My load from 10 minutes ago, do I have what it takes to impregnate my girlfriend? I'm kind of worried...

My load from 10 minutes ago, do I have what it takes to impregnate my girlfriend? I'm kind of worried, but we're now thinking of having a kid.

what the fuck am i looking at here

Also another question from OP.
What's it like to cum inside? She always makes me cum on her face

pls don't judge, nervous about having a child

it only takes one sperm cell.... you cum millions upon millions of them to make a visible amount of cum, please for the love of fuck dont breed you stupid fuck

I'm sure we've all been there at least once, and this is my first time, please don't be harsh

>dont breed you stupid fuck
why?

If you tire of knocking up your woman,w ould you be interested in firing that into my mouth instead?

sure, do you like my load?

Looks thick and tasty

No, you don't have what it takes. I'd better fuck her instead.

thank you user.

But I want to her to have my baby though user so that wouldn't really work

also you have to have a cock to fuck a girl, your are lacking there aswell

>impregnate my girlfriend
>my girlfriend
>girlfriend
Get married you fucking subhuman trash. Children born to unwed parents aren't even people.

Because you'll make more stupid fucks.

Or your kids will hate how stupid you are and become smarter than you could possibly imagine.

sperm amount doesn't mean jack if they can't swim for shit

have your jizz checked if you're damn much of a wuss jesus crist, just have unprotected sex and ez pez wtf

>if you're damn much of a wuss jesus crist
>you're damn much of a wuss jesus
>damn much of a wuss
>damn much of a
>damn much of
>damn much

of course it does the higher the sperm count than the more chance of getting a girl pregnant

Doesn't matter how much you cum its just down to luck and if she can conceive.

Cumming inside feels the same it just feels more special and right.

>pay higher taxes for the right to surrender half of your property to somebody else
ultimate

C U C K O L D R Y

STFU YOU PILE OF TRASH, LIKE 3 PERCENT OF UR SEMAN IS ACTUALLY SPERM. but that is true, you can have up to like, a billion sperm per load

No problem, thank you for making my mouth water

...

>Cumming inside feels the same it just feels more special and right.
Thanks for a decent reply user and not just shitposting like the rest of anons here.
So it just feels the same as when I cum in her mouth?

>SEMAN

>thos is what the poor human trash tell themselves to feel better about not being a real family.

I agree. OP should keep in mind that society looks down on unmarried couples who have children, and for good reason.

ayy lmao, fuck off

Please do not have a kid. The fact that you made this post signals that this kid would be one of the 90% being raised by millenials unfit for parenthood. Learn about the world, pursue your own dreams before ruining 3 lives at once.

Oh fuck off man if I want to breed I will fucking breed, also I just wrote this thraed because it's my first time cumming in a girl, and idk how it feels

My benefits pays enough to support a child and also pays for my cigerattes so I'm winning in both ways

>thinking of having a kid


asking for medical advice on Sup Forums

you both need to be sterilized

Are you saying I wouldn't be able to look after my child or something? Is that what your fucking saying? Lucky your sitting behind that fucking computer screen or I'd smash your lights out

Hopefully somebody sensible in your girlfriends life forces her to have an abortion.

is that your hand?

>Hopefully somebody sensible in your girlfriends life forces her to have an abortion.
How horrible can you be?
Nice 666 trips btw.

can't tell, try pouring your load into the disk drive and running your antivirus's virus scan, be sure to check the "sperm count" tab.

no it's his cock you dumb fuck

this load in OP pic is gone, I swallowed it

Not as horrible as the idiot thinking of getting his girlfriend (not his wife) pregnant because "big cums feelz gud."
Kill yourself so you don't spawn any offspring.

so jerk him off into the computer.

what you mean?

Shame, I could have swallowed it.

Are you a femanon

lol take pic of sperms then we will talk.

...maybe

Don't reproduce you retarded fuck.

what?

ah sure, jizzing alot means your sperm is fertile yea?

Why the fuck am I retarded

damn much of a mistake
gonna kill myself

I don't understand what that picture is. Is that the back of your hand?

I love when my girlfriend swallows my cum it makes me feel so special gives me shivers aswell love it

OP is a nutjob.

no its gfs hand After she finished me

Checked
/thread

It feels naughty and submissive which is always nice :)

god you definitely sound like you know how to treat your boyfriend

I really wish my gf would do it more for me

Thank you! ;)

I don't really get girls who don't swallow tbh

FUCKKKK
Why arent all grills like you

My gf likes it in the ear. Everytime i try to come on her face she turns her head

aim for her mouth its the best place

I'll take that as a compliment :D

Sorry sir..looks like you've got cancer

You have to femanon girls who swallow are the fucking shit

Well, girls like to feel desired so thanks! Besides it's fun to swallow

U sound cute, boob pixs?

gotta make a girl feel appreciated ;)

Can I ask what you like most about it ??

Ha, gonna stay hidden :P

It's like a reward, proof I made him feel good.

Submission, feels naughty and slutty, and turns a man on.

>
>Ha, gonna stay hidden :P

I dont blame you haha
You definitely sound cute as tho

I REALLY HOPE I FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU ONE DAY

Hehe, why? Haha you're cute

Am I that special or unusual? :O

I dunno just from the way you type LOL

I'm gonna have to call bait, but gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8

Desperate af guys. chill out

It is nice

what bit are you calling bait?

Tagged the wrong one....

Well off to the gun now

Well damn, you guys made my day :3

Which one did you mean to tag

I really hope you were not baiting me. Was trying to be nice to you femanon. Am I in the friendzone yet?

...

oh rofl why are you calling that bait?

I SUSPECT I GOT BAITED AGAIN. I KEEP FALLING FOR THIS SHIT

Not at all, you see sweet, go buy a nice girl a drink and be cute to her :)

No, I tagged this one Instead of this one

go to your doctor if you're so worried.

I wish I could, but I dont have the confidence for that.... in my dreams.... maybe one day

Yes the one about making a girl feel appreciated?

Nonsense, if you don't try you don't get, plus confidence is sexy. I believe in you user.

Thank you Femanon. But grils really do scare me in real life. I try and try and try again. any advice you can give me pls?

You're on point

And you call that bait??? Why???

Why do they make you nervous? The only trick is to believe with yourself, anybody can do well if they simply believe they can.

First what are the chances of a girl on Sup Forums?

Second what are the chances that she would tell us?

Third what are the chances that IF she was here AND told us, would be so much into this?

I'm really not sure, I've been asking myself for years? I guess it might be the unexpected of what they might say.

Ok I think you got me there
I admit I probably fell for the bait

Pick yourself up and move on then, we all get rejected sometimes :P But it always works out