Hi Sup Forumsros, oldfag here, im 19, 6'3 but i cant get pussy please i need help

Hi Sup Forumsros, oldfag here, im 19, 6'3 but i cant get pussy please i need help

>oldfag
>19

you look like a greedy jew picking up coins

rolling for dubs

its okay my father beats me too

I’d suck your dick

HERMAN !!!!!!!

Fbpb

Let me lick your balls

>Fbpb
wat

who’s dick can I suck

who's suck can i dick

me

you

whom

are you raping me sir excuse me

suck a feminine penis. Those people are pussies and are easy.

This

GTFO fucking cancer

>implying he couldn't have been here as an underage faggot since the beginning

Don't be a shitty human being, that's literally all you have to do for people to like you and enjoy being around you.
Just be accountable for your actions, and keep growing.

Do that, and you'll get laid when it's time.

Ain’t rape when you enjoy it

doubt he was browsing Sup Forums when he was 9

> im 19
> oldfag here

nice try, now kys

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Get that stupid look off your face and you'll have more luck with the ladies.

I was browsing at 11 in 2009.

I got on the Internets back in 1997. Guess that makes me God Tier? (pic related.)

so you're not an oldfag then

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Bitch, please.
I was downloading .txt porn files through XKermit on BBS's in '92 at a blazing 1200 baud...until my mom picked up the phone, anyway...