>be me >meet girl online we begin to talk >conversation going well she tells me about her life and goals, etc. >start talking daily, she tells me her secrets, what she likes sexually, etc. >find out she lives like 40mins away >keeps on talking she tells me I'm the sweetest person she's talked too, etc. >one day she asks for my socials >don't wanna give it because I don't feel attractive yet, working towards losing weight >she gets upset, tells me that she's told me all of her secrets, she doesn't care Bout looks, etc etc. >decide to give her my snapchat. >send her one photo of me and the conversations changes in a heart beat >short response, use of emojis gone, not adding any value to convo. >convo dies quickly after that >stop messaging her. >that was about 4 days ago. I decided to MSg her now and it says chat pending until she adds me as a friend. >pretty sure she blocked me
Pretty shitty feeling b, what's causing you to be down?
You just saved yourself of someone shallow in your life. Don't be all enchanted by the pussy and you will see that you are the one that ended up winning in the whole situation.
Lincoln Sanchez
We need to see a photo of you for reference
Jeremiah Campbell
lol, post pic.
Ryder Miller
POST FACE
Parker Smith
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Hunter Fisher
See above
David Kelly
idk man sending shit like this turns off girls for some reason
Christopher Gomez
Was she out of your league? I used to be a chubby autist that always tried to get cuties that were out of my league. I ended up convincing a girl to go with me to a concert and she said she wanted to drive. I can tell as soon as she opened the door she wasn’t pleased. She still decided to go through with it and we drove to the concert with the most basic conversation to avoid dead silence. As soon as we got there I ran into a friend and started talking. Next thing I knew that bitch left me there and I had to beg my friend for a ride home. The only positive thing was that I had to go back to her apartment to get my car. Since it was dark I dug my key into the side of her Jeep and left a deep scratch down her driver’s side doors.
Ryder Cooper
Idk she's was like a 5.5/10 bro she wasn't a super model or anything like that.
Maybe I'm just ugly and never realized until now lol. Feels bad but at the same time makes me want to work twice as hard to lose the weight.
Jace Johnson
show us a photo of your belly it can't be that bad dude
Kayden Stewart
That's when you find a good picture of someone similar looking to you, and get it to her. Then tell her you sent the wrong picture to see her reaction and call her a shallow bitch.
Aaron Howard
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Jason Nguyen
Kek would be happy if someone took me out atm m8 my life is complete shit.
Brody Nelson
Better to let them see pics upfront. Even if they stop talking to you it won’t sting as much. You can still be fat and get girls you just have to be confident and interesting. You aren’t going to get girls that are great looking or anything but if you don’t mind being with a chubby girl then you can still get laid. Losing weight will definitely help though.
James Foster
ugly faggot detected
Austin Cruz
lol why didn't you say > be nigger
Anthony Evans
lead with honest pictures so you can avoid this. never talk with girls on line in these prolonged beta-style chat sessions. She sees you, you see her, if she liked you enough to respond to an initial complement then ask her out ASAP (dinner). If dinner goes well, ask her home. Seriously user. Don't do this to yourself.
justified, tbh. what a bitch move of her. if you don't want to go, just say no. don't go and then ditch. that's low as fuck.
also agreed about being realistic about your league. if you're a 4 that's fine, nothing wrong with a life like that, you just can't reach more than a couple of points. aim for 5s and 6s; chubby girls with pretty faces but they don't act like stuck-up bitches.
well, most of the time. many still think they're hot shit. but some will be cool.
Kevin Smith
I went through similar. I'm scrawny as fuck though, not ugly exactly but I have mild psoriasis that won't stay under control despite anything I do. I'd workout but the reason I stay skinny is because of psoriatic arthritis, I'm 30 and it's pretty advanced. The pain is bad enough that there are times I can't stand on my own two feet or even get out of bed. Factory work is what I can manage at the moment but only barely, it's the best pay I can get right now, while trying to seek the schooling for a better job. Hopefully then I'll be able to care for myself better, maybe women will look twice at me and I can have a life beyond my bedroom.
Andrew Wright
Whatever you do don’t listen to this nigger. That website is filled with bullshit and probably is some of that pickup artist nonsense. I read two paragraphs and can tell you that it will only work on bitches with no self esteem. Just learn how to talk to a girl like a normal person and you will be fine.
Jason Martin
>can't stand or get outta bed >doing factory work
How are you working?
Kayden Wilson
Power through 4 10 hour days and heal on the weekends. As the week progresses, it's like having nails slowly driven through my ankles.
Matthew King
feel ya bro
i'm like a 5/5, but once i talk to a girl, they lose interest because of how autistic i am, even by 3/10s
at least it seems you've got some good personality, and if this is really you then you don't look THAT horrible
Adrian Brooks
5/10*
Grayson Butler
Damn you're hot. Either this is fake or you have fucked up eyes
Ryan Taylor
Idk nigga she seems to think I do and I get no matches on tinder.
Isaac Brown
Nigga The rational male is like the holy bible
Lucas Sullivan
>talking to women online mistakes were made, get some pride you fuck and go outside for once
John Myers
You better look for another job mate
Camden Hernandez
>she doesn't care Bout looks That was your first mistake, Believing women don't care about appearance.
Jaxon Nguyen
>some of that pickup artist nonsense. my paragraph and the website are not related at all. The website is literally the Anti-PUA site. Written by an 50 year old man and totally descriptive of situations you will encounter in life, rather than telling you what to do.
No hard feeling about you jumping to conclusions and then jumping in to try to protect people from ideas but do yourself a favor and read it.
Jeremiah Smith
Dont sweat it mate, might seem painful now but will save you from worse pain down the road..... When she will eventually do something stupid.
William Gomez
>virgin beta finds out looks matter >surprised
Michael Fisher
Yeah, working on it. Don't want to be in a wheelchair.
Jace Martinez
Both of you are fucking retarded. If you actually learned how to talk to people you wouldn’t need stupid shit like this.
Carter Rodriguez
Its not even PUA, The Rational Male just explains male and female nature. Seriously give it a shot
Angel Ortiz
I dont know what ethnicity you are. I can't tell if you're black or middle eastern?Maybe she just doesn't like black or middle eastern guys, if thats the case fuck her bro. But honestly no homo you are not a bad looking guy. Plus you dont even look fat..
Camden Jones
Nigga looks like one of them BLACKED pornstars
Luis Reyes
This shit might help a complete autist, but the little bit I read sounded pretty stupid like an article on ask men. Take a basic psychology class and you can learn enough to know how women think.
Jackson Mitchell
Ok so I've got a similar story lads. It's long and boring but I'll wright it anyways
>be me >my crush a solid 9/10 end up in same class >too fuckin nervous to breath when shes in the same room >teacher says the class should get to know each other >I awkwardly go on search for a partner >find none >she goes up to me >hey user I was the best friend of your sister wanna be a partner >sister is 2 years older and a local celebrity >I awkwardly agree >she talked much >I awkwardly agreed to what she said >she took a liking in me >easierthanexpected.jpg >end up becoming good friends >spend every work day together >I've got no other friends than her >we talk allot all day >she tells me personal info
Note: I'm a social wreck, I can't trust people. Drug addicted (no one knows, no ond will know)
>I tell nothing personal of me >we end up talking about relationships >I say I don't want a relationship, because I'm young and that shits stupid in my age. >added besides I would never start a relationship with someone in class >real reason: too unstable to have a relationship, besides she can fuck anyone. I'll be the loser at the end >continued
Lucas Martin
Yeah I was defensive like that for 6 months when i saw that shit. My brain rejected it but when I finally came around it was the best thing I've ever read. And i lost virginity at 15 and have never had any issues getting laid. 26 now. It STILL was the most enlightening thing about my own life experiences.
Kevin Richardson
>see dissapointment in her face >we change subjects >I ask what her type is >she says she likes boys she knows she has the controll over >fuckinthankyou.jpg >she asks me >tell her half-truth: I like girls that excite me, complete fuck-ups for example >truth: girls that manage to contoll me
Note: I may seem like a beta-cuck, but when it comes to most girls I act alpha.
>one evening we end up partying together >she kisses me >wtf.jpg >the next weeks things were going good >but I hated it >I knew if things get too serious she'll get controll over me >she managed >continued
Isaiah Butler
bro wtf u low key look kinda good no homo. nicely shaven, your house looks pretty tidy, dunno why she wouldve ghosted you. and like you dont look fat. maybe she just is a cunt
Hudson Allen
mighta been a race thing. your not bad looking dude.
cock?
Hunter Torres
>continued You better
Daniel Howard
lurking bump for intrest
Luke Roberts
>cock? im weak lol.
Camden Gutierrez
It’s not even about being defensive. It may have some shit that isn’t total garbage but most it it probably is. Not to mention the fact that no one source is ever going to be good enough. I’ve mixed psychology, biology, sociology, sexual help, and good old fashioned trial and error. I’m 34 and I know a load of shit when I see it.
Jordan Anderson
What are you waiting for, user? Get a gym membership with a trainer. One that goes food shopping with you once in a while to show you what to need to eat.
Ryder Diaz
>Be me >Age about 8 or 9 >Girl in my school asks if I want to be her boyfriend >No real interest in girls at that age but still excited about having my first girlfriend >Go home and tell my parents, they find it very cute >Next day >Go to chat to my new woman >Turns out someone dared her to ask me >Have to explain this to my parents and feel completely humiliated around the age of 9
Isaac Barnes
Jesus you're retarded.
Justin Anderson
Ok, for this part you've got to know that she's 18, I'm 17 and all her boys before me where 25 fuckin alpha-alphas, drug dealers, 1,90cm in height, muscular Me for comparison: 1,78cm and weigh 60kg
>one day we were at my house >sister was pissed to see her >shitshitshitshit.jpg
Note: sister has borderline-syndome. Thought shes gonna literally kick her
>we avoid the holocaust >go in my bedroom >she says: hey user, you ever fucked? >spaghetti.jpg >sure I have >haven't >we end up having sex >fuck the shit out of her >for 1min >came in her >no protection >sister heard everything (now doesn't talk to me anymore) >she says she'd better leave >continued
Jeremiah Thomas
>meet girl >hit it off >go to her house >cock blocked by her dog >leave >drunk snap her And we never talked again. LOL
Benjamin Ross
Pussy is just pussy bro. Besides intimacy, sex sucks worse than jerking off. Like what user >748758537 Was saying. You saved yourself a lot of wasted time with a shallow whore, who probably would have ended up betraying your trust because she doesn't understand the concept of being morally altruistic and faithful. Fuck bitches, get a body pillow if you're that dependent on a cuddle.
>Captcha Confirms Only Road
Christopher Allen
Beta cuck >Cleaner of cum >Keeper of cocks >Taker of baits Detected
Julian Nelson
welll.....
Nathaniel Williams
>I call her the next few days >doesn't answer >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >she eventually answers >invites me to her bithday-party >whattheactualfuckbitch.jpg >end up at party >no no one >shit friends >i think fuck it >get super drunk >smoke allot of weed >snort coke >17 year old lightweight rambo mode activated >don't know what the fuck I've done that night >wake up next to her next morning >It's cool I guess? >nope >she doesn't talk to me >drives me home >last time I've seen her >recall few things >she had something with some alpha-alpha drug dealer 25 yo >fuuuuuuuuuck.jpg >dude from party says i touched her inappropiatly fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.jpg >continued
Eli Green
>meet girl online How does one do this?
Nicholas Lopez
I don't think blacked out eyes are all that attractive, sorry
Jacob Johnson
Lemme guess, your eyes are weirdly angled to where you look retarded.
Connor Wilson
>hear nothing from her for a while >already on self-fuck-up mode >don't go outside anymore >relapsed on opiates >ritalin to stay awake >speed back on the schedual >lol gonna die young then
Note: I know it's a pussy move to flee reality with drugs, but lol to late now.
>forget about her >last 2 weeks straight with a buzz >manage to stop again a bit >get clear again >life seems better now >get message >it's her >getfuckoutofmylifebitch.jpg
>I think I'm pregnant
Andrew Parker
Dunno one eyelid looks higher in photos for some reason but but other then that pretty normal to me.
Hudson Moore
>nigga said the story was boring
Your story could be used in a Hollywood plot. When you say last two weeks do you mean now, or is this from a while ago?
If more cont.
Tyler Murphy
Op you are very handsome. Your behaviour of finding a girl on chat and having meaningful conversations with her is not alpha. Meet girls in real life. Stop being a cuck. Your looks are way above average.
Jason Reyes
Since a few greens are being posted, I might as well contribute.
>Be me, age 9 in gradeschool >have massive crush on some mexican chick who later turned into a land whale in highschool >mention it to a few friends, but this plotline really doesn't lead anywhere. >make friends with some kid a year younger than me that rode my bus at the time >he has a sister who I honestly wasn't the least bit attracted to at that time >she's the same age as me, good looking and lives 3 houses down from me. >make good friends with her brother, even though he's a real prick >fast forward to 11 years old, no longer have a crush on mexican future landwhale >friend's sister starts lowkey hitting on me, really subtle but I was a smart kid >asks me questions like "have you ever fought before" and "have you ever been in a relationship" >eventually get asked if I had a crush at the time, tell her I used to like mexican landwhale >the conversation kinda dies off after that and me, her, and her brother jump on their trampoline for a few hours >fast forward to 8th grade, like 14 now >develop feelings for said girl, she starts hanging out with the popular crowd and I start hanging with the fat losers >keep in mind, I'm not fat but I had low self esteem because I was really small in my younger years >eventually I tell one of my more "normal" friends that I had a crush on aforementioned girl >he trips out and starts telling me to ask her out immediately >I play it cool and tell him not to say fuck all to anyone about it >next day half of my friends bring it up and encourage me >I tell them all to fuck off because low self esteem and now she's popular anyways >later that year someone lets it slip that I have a crush >she asks me about it on the bus and I deny it because betafag >she visibly looks annoyed, probably saw right through me but seconds later I had to get off the bus >we don't speak for months >here's where my life goes to hell in a handbasket >cont.
Nathan Murphy
I've tried online, real life, through friends, etc. No success
The only people who find me attractive are men. When I go out I don't get checked out my females.
Ain't tryna live a faggot lifestyle though
Carter Fisher
>male and female nature
Colton Ward
She wrote me today, gonna meet tomorrow.. So or so we'll abort it, pretty sure it's better for the kid that way. Still fucking scared tho. For the bright side I haven't done any other drugs than a few beers and ritalin today! It keeps me cold, thats better that way. I'm only 17, but I know lifes a fucking bitch, still love it though.
Michael Peterson
Well what the fuck happens next
Jace Reyes
Lol similar story >be me 12 years old austitic kid >hanging out at the playground, my friend comes around and brings his two sisters. >friends name is Cory >one is a year older then us, the other is two years >I instantly connect with the sister who is a year older then us >talk about personal shit like her family, what guts she's into, etc. >beta tenancies kick in and I try to be a shoulder of support >complete opposite of what she likes >talking on MSN one day to a friend, tell him I like Cory's sister >he tells a few other friends and word slips to her >a couple days later I'm sitting at the basketball nets, she and her friend come to me and sit down >"hey, so and so told me that you like me. I'd that true? >palms get sweaty, knees weak and heat beating a mile a minute >awkward silence as she stares at me waiting for an answer >n-no, I meant a different Cory haha >there is no other Cory at my school >she just stares at my, I see the disappoint in her eyes. >she gets up and leaves >we stop talking
Adam Cooper
>Alright, prepare yourselves, this is cringy to even type. >sitting in last period one day >watching some fucking bill nye episode on the projector >suddenly, I feel something terrible forming in my colon >literally burning from the inside out >stand up, say I have to use the restroom and walk out >immediately after I get out of the classroom door, maybe even a bit before, shit literally starts pouring out of my asshole >at this point it was beyond my control, but I still had to fix this >went to the bathroom with a huge load of shit dripping down my leg >get the majority of it into the toilet, but toilet paper can only do so much, and at this point it was already soaking my pants >FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.xml >Decide to play it cool and wait until the bell rings plus a few minutes >eventually, bell rings and I leave for the bus >girl from before also rode my bus at the time >act like nothing happened, but there was shit on my shoe that I didn't even notice at that point >some fucking little toddler points it out and asks why it's on my sock >I pretend not to hear him and go on with the ride home >keep in mind, this ride lasts 45 minutes before I reach my house >girl is sitting a row away from me, she catches on to the smell and asks if it's me (she had already found me out) >say no in the most calm voice I can muster >pull up to my house, get off the bus faster than I ever have >after that, she completely ices me out and we don't speak for years >now junior year in highschool, growing huge marijuana plant out in the woods parallel to her house >her brother knew of it, and (like a fucking tard) goes out and takes a picture with his mother's phone >his mother eventually finds it, and guesses that it was me (since she knew he was too incompetent for that and nobody else would do it) >his mother sends his sister to tell me that if I don't show her where it is then they're calling the cops >cont
Carson Gonzalez
Gonna find out tomorrow
Noah Harris
I'll pray for you user. It's hard to raise a kid when you're still a kid
Bentley Butler
Mother fucker just DBZ us
Juan Hill
appreciate it! Thanks!
Angel Bailey
I'm a newfag. I need some explanation what DBZ is?
Samuel Barnes
>what DBZ is? I appreciate or honesty for admitting you're a newfag so i will tell you, But you must be 18 or older to post on this site friend Dragon ball z
Tyler Perry
I'm so bored of my life.
Ayden Diaz
>kid's sister openly tells me that I should just give up on the plant to avoid being charged with over an oz of pot >meanwhile I explain to her that her brother had no right to be around that plant, I even told him that but my best friend showed him anyways >so I walk her out to the plant's location >she says sorry like 3 times while we're walking >I heard through the grapevine that she was also a pothead >her brother is throwing an autistic fit, throwing plastic lawn chairs into trees n shit >he starts screaming at me not to show her where it is >I tell him to his face while me and her walk that it was his fault, and that it's too late to cry about it >we reach the 3 ft tall pot plant, and she carries it all the way out, doesn't even ask if I want to carry it, just picks it up >watch as her father jerks the plant I had been growing for months straight out of the vase >she had gone inside by that point, probably didn't care for the drama >neither did I, so as he did the jerking (heh) I started walking home >her mother comes at me and starts questioning me about if my parents know >I told her my mother knew (she did) >I also told her that I'm sick of this fucking stupid drama over a plant (exactly what I said) >nothing comes of it >fastforward senior year, girl I had liked for years had gotten a 6 ft chad bf and I got cucked as fuck >fastforward to today (graduated in may), I applied to a walmart I heard she worked at and they responded and asked to schedule an interview >wish me luck Sup Forums, I'm gonna smash.
Austin Carter
yeah being a fat neck beard posting about how much of a fuck you up you are is better than being alpha and fucking hot girls >you're winning >NATTTTT
Liam White
Then lets pretend that I lied in my green-text?
Adam Fisher
no matter what blacked threads tells you most girls with any decency actually don't like shit skins and niggers
Easton Sanders
you got the potential user! Finish getting in shape and you'll get a grill in no time! This is a positive sign, you need to respect yourself and get in shape, you're on the right track!
Jordan Baker
Get tattoos, put shades on and next time this happens tell her that you're a mexican hitman
Brody Rodriguez
So now you just canceled the series halfway through and in the middle of the arc
Brandon Howard
He's bald, so I guess that'd make sense.
Jason Rodriguez
Use it as motivation bro. No more fast food. Do some cardio each day. Confidence is built, make it so. Still, keep in mind women are cunts and most will still probably think little of you. Just the way things are
Alexander Jenkins
keep telling yourself that
Isaac Lee
I guess I have a similar story.. >be me >attractive but socially reclusive to an unhealthy degree >blow off literally every single girl to ever show interest in me. some easily 8/10's. > just straight up don't text back >half the time it drives them crazy and they want me even more >still not interested >feel like an ungrateful asshole when reading stories like this sorry brose
Ethan Mitchell
Sorry if this is bad, its my first greentext.
>be me two years ago >16 years old >game a lot with friends >we decide to play minecraft, all of us really bored. >Friends meet this girl on another discord >brings her over to mine >start talking to the girl >Finds out she lives in america > Eurofag btw >We start talking. >End up becomming great friends. >We are both depressed >decide to become eachothers "psychiatrists" >spend every moment we could together. >Save up money to buy a webcam so that we could skype. >She was a beautifull 10/10 asian girl >She is the kindest anyone has ever been to me. >Fall in love. >she lives on the other side of the world, but I still cant help my feelings. >Gather the courage to ask her out. >Get rejected. >feels bad man >Decide to stay friends. >Even just as my friend, she was the best thing to have happened to me. >Continue talking every day. >one day during summer break, half a year after I met her, we start getting real deep with eacother. >She tells me that she wasn't sure she wanted to date me cuz I was 2 years younger then her. >She decides to give me a shot. >Feels real good man. >Never really had a gf >months pass, and I am really happy. This girl is the best thing to have happened to me. >Both still depressed shitheads. >Months pass. >I stop talking to my friends, she takes all my time. She has no friends of her own. > I am starting to loose my depression >I am starting to feel alive again. >She is finally able to make a few friends of her own in her home town. (This will be relevant later) > The next summer I decide to meet up with her for two weeks. >spend all my savings on tickets to Florida. Get to stay at her parents place. >First time traveling alone. > Plane trip from Norway to the US is about 10 hours. The 10 slowest hours of my life. >Cant contain my feelings. >She looks even better in real life. >Spend the next two weeks doing as much as possible. >finaly loose virginity Cont
Gabriel Peterson
You're fat and gross, so you should be looking for other fat and gross people. No one who is remotely attractive is going to settle for you and neither would you if you were on the other side.
Samuel Hughes
>So now you just canceled the series halfway through and in the middle of the arc
Kinda embarassing, but I don't quite get what you mean with that, but fuck it, this is Sup Forums..
Just for the record: My story is true All of it
Brayden Wilson
He means that he wants to know what happens after that.
Adrian Martin
Mr postman pls continue
Jordan White
>I'm so ugly guize rate me >am actually beeyooteefull
Stop bumping this shit thread Sage
Kevin Mitchell
Norway is full of blonde bitches, why would you fly all the way to the US to steal one of the few asians that we still have?