminist.

Does uk have elections every year or what

shan't be reading a single word of this

>he doesn't pick up the phone and awkwardly sit there, silent, until the other person starts talking first

>he doesn't answer the phone saying "go for (your name)"

Good man.

I'm dying

тихo пиздиe,

bit worrying how much The Express supports far-right continental European parties

Life is pain

I answer with 'No. Go away' then hang up

>He doesn't not answer the phone out of social retardation

>italians say "ready" when they answer the phone

>mixing

Time to expand my folder

watching indo-pak ICJ case live

need my bollocks trialled at the hague

I drink to get drunk not savor the shitty taste of booze

today's daily express is only 10p lads!

god i love holly

anime

Absolutely pleb

Me

>he answers the phone
>he doesn't google what the number is
>he doesn't call back at a later time to make sure they are unprepared for the call

don't care

What a bargain. It was 30p yesterday.

i refuse on principal to buy a paper with a racist crusader as its logo

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the gf

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Not ashamed.

Me.

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JELLEMEE, JELLEMEE, WHERE THE [honking car–horn] IS JELLEMEE?

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I regret all of you

Alri boring case. Switching

despise women

>this is what the algerian and the nonce went to thailand for

is this a metaphor for drumpf

5D chess

lubberly jubberly

tabloid newspapers are the scourge of the earth and should all be banned and their writers/editors arrested

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I want to meet you Brendan

cracking set of milkbags

this image has unironically been haunting me all day
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why does the middle arse look like that
why is the tiny cock hard
why does one of them have something up their arse

fucking love Spitting Image

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hmm yes banning the press
sounds familiar!

thats a little willy

literal nazi

yeah will definitely be opening that picture

Got banned from the Runescape subreddit lads

>"cracking set of milkbags"
wheezing at the phraseology

eating two scoops of ice cream

knew what this was from your description before i clicked it
small willy on the right

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what did you do lad

gavin mcinnes is a secret ponce, no straight man gets their bumhole waxed and bleached

the state of yank tele

got called racist

me and the lads

you've probably already seen it
its been posted in brit before

I miss being able to make threads on Sup Forums, don't know why Australia is banned

Considering getting a fucking pass of all things

*walks into thread*
*looks around*
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SHADILAY!

that's a really big arsehole

Why doesn't he hide in some embassy like edward snowden

playing old school runescape

do it

link to video of colbert talking about ice cream?
keep seeing this meme but idk what it's about

took my mum to see The Nutcracker for mother's day
she enjoyed it but words can't begin to describe my disappointment